MacGyvering the stupid per-song pricing

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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
One of my most-smoking-hot favs has a 4-year degree (and is thinking about grad school). I generally get 10 songs with her for $20 a song. But we get into some fairly deep convos, which, along with her mega-hotness, makes it hard to keep count of dances. Fortunately, this club does not take a per-song cut. So, at my suggestion, we tried just running a 30-minute timer on my phone, for $200. I guess I could have tried to bargain for 40 minutes, since the average song length is probably more than 3 minutes. But $200 for 30 minutes seems like a good deal, especially with a stone cold fox dancer. Since I go on the busiest shifts (Friday or Saturday night), it makes a significant difference for a popular dancer to not have to wait for a song start. It turned out we couldn't hear the alarm (even at max volume) over the music, but fortunately we caught it before we went 2 minutes over the 30. She said she'd start wearing a wrist watch with a timer, was pretty sure she would hear the alarm. But I haven't been in the club for a while, cause the chance to do regular OTC with another very smoking hot dancer came up.

I've also gotten into the habit of running a timer for 30 minute VIPs, even though the VIP troll is supposed to time it for you. Shockingly, their rocket science fails, and they don't reliably time it right. Sometimes they try to cut you short, but more often they seem to forget you're back there. I've found most dancers to be appreciative when they see you're not interested in getting over on them. Seems like not many on here think you can keep it mutually friendly and considerate with dancers, but for me that's very important to enjoying myself. Had one troll get a little pissy with me when we left VIP before he came back for us, even though it was clear he as aware we were over time. Do they just wait outside the penitentiary gates when they need to hire a new VIP troll?

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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
I've never done that, but if it works for you and the dancer, that's great.

Instead of the audio alarm, try the vibration alarm. If the phone sits on a hard surface, the vibration sound is sometimes more audible than an audio alarm.

I usually do VIPs, and the timer sentry is usually pretty good. For lap dances, if it's a new dancer to me, I ask that they tell me when they're starting a new dance.
shailynn
3 years ago
There’s been a million of convos on here about miscounting dances. Your way to deal with it is a great idea.

They way I handle it is I tell a dancer “I’m going to give you a $100” (say dances are $20 each) “and tell me when I am out of money.” That seems to work well, and I’ll often check during the dances “we are starting #3?” I’ve also found if a girl knows you’re buying 5 dances right off the bat, depending on the club most are appreciative and don’t worry so much about song count. If I’m giving with someone I may say “okay let’s do another 100,” which seems to keep all parties involved happy.
Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
Some clubs around the country do dances by time and not by song (even for individual dances) which I think is a better system and less apt to confusion or getting ripped off.

The current by song system one has to be paying attention to song breaks which can be hard when ur focused on enjoying ur dances - the by-song system is more apt to getting ripped-off either by dancers lying about the count or clubs that cut songs short.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
It's a good idea I think.

When I go to a club as a customer I just buy then a drink and they tend to stick around then get really surprised when I tip them $100 or $200.
Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
The black clubs I used to hit it was often a problem with cut-songs o. songs that were bled together to where it was hard to tell the song-breaks and keep track - thus I got in the habit of using my ph timer to keep track of the songs/dances and subsequently started doing the same thing in the mixed clubs so I could be more sure of the songs I was doing (the mixed clubs downhere in SoFlo are mostly Cubanas whim can often be ROBish).
whodey
3 years ago
I hate trying to keep track of the song count. That was a big reason why I stopped getting multiple dances at one time on a per song basis and started buying vip blocks of time even in nonextras clubs. Now I usually only do one or two indivual dances with a girl just to help decide if she is worth taking to vip. When I find myself in a club that doesn't offer blocks of time and the only option is to buy dances per song I usually just get 2 songs per girl before moving on to the next.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
If you like her see her outside. Set up a photo session with her if you want her to dress and paint up.

SJG

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shailynn
3 years ago
Or you could just chloroform her and kidnap her like San Jose Guy does.
LecherousMonk
3 years ago
I don't understand buying songs in bulk. What's the point? Is this an extras-club thing?
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
The point is that some guys like more than 1 or 2 lap dances.
whodey
3 years ago
LecherousMonk, considering you are looking for OTC but don't often do VIP you may want to consider buying songs in bulk. From personal experience around Columbus the mileage does tend to increase slightly the more songs you do with a girl. It also helps her become more comfortable with you and helps her realize that you are financially worth the risk of meeting OTC. That's what I used to do before I started doing VIP rooms instead.
LecherousMonk
3 years ago
I typically don't get more than three dances at a time, and that's only if I really like the girl, but I have started doing VIP with greater regularity, and I do get dances with the same girl again the next time I visit. I have just experienced a lower RoI on dancers above the second, though, as the escalation typically peaks around song two or three, after which there is nothing left to experience, and I get bored.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
FRONT ROOM!

Save the back room until you really need it. You want your girl following your lead, not performing some kind of a service upon you.

Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.

SJG

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