With Apologies to England Dan & John Ford Coley, Nights Are Forever Here Because the Laps Suck Ass

This review is just to encompass BSC at night. Day shift continues to employ gorgeous dancers who understand their role and allows for proper lapdances. Night shift, not so much.

Get the stat Nazi stuff out of the way. $8 cover, handled by an indifferent but attractive cashier. Take the receipt she gives you and hand it to the doorman 6 feet away. Do a temperature check at the wall-mounted digital thermometer and you're in. Tables closest to the front are "reserved" even though there are never more than 6-15 PLs in the place. Coke is $5 plus tip. I have seen the bouncers move people from a reserved table because they didn't pay whatever was being asked to sit there.

3-stages, though rarely more than the central one is used (stage 3, the onr closest to the entrance, is used next when there is call for it). Dancers do song sets, then they're off. One negative: even if a dancer is in VIP iwht a customer, when her name is called, she must go onstage. No rotation skipping, which, with a limited staff, can make for lappus interruptus, which, for my money, is far worse than COVID-19.