I reviewed what I could.

First time to Cleveland, searched some of the reviews and gave Chrisies a try. Not to far from the airport and downtown Cleveland. I had to pick up my rental downtown because the airport did not have any. It was on the early side to I stopped at McCarthys down the street for a beer and a burger, worst burger I ever had, draft was ok. Went over to Christies, large empty lot, looks like there might be an attendant during the busy times and you may have to pay to park. It was about 1pm on a wensday, only a couple cars in the lot. Club is large and well lit, no customers, just a thin young tatted bartender and a cute blonde dancer sitting at the bar. Basically I hung out at the bar and had drinks with the lone dancer, a customer came in here and there for a drink, I just hung out with the one dancer and bar staff and joked for a couple few hours.

Dancer never got up on stage, she was getting ready to end her shift and asked if I wanted some dances. Her and the bar tender were a little fuzzy on prices, but I told the dancer I'd give her $120 for whatever, She hung out all afternoon and didn't make a dollar. She took me to a large private room upstairs with couch coffee table etc, it was quite a large room for lap dance. She gave me three topless dances with lots of two way contact, but def R rated.

She took me for a bit of a tour around the upstairs, again very nice upscale clean club looks like it would be alot of fun if there were girls there and people in general. She gave me her number which I lost but once she left we went to get a bite to eat. She looked to me in her mid's, under 5' with some natural DD.