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10 Freest states?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_12jsnhrgY . I think he should have deducted more points from Indiana for the pasties.

G String

Akron, Ohio

Improved Talent by Quite a Bit

I have been here a few times, but not in a while. This could have been my best visit yet. The parking lot is passable and about the right size. I…

Politics

OT: The leftist progressive double-standard

An Asian teenage girl is brutally attacked by 4-black-girls on a Philadelphia subway train while the 4-black-girls yell racial epithets - it was brutal and disgusting. The response to this should not be to flame racial tensions - and that is…

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Strip clubs affected Atlanta mayor election?

SUNK ME WITH FAKE STRIP CLUB NEWS ... Says ATL Mayoral Candidate Full story: https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/02/felicia-moore-atlanta-mayoral-candidate-ti-isaac-hayes-iii-cost-election-fake-news/

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Marvelous Monday

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

Politics

Good Bye Democrats

The lying mainstream progressive news would have you believe that all women and minorities hate the racist, misogynistic Republicans. In fact, many of the stupider posters chime in by agreeing with this. What do the facts portend for…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Wait till after 3 on a Monday

So this was a long shot for me regarding the time of day. It was about 1/1:30 and I figured since they have been open for an hour that there may be some movement. When…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Friday night at the Cabaret

I get out to this club once in awhile. I happened to be in the area, so I decided to stop by. I arrived at around 9 on a recent Friday night. The first thing…

Alcatraz Strip Show Club

Athens, Greece

Leaving Alcatraz in Athens

I am visiting Athens Greece and got a room at the Grand Hyatt Athens. Facing the hotel are three strip clubs across the street which is so tempting considering it is covid times which has…

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I look at tiddys on my fon

My fon had more boobs dan a tiddy bar

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Ok Venue

I was in the area, so I decided to stop by Venue on a recent Friday evening. I arrived around 6. There was no cover, but the bouncer gave me a pat down. I did…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nice vibe!

Stopped by on Friday evening after a disappointing trip to 390. Drove into the parking lot at about 10:30pm, at the door security asked me if I had a mask, apparently they charge $5 for a…

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Top cities for infidelity.

The new list was compiled by dating site Ashley Madison. It published the list of wintertime infidelity towns using its own data from more than 70 million users. Orlando, FL Miami, FL Atlanta, GA Las Vegas, NV Cincinnati, OH St. Louis, MO Boise, ID Saint Paul, MN Minneapolis, MN Tampa,…

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WV Eastern Panhandle This Saturday Night. Any Input?

I will be in the Eastern Panhandle on this Saturday night (arriving earlyish 8-9). Looking to maybe get a few dances, but primarily just relax and drink and stage tip. Dancer ethnicity is not as issue. It…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Whiskey / Wing Wednesday at Xplicit

First review of this place in just over four months...and I was the last one to do it. Go figure! Anywho, the area and interior haven't changed. It's still way out on the west side,…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

2021 Review

Seems like this club hasn't been reviewed in a while. I went in June 2021 on a Friday evening, I arrived at the club a little before 9:00 PM. Cover was around $10.00, if I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Zero For Two

I normally visit over lunch,but thought I'd give later in the day (4 to 5:30) a try this afernoon. It was more crowded inside than I expected with quite a few people standing instead of…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The odds were good; but the goods were odd.

This is a review of a weekday afternoon visit to Flight Club (FC): The obligatory details: Parking? Mandatory parking attendant: $8. There is no street parking near the club. Admission? No admission charge during the afternoon.…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Had Potential but Not at the End

Well on my quest for a Follies replacement and arrived here mid-afternoon to a very full parking lot. Parked in a paved parking lot on the side of the club where a mobile car…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Tried night shift this time, but I'll stick with dayshift

Been to Blaze plenty of times Saturday day shift, but this is a review of Tuesday night shift (11:30pm 2am). My first time going in at that time. Weather was low 50s with no rain…

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Where do tracking strippers stay?

I was in Florida for Thanksgiving and as usual my wife and I stayed in our RV in a nice Rv park. There were 2 nice looking young ladies down from us who would come in around 2:30 AM. Once…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Heavy girl drama and heavy on prices

Monday night visit. Zero specials, lame. $20 entry fee, ouch! Drink required. $4 for a soda. Only club place in the town of Saginaw. Huge club. Multiple stages and is 2 story. Primary stage has…

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Inside The Red Parrot During CoVid And An Interview With My Old Fav

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/deathsexmoney/episodes/strip-club-pandemic-death-sex-money Talk about about a podcast that hits home. I used to be a regular at this club and “Violet” as Jessica is known now used to be a former CF. Let’s just say in 2018 she probably didn’t have to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Tue, Wed trip before thanksgiving

I've been a long time viewer of this forum but seldom publish reviews. I realize the importance of giving back to the community so we grow stronger. I also realize that this review contain…

Tijuana

TJ BG stripperweb?

Is there a site like stripperweb that TJ BGs use? Presumably would be in Spanish.

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How long do we have to wait for this fucking guy to stop talking to this dancer?

How long? Do I gotta sit here for 3 fucking hours waiting for him to tell this girl his life story. Watch her pretend to care. I get it, she's your favorite, I got it but touch and go. Say hi,…

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An Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdvSwStGErs

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SoFlo before Christmas - Worth it?

Has SoFlo recovered? I’m thinking about coming down two weeks before the holidays but not if the clubs are dead, thoughts?

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Better on a Monday night, somehow

The club is tucked away on the west side of Central Ave, with a long unmarked gravel/dirt parking lot and lots of flood lights shining down. It's a bit of a run down mess, but…

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Can the average income of a TUSCL member really be $350K

I've seen this comment at least 10 times in various posts. I can't however find its origin. I looked up the 2021 %ile and $350k indicates we are on average top 3%'s. Now me, I'm a top 1%'er, in my…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Get to know first

They are currently checking vaccination proof at entry, also asked for ID once. Masks are optional, it is upto you. One working girl was wearing mask but no other. $20 entry and minimum one drink, most…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

High quality night shift on a Thursday

Had a few hours before my flight out of OC and decided to check this place out since it’s close to the airport area. The place has its own building at an intersection with ample…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Solid afternoon visit

First time back at Cheerleaders after some trepidation with a recent shooting in parking lot. Decided most likely a one off incident, as parking lot is next to a fast food place and…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Tuesday Evening with Old Friends

I think they had 12 girls working last evening when I was there. None of the new ones impressed me but there were a few of my favorites from before who made the stay…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Trinity

Hey I have noticed there is a dancer back on the schedule that goes by Trinity, does anyone have any intel on her? There used to be a regular at PL a couple of years ago by that name.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Oh Dakota! I need to see you again!

So I stopped by a couple of times in the last few weeks and I have not been disappointed. This first time I stopped, there was a rather high female to male ratio, which was…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Every Stripper's Got A Hungry Heart

Neptune City. Right off the shore and next to Asbury Park where Bruce Springsteen got his start. Which you know I had to blast some Bruce on the way here. To my knowledge except for…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

First time experience at OZ

I went on a Tuesday night or Wednesday morning depending on how you look at it. Arrived just past 1am and it was my first time. I honestly didn’t know what to expect. I just…

Eclipse

Boise, Idaho

Good Value

This was my first time in an Idaho strip club and to my knowledge there are no full nude strip clubs so this was the best it gets. With that said, I still had a…

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Electric vs Conventional - What Happens Over the Next Decade?

I am still astonished at new and used car prices at the moment. I bought a used SUV a little over 5 years ago and I can almost sell it today for what I bought it for back then.…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

dead spot

arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get some pointers about…

Politics

Florida man with over 70 arrests arrested again for rape

https://apple.news/AFDaPovW-Ql2nSjqdefvexA How are the Fake conservatives going to spin this one

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Exxxotica Expo Is In The DC Area This Weekend

Have any of you you ever participated in either the expo or the after parties? The expo ticket prices are fairly steep IMHO. I'm uninterested in the expo. I may already be in DC on Friday night…

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Slightly OT: Funny

https://www.instagram.com/p/CW78WgnPEsN/

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

A good second time experience

I was in SF on vacation and decided to go visit Centerfolds with some friends. The club was easy to find and I managed to find parking right outside. To enter you need to show…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

A total miss!

I stopped into Lusty’s at 3:00 PM. I have read on TUSCL and another site that some of the better girls (Sweety & Destiny) roll in about 3 on weekdays. Please refer to…

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Recommendations for Athens Greece

Hello boys! Anyone have updated information for Athens? I happen to be staying at a hotel on a big street for strip clubs. There are 4 within walking distance from me. Babylon, Alcatraz, Opera, Dream Girls. I went to Alcatraz…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

Fun low-key Saturday night

Hasn't been a review of this place since covid, so I figured I'd submit one... Stopped on a Saturday night around 9pm. Was told there was $10 cover starting at 10pm, so I got the best…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Back in Paradise For the Holiday : Gobble Gobble

Was in town doe Turkey day. This review encompasses 4 day shift visits The dancers I tried : Kay early 20’s from Texas tight little spinner with cute little pointy B-cups. Gets naked on stage…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

It is a free look and sometimes you get lucky

This turned out to be a successful visit. I typically stop in to the Cricket if I’m coming from the east, downtown or the burbs. It is an easy stop that allows for very…

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OT: Giving Tuesday

Today is "giving Tuesday". If you are looking for an end of year charitable deduction, and / or work for a company that will match your charitable contributions today, consider https://afsp.org/ They do good work. And unfortunately The Single Mom New…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Saturday Afternoon at Lustys

Decided to go visit Lusty again this time on the weekend which I usually do not do that but my girlfriend was Christmas shopping so I thought it is a good time to sneak out…

Tijuana

TJ Sugar Babies?

Anyone had one?

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They were not Jehova’s Witnesses... nor were the LDS missionaries...

So yours truly was sitting at home at 11:30 as the day was winding down when I heard the doorbell. I turned on the porch light to see two well-dressed young men who asked “would you like to learn about…

Politics

America’s longest-serving political prisoner Native American activist Leonard Pe

Title couldn’t say it all America’s longest-serving political prisoner Native American activist Leonard Peltier should be released from federal prison. “His trial was also happening as the FBI was trying to suppress the activities of the American Indian Movement (AIM), a…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Hot dancers, low key day environment

Visited at lunch hour on a weekday. Burger and beer for $12.75, good sized portions. No cover, no valet, no troll. One stage in use by 6 dancers in the rotation (I may be off…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Not sure what to think.

My wife and I stopped in after a night of heavy drinking, I think around 11pm or so. $10 cover each. The place is pretty small, around 8 tables, a few booths, and chairs around…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

Fun low-key Saturday night

Hasn't been a review of this place since covid, so I figured I'd submit one... Stopped on a Saturday night around 9pm. Was told there was $10 cover starting at 10pm, so I got the best…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Fun times on a weekend.

Stopped by on a whim. Fairly busy, but was expecting that for a weekend night. Parking was plentiful and private. $10 cover. Main stage had 3 poles with a dancer on each. They rotated every…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

This time it paid off

This place has plenty parking and plenty where to sit. As always a lot of girls to choose from mostly Spanish to the thicker side. Some are to the thinner side. This time I was…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Currency Lives Up to Her Name

This despite all its flaws is still one of my favorite clubs. The cons - expensive couch dances with no cheaper dances available, not enough talented girls during the dayshift, no TVs and no food.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

New Review from PAFBABS, this is the way it should be!

Chicago Club PAFBABS https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=379841 This is the way it should be, great front room feel up and makeout sessions. Only then do you take her arriba. Or maybe you just continue right there. This is the way it…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This Adelitas review from Redbaron12

Adelitas, Redbaron12 https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380956 This is the way it should be, great front room feel up and makeout sessions. This is the way it should be in the US today. We can have it this way if we move to the private party…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Probably better to visit at another time

Had some free time and I had another activity planned that fell through, so decided to pop in here for my first time at this club. Walked in and there was a sign that said…

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what have you spent on strippers?

Over the last 10 years of my active clubbing I figure I have easily spent at least a half million dollars. other than my stupidity of spending money in Vegas for way too long i consider it a wonderful…

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What really catches your attention?

I know this is obviously going to vary from person to person. But what about a dancer catches your attention? Certain style attire(More expensive looking clothes, punk/goth style, gowns, bright colors, certain colors worn.) Makeup (heavy, unique, fake eyelashes, fake…

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Preggers (not me)

I have a client who is in his late 30s. He got married for the first time late this summer (his wife’s first marriage as well and she’s in her late 30s too). The other day he was…

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JUGS FOR JESUS

https://news3lv.com/news/local/hustler-club-las-vegas-to-host-jugs-for-jesus-christmas-experience

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Excited to be back in TJ!

Well it was my first time back in TJ since Covid and I wasn’t really sure what to expect. I will say I was pleasantly surprised to see that things were pretty normal.…

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Texting while recieving head. Is it rude or are you just terrible at it?

Due to the current issue of old threads wearing their old heads again, I figured that's refresh a new. If a girl(or even a boy) is texting while you're giving her head, it's you very rude for that. Or do…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

pretty girls, expensive club

I arrived around 1:30am. I hit many clubs that night and this was my 3rd or 4th of the night. I paid $40 to get in, quite reluctantly since I had just paid $5 to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Love this place, but Friday night is PACKED!

This is hands down the best club in Dallas, maybe even in Texas! I’ve been here a number of times but the last time I went, it was BUSY! I went in on a Saturday…

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FUCK MARRY KILL- FEMALE SINGERS EDITION

it's been a very long time since i brought up one of these. in this edition the three are: BEBE REXHA https://www.google.com/search?q=bebe%20rexha%20body&tbm=isch&ictx=1&tbs=rimg:CXXzrtjTTVXBIgh1867Y001VwSoSCXXzrtjTTVXBESoaaxizjj0Y&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=0CAEQiRxqFwoTCLDWvbKewPQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAT&biw=1415&bih=825 DUA LIPA https://www.google.com/search?q=DUA+LIPA++body&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjRjYXxn8D0AhXhnnIEHTEWD8AQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=DUA+LIPA++body&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgQIABBDOgYIABAHEB46CAgAEAgQBxAeUOggWIUxYN8yaABwAHgAgAFhiAGdBJIBAjEwmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=sy6mYZHoOeG9ytMPsay8gAw&bih=825&biw=1415&hl=en-US HALEY REINHART https://www.google.com/search?q=HAILEY+REINHART+BODY&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjDx7aioMD0AhWZmXIEHfLuAVUQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=HAILEY+REINHART+BODY&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECAAQQzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAcQHjoGCAAQBRAeOgcIABCxAxBDOggIABCABBCxAzoECAAQGFDoD1igZmCtbmgIcAB4AIABhAGIAbwJkgEEMTguMpgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=Gy-mYYPOH5mzytMP8t2HqAU&bih=825&biw=1432&hl=en-US

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Rech is Messing With Us

Lil Baller bumping 10 year old threads I can accept. But today in my feed this thread shows up: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=31363 Started in 2014, and hasn’t had a comment since March, 2021, why is it showing up at the top of my…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

First Post Covid Visit to the best in SF.

Another repeat visit. I’ll not describe the layout as it hasn’t changed. Arrived around 730pm. Not many customers. Around 6 girls. Got a beer ($4 in happy hour) at the bar.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

$apphire; serves its purpose...

I went here recently to celebrate my birthday. I went with a group of 8 or 10 folks that were all ready to party and have a good time. We organized bottle service…

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There’s on NBA player I respect

https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/29/enes-kanter-adds-freedom-legal-name-us-citizenship/ Now, if we could only convince CJK and Icee to move to Turkey.

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Bermuda Triangle where your money disappears with nothing to show for.

Walked in 7:30 walked out 8:00. I decided to try DT because I have never been, and I’ll never go back. Admission is classic little darlings $22 for entry and bottomless drink. Decor is fine nothing to…

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Should we start deterring those with less than enough away from the club?

I've started to notice that as I Club again, I realized that my expenses at the club have gone up. No longer could I have gone away with simply spending $100 and being satisfied. Recently spent nearly $300. And I've…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Got Hunted…

Been away from the scene for a while, after seeing nothing interesting at the seeder clubs down the street I decided to stop in and at least get some food. Hate the VIP parking here…

Politics

Science today can be a joke tomorrow!

I never get on an airplane because Bernoulli's principle might be wrong. What do scientists know? I mean really they totally thought the Earth was a cube until like1968 I know because I saw it here https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Htrae I also don’t drive…

Politics

Alternative Sexual Politics

Magia Sexualis, by Hugh B. Urban (2006) p. 32 "The fears of religious heresy dangerously combined with sexual licentiousness were to recur through out the history of Western Christianity, from the time of the Gnostics down to out generation and our own…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Still the Best!

*GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet parking most nights and Friday day. *INSIDE* Entry through glass doors into vestibule through a metal detector…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

May have redeemed myself.

So after my experience at Pinky's and some chastising by other members I decided to give Doll House a shot, and trying a new strategy to make sure I didn't get played for a sucker…

Politics

Why are we surprised by vax skepticism?

One of my favs is a big vax skeptic. She talks about the constant DARE devil's lettuce crap when she was in school, while watching many lives of people close to her ruined by alcoholism. Then we've got…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nothing special to see here

Came to Chicago for the weekend and was in the mood for some dances. 390 had been getting good reviews lately so decided to pregame here. Visited this club on Friday before thanksgiving… came in at…

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'Tis the Holiday Shopping Season

I joined Seeking.com about 2 and a half years ago. It's been a lot of fun. But as many have noted, Seeking can be a lot of work. Some girls don't check their profile often, there are…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Crazy night at Adelita's

I was in TJ Nov 21-24. Sunday afternoon around 2:00 I crossed the border. This was the first time I ever had to wait to get into TJ. It was only about…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise is my new favorite

Went Saturday night around 11pm and this was everything my buddies told me it would be. Cover was $20 and water was $10, a little on the high side, but whatever. Full nude dances were…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

My ATF is back but the girls are tattling

Sunday afternoon experience I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM for them). So…

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Massage places versus strip clubs

I was just at usasexguide and noticed there were three times as many posts in the massage section than there was in the strip club section for Indianapolis, where I live, so they are obviously more popular than strip clubs.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara on a Tuesday afternoon

This was my first time going to Sahara. I went in around 5pm on a tuesday and initially parked in front of the liquor store. One of the bouncers saw me while he was coming…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Nice time on a Friday.

I have reviewed this place many times. Still my favorite. I have been back a few times since the last review, and the club details haven't changed much. It is about…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

1st of 2 Quick Visits to TJ Clubs

This is my 2nd time in TJ and having experienced the wonders the first time, I wanted to see if things were as good now that the shock of the place had worn off a…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

World Class Clubs Do World Class Things

Stadium is a cool club if you’re looking for a more party vibe that accompanies dancers. After you walk past security there’s a spot to get ones on your left and a wall hiding the…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Plugged at The Pic

Stopped by the Piccadilly Club on a Friday evening. Normally, I prefer to go in the afternoon and evenings since it’s less crowded. It was easier for me to park in the area…

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The gaslight parade

Last week I texted with my CF to meet at the club. I arrive at the appointed time and she wasn’t there yet, ok not a big deal I can hang out and chill. Or so I thought.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Shift change sucks.

Dropped in on Friday evening and the lot wasn’t packed as it usually is. Cover charge was $15 and water was $10. Got there around shift change was happening soon so it sucked…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

it is what it is

Stopped in Lusty's for a quick visit last week. I will not repeat all the boring details or write a novel on the parking, layout and facilities other than to say that this is a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Waste of time, money, time and everything in between AVOID it's not worth anyone's time.

This place just gets worse and worse It's now a Pasty's bar second rate paper moon almost as expensive to be honest. Inside has 3 areas for dancers to dance with the main stage…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

Wife and I are now regulars

My wife and I usually stay in Maho and this is the first trip we visited the club. We were immediately impressed with the ladies. The club was clean and all of the ladies looked…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Move faster, and be wise with your money

Decided to check out this place, so I headed over in the early afternoon. Place was spacious with plenty of seating. To stage to the left of the bar and one big one at the…

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You weirdos wanna read some cray cray shit courtesy of Mr. Muddy?

https://tuscl.net/articles.php tl;dr version: if you invite Mr. Muddy over for amuse-bouches do not let him use your lavatory.

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Tis the night before Thanksgiving......

Got all my Thanksgiving prep done(All i have to do is show up for family Thanksgiving) and decided to to relax after a 3 day work week! LOL Got a 6 pack…

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What's wrong with the upsell attempt?

I read a review last night that kinda aggravated me. While admitting the girl put in extra effort, had great technique, blah blah fucking blah... dude refused to tip the girl because at some point during the eight $10 dances…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Fell in Love ... Again

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances, friendly staff and…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Jiggles: The end of grabbing bar napkins for the Men's Room??

I stopped in one late Monday afternoon in early November and found the place nearly dead. Not too surprising: bad time on a slow weekday. I started talking with the bartender and…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I got a present

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after doing some Christmas shopping. Walked in, had to give over my id to be scanned, which sucks, but if you want to play you have to pay…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

Still a Mixed Bag

I’ve been here 3 times in the past 60 days and thought it deserved an updated review. Overall, this place is hit or miss and your experience will greatly be affected by your expectations. Mine…

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RIP Stephen Sondheim

One of the greats has passed. I remember this time when the great Sondheim replied to a letter from an aspiring composer/songwriter named Doctor Phil (yours truly, not the bozo on the TV) I had sent him a synopsis of a…

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I am spending savings with girlfriend on stripper I met at lap dancing club

A dude asks a female advice columnist what he should do. He should have asked TUSCL instead. https://todayuknews.com/travel/i-am-spending-savings-with-girlfriend-on-stripper-i-met-at-lap-dancing-club/

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Sluttiest Towns in America

In whatever not necessarily only strip clubs but what cities you've experienced where girls aren't afraid to give it up. Me, I see this as only a positive thing, no shame in it all. I love sluts! A few come to…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Who's Dancing?

How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.

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Clubs that scan IDs on entry

I've read reviews of clubs that scan your ID before allowing entry. What is the rationale for scanning the ID? Quite obviously, the club can verify the age of a customer without scanning the ID. Are they…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Lack of Enthusiasm all around

First trip back to OTB in a couple of years. The inside of the club is decent, fancier/nicer than many others in the sticks, but not the best in Milwaukee. The inside is…

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Have I reached the seventh level of PL?

She nodded off a couple times during OTC. Also snored a little. Yet I still want to see her.

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Nice but small

My visit overall was good. It was the first time I had been here. I won't spend much time describing parking or the building other than to say they're both lack8ngnin space. The girls were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Day is better than nights

Arrived 12:45. Trying to see if what everyone says about the day shift is true. Pulled in parking lot almost completely empty. That worries me but all is good. Plenty of women inside ! Went…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Always a fun time after 9pm.

Not the busiest or nicest club in town for sure…but I always seem to have the most fun there. The girls are always in a good mood and the other staff is pretty cool too.…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday afternoon

Visited harem in August, saturday - Day shift. overall this club has taken a deep dive down. I visited around 3PM. About 4-5 dancers.Range of girls was 6-7. Drinks $7/beer. Mandatory drinks for girls are…

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How can you tell the auto mechanic just came out of the VIP room

One of his fingers is clean

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

A New Fav Stop

In summary, Polekatz is one of the top clubs in the Chicago area, with a large number of dancers and a full spectrum of ethnicities. Dancers are very attractive, with few exceptions. Valet parking was…

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What's up with all the "Cuban" strippers?

Over the years, most of the Cubans who came to the US were well educated and often had good business skills. Not the most common demographics of the families that strippers come from. Is there some reason Latina…

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Stripper band

One of my favs is learning to play the bass guitar, so she can start a band. She said she was looking for a lead singer, so I reminded her one of my other favs was a singer.…

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Getting Choked

A stripper choked me last night in the club (with permission). I had lightly choked her in the past. She got payback with interest. She didn't totally close off my windpipe, but came close. With one…

Politics

Germans to be denied euthanasia if not fully vaccinated

Now in the the "you can't make this shit up" category, Germany is going to require full Covid "vaccination" to be eligible for euthanasia. More evidence the media is lying when it says the "vaccines" aren't deadly. 😆 https://nationalfile.com/germany-those-seeking-euthanasia-must-be-vaccinated-against-covid/

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Michigan kicks OSU butts!!!!!

Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conquering heroes Hail! Hail! to michigan The leaders and best!… At last!👏😆😎🙏

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Always worth stopping & seldom disappointed even when I don't find who I'm looking for

I stop her when ever I in the area. I am seldom disappointed. I got there about 10:00, arriving earlier is not worth it. Most dancers arrive from 9:30 to 11:00. There was a nice…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Agree with the other reviews

The best part about this club is that it is easy to reach from the highway, just a couple of turns. The large parking lot also, that is the second best part. For some…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Very Enjoyable Visits

Parking close to the entrance is valet, but there are areas to self-park nearby. I did not use the valet option, and don't know its cost. The entrance to this cavernous, two-level structure has a…

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Best Jacksonville Florida Clubs?

I'm heading from St Augustine (which is a bust for clubs) to Jacksonville which seems to have a bunch. If anyone has any good tips on which clubs are best to work at right now in Jacksonville, I'd be so…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Low Key Saturday Afternoon

Saturday afternoon, parking lot was pretty full by 4pm. You walk in and are greeted by the two ladies collecting the door fee (don’t remember exactly what it was but $10 or less). As soon…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Had a decent time but was a bit underwhelmed.

The club was kind of slow but it was late Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning so I guess that's to be expected. We were in town for the Nets Warriors game. Anyway the club had maybe…

Naked City

Killeen, Texas

Please hire me as a stripper...

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Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A really good time

If you are looking for a good strip club in Jacksonville, this place is it. $10 cover to get in, must buy a drink (no alcohol which sucks) Strip club environment in Jacksonville is nothing…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

7/10 on a lot of fronts. 10/10 finish to my night thoooo.

Came back to Showcase for a second time in a couple weeks. As someone stated earlier, Showcase has become kind of a Fuegos reincarnate. I'll be straight and to the point. Price: $20 Cover $20 VIP to Bar $30…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Vast improvements recently, definitely a place to keep checking.

Obligatory Club Info: nice plush club, glitzy and glam inside. I think cover is $7 during the day and $12 at night, but I could be wrong. I think they serve food during the day…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still a fun place.

Use to be my go to club but now I live closer to providence. Providence has some of the best clubs in the US. When you enter marios the U shaped stage with 3 poles on…

The Stall: The Life and Times of a Monger in Strip Club Bathrooms

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid events in strip club history from my abode, my chamber....my throne. You see some people strut into a strip club, some people do a little twist, and truffle shuffle to their seat, some shake their ass and walk the cat walk, not me, I never did any of those things (Well ok you got me, sometimes yeah) I normally take a B…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A decent first visit

Well I finally found myself on the southwest side of Wayne county for some other business and decided to visit some of the clubs on that side of town. If you know what happened basically…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Best night ever !

I visited this place last Friday around 11pm. THe place is nice a little to dimly lit for my taste probably because my vision isn’t the best. Place has decent crowd and I see about…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time visit question about dance rooms

Just got back and had a fun time, but does anyone else find the cameras in the dance rooms to be a bit disconcerting? I meant to ask the woman I went back with but once her top came…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Finally, a lady bartender returns

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago. Unsurprisingly, nothing has changed at the club physically compared to all of the other reviews, though they seem to be having some troubles with the cable. All the…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice place, but expensive and follows rules

The venue itself is smaller than I was expecting, but it’s nice and well kept. You walk in and the stage is right there in front of you. Decent amount of seating available and a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sexy Lexi

I found my flight was delayed on the way to the airport, and decided to wait at Oasis. Parking lot seemed moderately full, but there were no other customers except for me. Entered…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice & comfy place

Went on thurday afternoon. Cover charge was $3 and the waitress were very friendly and attended very often. There were quite a few girls good looking and upto my taste and ofcourse they were hot…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Excellent XXXperience!

This club is not too far off of the Interstate, hit it on my drive from Chicago back to Minneapolis. There is one stage, decent sized, with a long bar and lowtop and hightop tables spread…

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Christmas gifts for dancers

Merry Christmas, ho' ho' hoes. Is anyone close enough to a dancer to buy her a Christmas gift just because it's Christmas and you are fond of her and not expecting anything in return? Has a dancer ever given you…

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South Florida Planning

Just booked my next Florida trip. Have only 2 nights this time. Last trip 2 months ago I visited Cheetahs Hallandale, Tootsies and Diamond Dolls. Had a great time at each without breaking the bank (actually left with a lot…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Noticing a trend

I went on a Sunday evening, about 7. The place always looks very nice, a big circular stage in the center with two poles. The bar on the right side of the room.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First Review

I just became aware of this site and I have read several reviews. I don't see any point in reciting all the technical information but, after reading a few, I think some of it is helpful. The…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Lunch with a view

In the area on a business trip and stopped by for lunch on a recent Wednesday afternoon. Coming in the entrance, the left side is where the action is. The stage is in the center…

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Money makes the world go round

I've been inviting this dancer to my house once or more a week for several months. She's hot and she's given me the best sex I've ever had. But she started treating me like her personal ATM, asking me…

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Hidden microphones.

I just read a comment on another site about hidden microphones in a club being a deterrent to fun. I've heard of cameras being used for that but not mics. I would think that the loud music played in most…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Quick Stop for Recon Purposes

I drove through Jacksonville mid-afternoon the day before Thanksgiving and made brief stops at what I understand to be the only two nude clubs in town – Doll House and Sinsations – before getting back…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A Good Place for an Afternoon Pit Stop While Traveling

I drove through Jacksonville mid-afternoon the day before Thanksgiving and made brief stops at what I understand to be the only two nude clubs in town – Doll House and Sinsations – before getting back…

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Webcam model shoots her own v@gina

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html Surprisingly, NOT Florida. But close. Former Follies dancer? It has yet to be determined if this is a hate crime. Jk lol 😝

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Lack of atmosphere on a Saturday night

Road House, Columbus OH Unplanned club visit on a Saturday night in October. Saw the sign on the way in to the casino across the street, won a few bucks, decided to redistribute the wealth to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nice low key visit. New hot dancer "Ariel" made my night.

Obligatory club info: this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean it up. The restroom is definitely improved.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Small, but a good time

So I haven't visited a strip club since I left the military and that was over 10 years ago, but I got off work early the other night and figured, what the hell? And headed…

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Yeah. Floriduh!

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several who were 65 years or older. Police say…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Decent Fun Night!

Outside my usual Tijuana clubbing, IMO this club is worth visiting coz the value is there (mainly on Tuesday’s). The selection of dancers isn’t bad either (more details with names in the review),most of them…

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How you deal with taking an L in the mongering game

You win some, you lose some. Whether it be a dud in VIP, air dance only surprise or not what you thought it’d be OTC how do you guys take dealing with spending on something that didn’t quite go your…

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I ate a big ass turkey!

Den I farted! Da end!

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

IG Research Pays Off on a Wednesday Afternoon

Considering my recent fail at Playground: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380686 , I’ve made the strategic decision to stop dropping into clubs, and will instead use IG to identify dancers of interest on the schedule before I head…