Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

& Lou Armenians

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Muddy
Jan 23, 2022, 3:40 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an alright location. Plenty of parking, in the back of this club. Looks like it shares that lot with a local bar. To be honest going in, I thought this was going to be like a local dive bar kind of place, no this is like more of an upscale almost nightclub feel to it. Walk in, empty pockets, metal detector. Cover is $20 free for military. Set up, one big bar island on the left 3 stages in that one, one smaller bar island in the right back, one stage there. Bathrooms in center. Dressing room has a spiral staircase going up to it. LD and VIP room on right. Lap dance's are $35 a song. 3 for $100 and VIP is like 30 minutes for $220 or something like that. LD room looks like a community dance room. I did not see what VIP set up is like. It's a nice club, looks like an old building that got repurposed. Crowd mostly black and white I would say 50/50 on that. I would say a little too crowded for my taste but Saturday night I guess I'm asking for it. My corona was $9.

Dancers, pretty big lineup at least 30 girls I would say. Mix of black girls, white girls, and latinas. The black dancers in particular looked pretty good. I think some solid talent here, especially with the black girls. Most seemed younger, dancing all over the place, sort of a party vibe. A lot 7's I would say maybe even some 8's. But at the end of the day, I got see something great if I'm doing $35 dances. That number just keeps creeping up. $35 how many fucking cheesesteaks is that. I liked it, but I didn't love it enough to go on this big spending spree. I had sat down at the end up of the big bar island, right infront one of the stages and just tipped and smacked some ass. I also ask about these prices while I tip and she dances, is that rude? IDFK. Nice strip club though overall and a lot more active than I expected. It's worth a look.

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