Nice lunch show

I stopped in recently for lunch at Scarlett’s. I hadn’t been here in probably 2 years. Free parking in the daytime. Cute door girl checking IDs. Scarlett’s looks like a big, flashy Miami nightclub with loud EDM and bright lights. There’s happy hour from noon to 8 and free lunch from noon to 3 Monday to Friday.

At lunchtime, they were running one bar and the main stage. There were about 10 dancers. It was a 50/50 split of Latinas and white girls. They all on the small/skinny side. Most had fake boobs, and one had a really nice, round booty.

At the top of the hour, they do a girl parade to showcase the dancers. Lap dances are $25/song. I did not partake on this visit, as my free steak lunch was enticing me more than a private dance.

However, I will give the dancers some love for their stage work. In most Miami strip clubs, you get bored walk around the pole or twerking money bombs. On the day I went, several of the dancers looked like they were actually having fun on stage, smiling, doing tricks, and strong interaction with customers at the rail.