Very different from the Mcdonald's Playhouse

Burlington, NJ. Saturday night. Around like 1045. Right off of I95 and good break point on way to Philly from New York. On Rte 130. Huge Amazon warehouse off in the distance behind this club. Plenty of parking. Walk in $10 cover, get a ticket for two free waters at the bar. Set up one main bar island, stage inside. LD/VIP area in back. Bathrooms on left wall. BYOB here and full nude. Dances are $30 and VIP for 30 minutes is $350. Crowd mix of white and black guys and even some girl customers. Mix of younger customers and middle age guys. Manning the bar was some girl bartender and a guy who looked like he was about to go deer hunting. Not really a tip parade here, most people ball up the money and throw it. Dancers will come around to you and ask for a dance in the back, or just dance on you for tips.

Dancers, not a huge line up, no more than 15 dancers. More customers than dancers definitely. Scanning prior reviews I expected this lineup to be much older going in, I didn't really see that on this night. There was one older blonde russian but the rest of the girls looked younger. Mix of white/black. I saw atleast one latina and even some indian dancer. You never see that shit. She asked me to guess her ethnicity and you know what in hindsight I could sort of smell a slight curry scent on here, dead give a way, and the fact that she looks middle eastern, indian. I would say maybe the best looking girl was some light skinned black girl with a Macy Gray hairstyle and it looked like she made the most money on stage of the bunch.

I would say most of the lineup was 5, 6 or 7's. To be honest nothing that made me want to go to the back with, especially for those prices. Although the back has to be awesome for how many fucking reviews this place has. Seemed like a chill place though, and I know a lot of people go day here, maybe day is a little stronger in the lineup. IDK but it was cool to at least check out such a popular spot on here. You guys review this shit every other day, so I know I had to be on point with my details, y'all probably know all this stuff by heart already. In all honesty if I'm sitting smack dab in the center of New Jersey. I could go east to Centerfolds in Neptune or West to Burlington for Playhouse. Based on this small sample size I'm taking Centerfolds right now.