I joined the “Mile High Club” with cute blonde spinner.

TL;DR: 25% white, 60% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-8s. $8 cover before 8pm, $4.50 beer and whiskey special during happy hour, $20 lap dances, VIP area $175 bottle + $400 to $600 for dancer

Since November, I’ve tried out about a dozen clubs in Houston area. This is my first write up, and I think I’ll review all 12 clubs. Some, like this one, are great. Some are mediocre. And, in the interest of science, I’ve paid cover and entered some really scary trashy dives. I’m going to try to follow Papi_Chulo’s format and I will write a overall Houston club guide similar to his great article at: Papi Chulo reviews Miami: https://tuscl.net/member-articles.php?id=278740.

Here is Papi’s recommended outline, that I’m following:

I) Intro