Vacation all I ever wanted
Laurence Harbor, NJ. Monday night around 1130. Rte 35. Seems like a pretty good area. Plenty of parking all around in the lot. Walk in $20 cover which I thought was a lot considering on how slow it was. No military discount. The guy in the front looked like a rip off Iranin Santa Claus. Walk in through the doors. Layout one main stage, inner ring stage seating like inside the bar. And then outer ring outside the bar. Two VIP booth left and right when you come in. And Lap dance area with like mini barber shop seats to get LDs from. Lap dances are $25 for 5 minutes. And VIP is 15 minutes for like 140 and 30 for like 220 if I remembering that right something like that. Bathrooms in the back. You need a key to take a shit though. “Ugh hey I just had Taco Bell and got massive diarrhea, I’m gonna need the key to blow up your guys bathroom”
Dancers about 6 or 7. Some Latinas, one black girl and few white girls. Not bad there were some lookers in there. One girl sat down and chatted with me Aubrey, whit girl spinner type new to the club. She wasn’t really my type but apparently the DJ called out sick and the manager was filling in. And we was playing disco the whole night. Some of the dancers were confused, not me I was like hell yeah let’s do this I just said fuck it I wanna get lap dances to shake your groove thing so I took this girl to get a lapdance to test it out. Disco is the key to my heart it looks like. Two way contact but dances not to great. She was newer though. We chatted for a bit “Omg every customer I see is always trying to have sex with me yuck!, Glad your not like that!” “Who me? oh yeah no I would never do anything like that at all, never have and never will” *leaves for a Paterson brothel*
Another chick named Lucy, she was a Uruguayan girl, and she kind looked like one of my favorite pornstars Trina Michaels, busty blonde. Maybe like a 9 for me. I was in. Dances were awesome. Would do again with her. Two way good mileage. You can’t go too too crazy it somewhat visible our heads at least so maybe VIP would be a thought then. I got her just as it was closing though so had to wrap it up.
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