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How to juggle Favorite Dancers

I have 5 favorite dancers at my favorite club. Two are day shift gals, and the other three are nights. Of those five I just started an otc relationship with 1 of them. By that I mean,…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

As others have described, this place...

As others have described, this place is unlike any other strip club I've ever been to. More than a bit shady looking on the outside, and could definitely use some improvements on the inside--but you…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

I use to go to the...

I use to go to the place a lot but it has seriously gone down hill. The location is not bad but its easy to pass on thr highway if your not paying attention.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Usually I go to Gold Diggers,...

Usually I go to Gold Diggers, but I wanted to go to a different spot as my last vists there have not even come close to measuring up to my first visit. I almost drove…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

So, I headed out a week...

So, I headed out a week ago to DH. After paying for a cover, I cut short my tab and asked for my cover back... they obliged. Gave them another chance and with…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Yes, it is self-service, but I've...

Yes, it is self-service, but I've been coming here since the mid-90s and it's good for a spur of a moment trip where you want something more than just a crowded club, but don't want…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

went to this club around noon....

went to this club around noon. heard alot of hype about the place but maybe i went on the wrong day. the music was aight but there didnt seem to be many dancers. the only…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

I went to KOD when visiting...

I went to KOD when visiting Miami. I almost left because the cover was so high. But I stayed in, and I am glad that I did. First of all KOD had ladies boxing going…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I have been to Sparky's several...

I have been to Sparky's several times now and this place is not consistent. If it were not for Tawney being there every time I have gone I probably would not return. Sometimes there's more…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

Wow! Haven't been back here in...

Wow! Haven't been back here in a while. Needed to grab a beer to wash down the air from a day of work in the chemical valley and the old RP was the closest place…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

How does the old saying go,...

How does the old saying go, "seeing is believing". Alright, I have to admit that I thought most of the recent downgraded reviews for Follies were attempts to reduce the crowds of newbies by the…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Still pop by this club now...

Still pop by this club now and then to see if things have improved sorry to say they have not.Back in the old days when club was called Emersons they had a few nice looking…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

This club definitely seems promising, at...

This club definitely seems promising, at least from what I got from the website. Ive been asked to book my buddys stag party and Im right now in the porcess of scoping out various clubs…

Top of Gainesville

Gainesville, Georgia

This is the first time I...

This is the first time I have ever been to a strip club, I went by myself. The girls made me feel absolutely welcome. After all the rumors I have heard about The Top being…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I arrive at Mickey's at about...

I arrive at Mickey's at about 11:30. A descent crowd with a good amount of dancers. No 10's but the dancer quality was the highest I've seen at Mickey's in a while. The Asian dancer…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Bourbon Street and my experience agrees with most of the previous reviews. The club is nice inside albeit a bit on the dark side, but I think it…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street is holding up well,...

Bourbon Street is holding up well, it's still one of the better clubs in Phoenix. I stopped in on a recent Saturday night around 11pm. $10 cover. $5 for a bottle of…

Blue Rhino

Elwood, New York

I was here when it was...

I was here when it was the tender trap. It was dumpy then but had a much more relaxed atmosphere. Now it's all about the money. Would rather find a chill spot…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Hadn't been to TDs Gold in...

Hadn't been to TDs Gold in a while so headed over to see some of the local talent. Arrived around eight and there were plenty of dancers and not many customers. Most of the girls…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Was visting Seattle for work and...

Was visting Seattle for work and decided to drop by Pandora's on Friday evening. I arrived around 7PM, shift change time. Some night shift girls had started and some day shifts girls were still there.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dropped by on a mid afternoon...

Dropped by on a mid afternoon hunch. Had heard great things about this club, it did not disappoint. Gets the job done without too much cash. Paid the cover and was escorted…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Made my usual stop at Ecstasy....

Made my usual stop at Ecstasy. For those not familiar with this place it is pricey. After cover and mandatory drinks you are out $24.00. Then dances are $60 which is three times more than…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Well, that didn't take long! Swore...

Well, that didn't take long! Swore I wouldn't be back after my falling out with ATF, but I thought I'd give the club another chance, especially since there is not one quite like it without…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I visit Jen's at least once...

I visit Jen's at least once a month as the dancer selection and willingness to please is great and overcomes the lack of posh ambiance you find at other clubs. The drinks are expensive…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I am new to the Houston...

I am new to the Houston area and I have visit my share of strip clubs. St James is a pretty nice strip club, great staff and some hot girls. It's topless, no pasties. It's…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club has had a total...

This club has had a total makeover since I last saw it a few years ago. New stages, new chairs, new carpet. The carpet is bright, but it's a titty bar. I noticed the black…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I was able to get away...

I was able to get away from work for a couple of hours on Monday and decided to stop by. There was a pretty good group of dancers, and the management seems to let…

Odyssey Showgirls

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

This place was a bust. One...

This place was a bust. One girl working and the place was empty. Cover charge was $5 at the door to see the chubby, yet ok looking dancer, dance to one song before she asked…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decided to drop by the new...

Decided to drop by the new club before heading to DVCOI to see my ATF. Mire of that on the next review. Arrived at the club around 11 PM. After I got out of the…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

I haven’t been here in a...

I haven’t been here in a while and wanted to see if things had changed. They had a sign for a cover charge but no one was manning the door so I walked in. The…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

If you read my reviews, you...

If you read my reviews, you know I come to DVCOI quite often. In one of my past reviewed I stated that I only come here due to my ATF and the statement still hold…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

I had driven by Centerfolds a...

I had driven by Centerfolds a number of times, never went in because it looked small & rundown. After seeing slightly higher rating than near by clubs, I thought I'd give it shot. I've now…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

She She's is located in a...

She She's is located in a strip mall. Its between a porn shop & an asian sex parlor. Cover is $10 and the place gets pretty packed on Friday & Saturday night.…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

I was in Morgantown on business...

I was in Morgantown on business overnight and decided that I wanted to go to a few clubs. I drove by Excalibur and it was closed. I drove by Clutch and it was closed. I…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Club is located in an industrial...

Club is located in an industrial area in an older part of Phx. Once inside, the club looked smaller than I expected. There were about 15 customers and 8-10 dancers. Bottled beer…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time on a Saturday night with a friend. There were about 20 or more dancers working that night. Talent level was good. There were several 7+…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Well I ventured further down the...

Well I ventured further down the street from the Crazy Horse to this club. From the outside it is just a plain building and during the afternoon I felt safe going inside. Was dark upon entering…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

The club is located in a...

The club is located in a old converted restaurant near a Costco Business Center in an older industrial area. The club had a nice layout, but would easily be crowded with 100+ customers.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Its been a few months since...

Its been a few months since my last visit to The Playhouse. My last visit was an Saturday afternoon late last year and since then there has been a crackdown on fun in the club…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Was headed up from Toledo the...

Was headed up from Toledo the scenic route and decided to stop in here and do some slumming around 7pm. Doorman, Bartender, DJ and I walked into an empty club. I was the only…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

second time here, I decided to...

second time here, I decided to take a road trip and visit some of Akron's finest debaucheries, I like this club even though it seems a little low rent. Day shift seems to always be…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I have visited this place 3...

I have visited this place 3 times at different times of day. I decided to check out Akron clubs based mainly on Jen's reviews here and I must say I like some of the other…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Came out here again when I...

Came out here again when I was in Oregon because I had such a good time the last time I visited. I wanted to see if it was a fluke or if I will be…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Smaller club with really nice looking...

Smaller club with really nice looking girls. Most look natural but there were a few store bought bolt ons. Mileage is low, but I haven't brought myself to spend huge bucks here yet. So I…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater...

Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater set up, not too much emphasis on pole dancing but lots of contact at the runway/stage (lap dances were given at the runway). One engaging dancer pulled a female…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

The Red Room is one of...

The Red Room is one of the Block's most consistently patron-friendly clubs DURING THE DAY. Like most clubs, its personality usually reflects the personality of the shift management. The Blockist has found that nights at…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Had a nice Thrusday evening at...

Had a nice Thrusday evening at this club, which kept me entertained for hours. It has a nice upscale feel without being overly pushy, and the mix of talent was good. As ever…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Visited Pharaoh's for the third or...

Visited Pharaoh's for the third or fourth time. My experiences have been generally positive, but this time was different. The club is very nice on the inside, and the girls were all very attractive. But…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Great club overall. The workers are...

Great club overall. The workers are cool. Bartender is adorable and really nice. Most of the dancers are at least decent. Including some that are pretty hot. You get your grind here. 5 dollar barside…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This is a hidden gem. Have...

This is a hidden gem. Have to been to all the good ones and great ones. Clubs and girls could be in Vegas. Night there big storm blew out most electricity. The show must go…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by Sugar because I was...

Stopped by Sugar because I was in the area, figured if it was bad I could always head over to Bourbon Street. I got there around 8:30 and was surprised that there was probably…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Went there on a Monday night...

Went there on a Monday night on the recommendation of a dancer I'd met at another club, Josette. She said try out her new club if I ever wanted to venture out of Fort Collins.…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

This place is great. ..All the...

This place is great. ..All the girls are friendly. They are not all the best looking...but there are deffinitly some cute ones...and plenty variety. Older, younger, skinny, thick, chunky, black, white ext. Sometimes…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

This is a no contact club....

This is a no contact club. There's a cover charge of $8.00 and drinks are pricey. I went there on a Friday afternoon after work @ 5:00. There were five girls working all were very…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I really like YS....I have been...

I really like YS....I have been there for day shift and night shift on different days. There is a variety on each shift. The day shift allows a more relaxed time to chat…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Money goes a long way here,...

Money goes a long way here, especially on $10 lap dance Mondays! There are some beautiful girls, and some just ok ones, I got atleast 20 dances, spread across several of the dancers on…

Club Obsessions

Morgantown, West Virginia

I stopped in early one night,...

I stopped in early one night, only to leave a little disappointed. The club was "nice", but just wasn't really for me. It felt a little young, and empty yet. Maybe I…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Creekside is in a secluded area...

Creekside is in a secluded area next to a sewer treatment plant ant the end of the road. If you do find the club you will be rewarded with a nice, clean, spacious environment.…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Last Sunday, I went to Scarlett's....

Last Sunday, I went to Scarlett's. There was a much better looking club just up the street and I was looking for something classy that night to scope out and go a few nights later…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

I stopped by here for the...

I stopped by here for the first time yesterday on the way back from a customer. Since I live in NJ, I rarely go to clubs in NJ because of the stupid bikini laws. I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I have people on this site...

I have people on this site complain that the `church' is a place where it is very difficult to get girls's attention away from the regulars. I'm here to say that my experience was very…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

LA GRAND HOSTESS CLUB a nice...

LA GRAND HOSTESS CLUB a nice place if you do not want to bother about asking a young good looking girl to dance with you and fear being embarrased by a nice "no' thanks. Especially…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Well I must say this is...

Well I must say this is one seedy grungy little hole in the wall clubs...the absolute pride of Akron, Fast becoming my favorite club anywhere. small main bar room bar on right stage front lefs…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

this was more of a recon...

this was more of a recon visit after reading some of the reviews so.... as has been said before the place is in a beat up part of town and the parking is across the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I haven't been to IS for...

I haven't been to IS for a couple years since they started opening at 5pm but was in the area so I stopped in for an hour or so. There were only 4-5 girls…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Was in Fort Wayne on a...

Was in Fort Wayne on a business trip, and after reading the reviews on clubs, decided I had the best chances at Brandy's. I was not expecting, but hoping for some decent mileage. Went to…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

I rarely make it down to...

I rarely make it down to this part of Georgia. The place was somewhere in an industrial area with large factories. I went here during the day shift. The girls were friendly and would…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

My first strip club in the...

My first strip club in the capital district and it did not disappoint. From the outside it looks almost like an abandoned building, but it's actually quite nice inside. $11 entrance fee and mandatory 2…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Had a great time.....dropped by because...

Had a great time.....dropped by because I was in Hudson and had drink and a private room session with "Trouble" who has just arrived from Detroit. Great conversation (although not I went for), great body…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a Saturday evening...

Stopped in on a Saturday evening and was less than impressed. Place was pretty dead the whole time I was there. Not many dancers working and this might be the first time I have been…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Stopped by bishop s to see...

Stopped by bishop s to see how things were. Club is still very plain but women are friendly and drinks are reasonable. Usually one girl on stage with others to chat with along long…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

PT's is by far the classiest...

PT's is by far the classiest club in Louisville with the most attractive girls. This was my first visit to PT's having lived in Louisville for several years, and I was very surprised by the…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

The place is a dive, but...

The place is a dive, but it is also the only nude gentlemen's club in Arkansas. There is a men's bathroom and the commode works, but the sink doesn't. The bathroom isn't what…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Working in the area so came...

Working in the area so came in around 10pm. $10 fee. Didn't expect much from tuscl reviews but was pleasantly surprised the place is neat, clean and decent enough to attract a sizable female crowd.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by on a Monday evening...

Stopped by on a Monday evening to see what was going on. It was very, very slow. Probably more dancers than customers, which usually isn't a bad thing, but there were not many good lookers…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

The last two months the club...

The last two months the club has been consistently slow to dead on the weekends. Fridays have been typically over 8 dancers, with a few times well over ten dancers, and a small number…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

There are definitely some hot girls...

There are definitely some hot girls here. Probably 1/3 of the girls are 7s or higher. Lap dances are 20 each....before 10 I believe they are 4 for 40 in the regular LD…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time at this club, arrived...

First time at this club, arrived around 5:30ish on a Wednesday. Pulled into the club and was met with the mandatory valet which is not unusual for a metro Detroit club. There were about…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Decided to take a chance on...

Decided to take a chance on this place given that it has some national review to it. I was staying near the airport. Initially, bit ticked off that their sign was wrong - and after…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I made it to Playhouse on...

I made it to Playhouse on Monday afternoon and it was most of the same hotter girls I see all the time. Talita was back in town working hard around the bar giving her mini…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in around 2pm. Five...

Stopped in around 2pm. Five dollar cover-annoying. Five dollar bottled water-typical. Club was stocked with mostly South American girls-Brazilian and Colombian. A few American girls as well. Most were attractive and…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Classy club, and the best looking...

Classy club, and the best looking girls I've seen in a while. The atmosphere is pretty upscale, which is fine - I tend to go more for the dive-ish type places. However, the upscale clubs…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Been a big fan of this...

Been a big fan of this club for a long time and went back to check it out again after being away for a few months. I usually go on non-weekend nights so I was…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

One thing I'll say for this...

One thing I'll say for this club is that they defiantly have a type. They hire mostly young, mostly think girls. I usually like a more filled out woman, but Mars still tends to have…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Girls are nice but the bartenders...

Girls are nice but the bartenders be mad pushy. By the time I've bought the chick a drink and we've been talking 5 minutes here she comes do you want to buy her another…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

If you don't know by now...

If you don't know by now this is a hood strip club. There are some strippers here with bullet wounds and stab wounds. But they sure can dance!!... And there are some beautiful…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

always one of my favorite stops...

always one of my favorite stops in Atlanta. Not an overly fancy club but its atmosphere suits it, laid back and friendly. Decent main stage and dancers by the bars as well.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Where to begin...This is one of...

Where to begin...This is one of those spots that you think won't amaze you, but you are DEAD WRONG! Walk in and its got that elegance and class that will make you feel good. Great…

Exposé

San Diego, California

I am following up to my...

I am following up to my last posting on here a few weeks back. My boyfriend and I went on a Sunday night our last go around, but the quality wasn't there so we decided…

Scandals

New York, New York

My last visit was on Thursday...

My last visit was on Thursday at around 5pm last month. They have metal detector and bouncer to pat you down before you can sit down. The dance stage is behind the bar, but there…

Kisses Showgirls

Temperance, Michigan

Recently visited Kisses on a rainy...

Recently visited Kisses on a rainy Wednesday. The girls were mostly 5's and only about 5 were working. The place was nearly empty, maybe 3 other guys besides me. As per usual, the waitress was…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

After another long night at the...

After another long night at the casino decided to hit Cheetahs. Was surprise at the number of PL's in the house for being 8 am. The talent was really lacking on this day.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Desire late on a...

Went to Desire late on a monday evening after being out and traveling home to RI. Decided to pull off the highway and stop in and relax for a bit. The place was…

Why Don't Police Do Anything About Prostitution/Escorts/Massage Parlors? It's a Joke.

Let me start this out by saying a couple things: 1) I am NOT "holier than thou" by any means. Read my reviews, my discussions, articles, etc... 2) A part of me doesnt want to see Police take action. I know many of you don't as well. God I cant imagine the embarrassment and fear associated with being a victim of a sting or whatnot. But one thing that I've been thinking of for some time is why sex for money is so easy when it's illegal. I was naive for many years...went to strip clubs, never thought a dancer would sleep with me, even for a price. At least not anything reasonable. I mean sure, rich…

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RE: Who's your 10? from samsung1

A topic we have discussed a number of times. Now I know that many of us here have an SO. My question to you, where does she rank to you, and where do you feel she would rank if others…

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Best Clubs in The GTA

Hi, can anyone give details and recommend the best clubs in the GTA for a bachelor party. Most of the reviews Ive been able to find online are older reviews and wss hoping for something more current. Thanks:)

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Clubs in/around Portland, Maine

I'm currently on the way up to Portland, Maine and I know absolutely nothing about it other than there are lobsters and some place called PT's Showclub. Does anyone have any recommendations for clubs that are traveling-dancer friendly in the…

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Another Club bites the dust

So, NJ lost another club. I tried to go to Metro in paterson, there was only 1 review on here. Turns out it closed down. Only 123 more clubs and that leaves 120 left to check out. Any body have good NJ…

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In love with.a stripper

How often does it happen to you ?

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Summertime

What would you rather see cleavage or yoga pants?

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Springtime is here!

I'm loving this weather! It's 75 degrees with a slight wind, and I'm kicked back at Hooters for lunch and a cigar before heading over to the sc. It's a great pregame. Anybody else got a favorite…

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No. 1 Pornstar- yfmv- Best pornstar you've got a dance/more from?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/everyone_wants_world_nail_palin_j71BvVgjSpZABDH2s8xfEN?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite "Exclusive data obtained by The Post from Pornhub.com revealed Lisa Ann — who starred in the Sarah Palin-themed smutty parody “Who's Nailin' Paylin?” — carried the stars and stripes from DC to Tibet as the most popular female porn star." I've…

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Shit List

Who is on your shit list?

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Fucket List

Who is on your fucket list?

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Time on TUSCL

How many of you spend more time on TUSCL than actually visiting clubs in an average month?

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Bathrooms at sc's and expectations

I for one have never gotten when reading reviews how people write bad reviews about strip clubs and swear on never coming back especially because of the bathroom. any other establishment i would be well in understanding but a place…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Friday night. There were signs offering valet parking for $5 but I didn't see any valet, most likely because I got there right around midnight. A comedy…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Made the trip down to Mexico...

Made the trip down to Mexico in the second week of April to avoid spring break crowd. As Usual I parked at the border and took a cab. Got to the club around 6pm on…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I just started to travel to...

I just started to travel to El Paso recently. I went to the well Fargo Bank next door and a woman wearing some tight jeans and a nice ass was walking from albertson. So I…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I drove out to the dirty...

I drove out to the dirty bird twice in one month on Friday nights around midnight and extras were on the table. . neither night was extremely busy, which is good, as more girls are…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

I've been there twice. Both times...

I've been there twice. Both times it was on a Tuesday. The first time I went it was ok. There were only about 6 or so girls, rating from about a 5 up to about…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Came to this club with a...

Came to this club with a buddy of mine on Saturday around 10pm. The parking lot had a lot of cars in it, but was big enough for us to still find a decent spot…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

decent interior for pasco. went w/boyfriend....

decent interior for pasco. went w/boyfriend. club is clean. prompt service at bar. back bar doesn't open til later. variety of girls for day shift. a few older girls in very good shape. a lot…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Made the mistake of stopping by...

Made the mistake of stopping by Players Club not realizing it was closed on Monday nights. Fortunately, the Block is not too far of a drive. Monday night cover was $10 and nobody…

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Bucket list

I know many readers of this tome are getting along in years and like me realize that the end is near. That was a factor in my quest of beautiful naked women who could help me feel younger and frequently…

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The More the Merrier ... or not Really ?

I've noticed a few occasions when a nearby SC closes, that often the #, and often the quality, of the dancers goes up at nearby, or the nearest, SC. Which got me to “thinking all up in my skull”…

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Girls On Trampolines!

Who remembers the Man Show? What was your favorite bit of nonsense that Jimmy and Adam came up with? Those two always hung out with strippers and juggy girls, and drank beer from a statue's nipple, and hung out with thw Ziggy…

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How much ?

In all honesty how much should be spend on a night out ? Ive read about the $250 avg on tuscl and it sounds good but it varies from club to club......if its an air dance club most of us…

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Judge judy sucks

What would you do if you walked into a sc and there were only 2 dancers there. Judge Judy is on one stage swinging on a pole with a come hither look and she has lots of cupcakes. She is…

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Help me plan my East St Louis adventure

I've gone to Roxy's once, and PT's in Centreville a couple of other times. But clearly, I've not seen much of what the ESL area has to offer. Since a buddy of mine is moving outside of the city soon,…

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Explosions at Boston Marathon an hour ago

Several killed, many wounded. Seems like way too much bomb making shit out there.

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OT. City fathers?

In the U2 video of 'Where the streets have no name" filmed on the top of a single storey building in LA in the early 80's the dialogue refers to the 'city fathers' not being happy about the event. Who…

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Unlimited Budgets

For those of you that may read the Michigan TwoSheds forum, the moderator (TwoSheds), often has stated he has an "unlimited" budget. Other that perhaps farmerart, does anyone truly have an unlimited budget. There's gotta be limits, right? There…

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H-town Becoming Lame-town ?

I am not from Houston but visited there early last year and was impressed w/ its SCs. A while back, it was reported here on TUSCL how the infamous Treasures (infamous in a good way :)) was in sort of hot…

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Bogart's Curtains

I read a review on two sheds that said the curtains at Bogarts must now remain open and extras are now off the table. Anyone have any other info.

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Televised Detroit Sting Operation

I was flipping channels the other day and they had a show in MSNBC or CNBC that was following a federal team setting up escorts, luring them to hotel rooms and busting them. (beware of OTC)Then forcing them to flip…

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Man charged with impersonating officer, refusing to pay tab at strip club

RICHMOND KY — A Richmond man received a felony charge Thursday night after he refused to pay his tab at the Manhattan Club, stating “he was a police officer and did not have to pay,” according to Richmond police. …

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He's 85, She's 34- where did she dance?

Former Governor Edwards and his wife expecting a boy http://www.wbrz.com/news/former-governor-edwards-and-his-wife-expecting-a-boy/ Posted: Apr 14, 2013 3:37 PM Source: WBRZ BATON ROUGE- Trina Scott Edwards, the wife of former Governor Edwin Edwards announced on facebook today the couple is expecting a boy. The couple has six children…

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Bad Club Repeats

How many times do you find yourself re-visiting a club that you already know is a bad club? I have one club that really really sucks (not in a good way) that is close to my home so I…

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The girls of Players Club Hudson Florida

I just got back from a night up at my favorite strip club. Very disappointing but one girl that was working hard saved my day. What a way to finish a hard weekend. I can not wait for…

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Players Club Hudson

I have started going to this club more ad more. I like a few of the dancers in there on te day shift. Anyone got any comments on the girls that work days in Players Club in Hudson?…

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Prostitution sting nets 30 arrests, including 17-year-old girl

JOHNSON COUNTY, KS (KCTV) - A major prostitution sting netted 30 arrests in Johnson County, including a 17-year-old girl. Authorities said it was a big and necessary operation. "We've been doing an ongoing prostitution sting," said Master Deputy Tom Erickson with the Johnson…

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N.Y. gym teacher accused of watching porn in school

GLEN HEAD, N.Y. — A Long Island gym teacher has been accused of masturbating while watching porn in a locker-room office at the school. Aaron Kozlowski was arraigned Saturday on four counts of child endangerment. He pleaded not guilty and was…

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Underground Club ?

Anyone ever being to an underground strip club? If so, how was it? Would imagine it's a fuck fest.

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Help Wanted

for shift work. Involves close physical contact with clients, often elderly/middle aged. Clients can be belligerent and under the influence of controlled substances. Significant bio-hazard risk. That ad could be for nurses aides, or lap dancers. Society…

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Who's your 10?

I know it's subjective, but if you've got a dancer who is your personal 10, who it is, where does she dance, and why is she a 10? (same topic as over on twosheds.com)

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Tucson police: Strip club workers sold drugs to customers

Police are investigating workers at a Tucson strip club after receiving a tip that employees were selling cocaine to customers. Brian Tyra, a 36-year-old doorman at Club Turbulence was arrested and booked into the Pima County jail Friday — four months…

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STDs rising fastest among those 50 and over

I have a question for you. No need to put on your thinking cap to answer it, just use your gut. Ready, set, go: In the last 10 years, what group of Americans have seen STDs – sexually transmitted diseases –…

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Study Supports ‘Theory' That Females Prefer Large Penises

PENISLAND—A new study has just been published that supports the idea that all things being equal, women equate attractiveness with the size of a man's penis. The purpose of the study was to test the hypothesis that primitive female mate…

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Gentleman's Club - Charlotte NC

Does anyone know the stage name for a lady who says she is from Barcelona? Beautiful, great dancer, and entertainer. Planning a business trip to the Queen City and would like to coincide with another outing with her.

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recommendations for a first timer

Hey guys, I am planning a trip to one of four cities with strip clubs for my 21st birthday in June, my first time in a strip club. Trying to decide from the following cities: Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans…

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RTH PDX Results 4/14

The RTH PDX survey was viewed 189 times so far. There were 182 hits from USA, 4 hits from CAN, 1 each from Venezuela and Indonesia, and 1 that I can't figure out where it was from. Within the USA,…

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Would you date a dancer for free sex or would you just avoid going there?

I think I know how most of you would already answer. I'm thinking about this but I'm thinking if I do such a thing, she'll start calling me her boyfriend. Maybe I should confirm how many kids she already has…

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BEST OPENING LINE FROM DANCER

busty latina in Dallas (first time in this club) walks up to me while sitting at the bar. proceeds to rub my crotch, leans over and whispers in my ear " I've haven't been fucked this week and I'm…

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Texas?

Who else is in Texas?

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Conversation before private dances

I am always curious about the length of time a dancer will invest to talk with a prospective or existing customer before asking if they would like some dances. For me, as a result of seeing the same dancers at…

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Bartender better looking than Dancers

Is it me, or do bartenders usually look better than the dancers? Besides the obvious fact that the dancers are in bikinis or nude, the bartenders are waaaaay more attractive - and with better bodies! There is this one bartender that…

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Doing Business in SCs?

I've heard of men bringing customers into a SC to close a business deal, but aside from a hedgeho.com article that lightly skims over the mechanics, there isn't much on the web about how this is done. So some questions…

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The No-Touch Rule

I met a new young blonde dancer. As soon as we got into the private VIP booth, she said, "I only have one rule. You can't touch my hair." The reason was that she had hair extensions…

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1st Social Network For Strippers

You guys should check out this NEW website www.exotictreasures.net It's a social network designed for strippers to interact with friends and fans from all over. It's 100% Free to sign up. Go sign up and view profiles from some of…

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What to do

A dancer approached .... "you want to play with my pussy". Me: No thank you. She still sits next to me. Starts checking her phone for direction to god knows where. After few minutes " you have a condom". Me:…

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Mercy fuck.

A couple of months ago one of my favorites was in an auto accident and suffered a crushed leg. She had two surgeries and when I saw her a month ago, she was in a wheel chair and said that…

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Another Interesting Review

Okay – I know I do this from time to time and some may be bored with this s*** - but this review is a bit different than most and made me LOL: #################### This place was sleezy. Very, very sleezy. Less…

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Ban All 62-Year-Old Strippers

Breaking news from the Great White North: "MONTREAL — Six female strippers age 40 to 62 were arrested and charged with prostitution when police raided a bar in Massueville on Thursday." Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/strippers+arrested+Massueville+prostitution+charges/8233821/story.html#ixzz2QMan8MUN

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Google is your friend

I've learned over the years to be more careful. If I was considering hiring someone, the first thing I would do is look up their name on Google and Facebook. This habit has extended to the clubbing hobby.…

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The secret code?

I was sitting at my favorite club with a girl I've been OTC with a couple times when one of my long time favorites plops down on my lap. Not wanting to start any drama between girls, I quickly…

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How to Book / Reserve a table for 10 at a strip club for your stag party?

Hey guys, Need some advice. I am going to Canada and setting up a stag party for my boy. Planning to go to the niagara falls area and hit seductions, penthouse and sundowners. How do I reserve a table for us…

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Miami meet up

OK fellow TUSCLers, the Miami meet is a week away. Date: 4/20/13 Time: 5pm Location: Tootsie's 150 NW 183rd Street I had mentioned in the meeting topic how we would know each other. Well, one of our attendees, Papi_Chulo, has stepped up in a…

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Got a big dick? Meet hot women that love big dicks.

http://7orbetter.com/

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Stripper With A PhD?

My drilling contractor's latest crew change brought a rookie rig pig into camp. Turns out this guy has a PhD. The poetry of some eighteenth century Prussian was the subject of his PhD thesis. Now, he is working the grubbiest…

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Ban all Looking

"As we entered into a work subject discussion, the thin AA dancer that had been on stage as we entered the club emerged from the back wearing street clothes. She walked up to one of the guys at our table…

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Who needs guns?

Milford[CT] Police are investigating a stabbing that took place shortly after 12 a.m. on Friday, April 12, on the property of Keepers' Gentlemen's Club, located at 354 Woodmont Rd. in Milford. The male stabbing victim has suffered critical injuries. Milford Detectives…

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Ban all alcohol...Again. :)

News from Allentown PA: An extremely intoxicated New York man was found passed out on the second-floor hallway of a Lehigh County motel early Wednesday, state police said. Raymond G. Sussek, 44, of Manorville, was cited with public drunkenness, after state police…

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Advanced Marketing Techniques

Dancers at a club I go to have started offering me WEED to get couch dance or more with them. I'm a regular at the club for about 6 months now. The girls know when I come in I…

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Hey Guys!

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578

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Hooters + Shoe Shines =

An overpriced shoe shine and all I get to do is stare? What do I get with the VIP shoe shine? http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/hooters-shoeshine-business-opens-financial-district-article-1.1314613

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$5 table side lappers

I don't care if its air, one way, two way or just full sex at the table I'm on a quest to find $5 table side lappers

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SUNDAY IN ATLANTA

never been to SC on a Sunday, but will have several hours to kill this week om Atlanta while waiting to pick up friend at airport. which club is the best for Sunday visits??

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Bras are bad for breasts, go braless instead

Sure hope this turns out to be true, and the study was done on young women, 18-35: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/bra-bombshell-brassieres-breasts-saggier-article-1.1313974?localLinksEnabled=false

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Sapphire NYC VIP rooms

Wondering how much for lds in VIP room at Sapphire in NYC? Planning my friend's bachelor party and we have about $5k to make sure he has a good time... Any insight on what that will get/extras? thx

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Fort Lauderdale visit

So, I need opinions of those from or well-versed in the South Florida region. I will be in town next week due to some important business staying at the Marriott Harbor Bay resort in Fort Lauderdale and am looking for…

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Ever wonder what we look like?

I dug out this old video of the band in '78 featuring some of the D-Town clubbers That's me on keyboard. Drac on lead vocals. Vince Michaels on bass. Jackslash on drums. And SuperDude with backing vocals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4wGFJrSss&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Being Friends With Dancers on Facebook

Do any of you guys do this? I'm usually fine just getting their number, whenever they wanted to be friends on Facebook, I would just tell them no or just decline the Facebook request. However, I recently accepted a friend…

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dancers from ScouthCarolina danceing in NorthCarolina

Hey y'all. I've clubing here in NC for years. Every now & then I bump into a dancer from SouthCarolina. They give a great dance but realy stay to long here in NC. I asked one of them why they come…

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Incremental Value

Today I was getting BBBJ for $200 from I girl I considered a 9. I asked about switching to FS, and she said that would be $1000. I was stunned, astonished, dumbfounded, and flabbergasted. I inquired…

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Oklahoma City clubbers - a question

Hey guys. I was just reading a discussion thread about Asian fetishes. As a result (I, too, love Asian women), I was wondering if any Oklahoma City SCs have any cute Asian dancers. I don't go to…

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Shit!

Foget cumming in pants...Did anyone ever shit their pants in the club... A floor guy told me that they found a shirt with a big juicy turd in it one night after the club closed...who the hell was that? Ldk is in…

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scratch off state loto in NC

Shit bitches i just left a gas station I bought a energy drink, hotdog, and a ticket.....$4.....thren I played that ticket son and I'd be Damn if I dindt just when $500 smacks.....I'm going clubing tonight lol

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Porn dangers (other than going blind)

.. Are All Porn Sites Really Riddled with Malware? Pornographic websites, or at least some of them, contain a lot of malware that could infect visitors, a British researcher has found. That contradicts two earlier studies, which concluded that porn sites were…

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I was just about on the floor from laughter

The other night, the wife and I were doing a "vip" session at a relatively local club known for value and loose women. The wife was playing around downstairs while I was playing with the twins upstairs. Cute little 23…

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Dancer Names

The last discussion brings up a topic. When you review a club do you put names and specifics about extras in your review? I have taken to describing the club the girls and description of the girls from whom I…

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Dancer at Lace in New York City

I was recently in New York on a business trip. I stopped by Lace just to check it out. I met a dancer there who was a lot of fun. I told some friends who are about to head to…

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Google Glass already banned at at strip clubs

Well it makes sense even though its not available yet. Goggle Glass is a recording device that doesn't give any outside indication when it takes a picture or video. http://fox8.com/2013/04/08/google-glass-banned-from-strip-clubs/

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Gun Laws

I love Florida's Laws on guns....its juice crew aproved

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OT: Congressional Action

The Senate bill regarding guns that MAY or MAY not be voted on is too, too lax IMHO. It needs to be far more restrictive. And besides, it is highly unlikely to be passed in the House. IMO the 2nd Amendment…

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Kansas (government) keeping the stripclubs going with welfare payments!

$43,000 of Kansas Welfare Money Withdrawn From ATMs at Strip Clubs, Casinos http://cnsnews.com/blog/joe-schoffstall/43000-kansas-welfare-money-withdrawn-atms-strip-clubs-casinos

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Ban all fists.

From San Francisco: Don't mess with this stripper. A man who got into an argument with a Tenderloin dancer early Wednesday was jumped by 15 men, according to police. The argument between the 47-year-old man and a female stripper in her early 20s…

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Man Robbed By Gunmen At Del City Strip Club

One man was shot during an attempted robbery late Tuesday night outside a strip club in Del City. One man was shot during an attempted robbery late Tuesday night outside a strip club in Del City. DEL CITY, Oklahoma…

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First OTC

As I have said previously, I am new to thiss game but I have already had some really memorably experiences. I am about to embark on my first OTC in a few days. Would anyone care to share…

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Monroe's WPB Fl

I was at the Barett Jackson auction last week and saw some sexy young women walking around in cut off jeans and tight pink shirts. As I got closer I noticed they all had Monroe's Tshirts on. After some…