Dropped by on a mid afternoon...

Dropped by on a mid afternoon hunch. Had heard great things about this club, it did not disappoint. Gets the job done without too much cash. Paid the cover and was escorted to chair (yes this is weird and I am unclear why they do this). Lucked out and got seat against the wall. Only about 10 other customers in there, so plenty of space. See other customers getting great looking dances on the floor and my spirits are rising. Thin brunette with nice bolt-ons and tattoos plops down in my lap within 3 minutes of sitting down. Go for the floor dance to try her out and decide without a doubt she is a keeper. She smells like smoke, has a bored face, but moves like the devil. We go VIP ASAP, she says "Only rule is you owe me $100 if I make you ***." Okay... well, I didn't give her the extra $100 but left very happy anyway. She didn't really seem to mind. Out the door in a total of 25 minutes. Perfect.