Ban All 62-Year-Old Strippers

40 to 62?

The cold preserves them better?

I love the term "bawdy house". So descriptive.

If they are still dancing by 62 just flush them down the shitter. 62 years may be a double flusher at least

Given a choice, I rather eat the chicken

I was hit up by a 52yo stripper today. She had a banging bod but her face was a crime scene. I politely passed.

I got a dance from a 50 yr. old at the Yellow Rose. If them older dancers look and dance like her, I have no problem with them. She gave some well deserved attention to my milky tits.