I was just about on the floor from laughter

The other night, the wife and I were doing a "vip" session at a relatively local club known for value and loose women.

The wife was playing around downstairs while I was playing with the twins upstairs. Cute little 23 or 24 spinner. Easily under 100 pounds with a nice booty. So I'm playing with the twins and the dancer is in her own little world due to my wife's attentions. Hmmm, that tasted different, try the other breast. Mmmmhmmmm.... I stop for a second, "do you have a kid?" She must have figured out why I kept switching just then, gets this mortified look on her face and almost shrieks out "OHMIGOD!" Then she falls off of my wife's lap. I was laughing so hard it took me a minute or two for me to reassure her that everything was ok and I wasn't upset. LOL!

After that she calmed down and we all got back to enjoying ourselves. But I think her reaction will stick with me forever the way she fell over shrieking.

If we hadn't been in a room with a questionably sanitary carpet, I would have been on the floor from laughter.