There's the old joke when the man drops his pants in front of his girlfriend for the first time she laughs and says "who are you going to please with that ?" and he looks her right in the eye and says "ME"
The newly married man finally revealed his manhood to his young bride on their honeymoon. "ooh!" she said, "I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a small one!" He then slapped her. "Why did you slap me?" she said. "For knowing the difference!" he replied.
A couple who had never shared intimacies got married. On their wedding night they repaired to their honeymoon suite. He sat on the bed and removed his shoes and socks. She looked at his feet and saw that his toes were all misshapen and gnarled. She asked what had happened to his toes and he said that he had Tolio as a boy. She said do you mean polio? He said no, Tolio. He then removed his trousers and she saw his knees were crooked and bent. Whatever happened to your knees she exclaimed? I had kneesals he replied. Do you mean measles she inquired? No, kneesals. Then he took off his underware. She looked, then said, " let me guess. Small cox?"
“… The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease …â€
This is one study I definitely would have volunteered for.
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The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease …â€
This is one study I definitely would have volunteered for.