Bucket list

gawker
Older than dirt
I know many readers of this tome are getting along in years and like me realize that the end is near. That was a factor in my quest of beautiful naked women who could help me feel younger and frequently make an ass of myself in pursuit of things I never had done, but had often thought about. I had never had anal sex despite many lovers in the 1960's. Now I have ( nothing special and not too alluring). Do any of you have things on your bucket lists which involve strippers?

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Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
Nothing special on my end – mainly would love to have the excess cash to be able to experience SCs in different cities all over the country and Canada.
crazyjoe
12 years ago
He who has the most toys wins....

oh wait I have that wrong. He who accumulates the most toys then spends his last dollar just before he dies wins
shadowcat
12 years ago
Nothing left on my bucket list as far as strippers go. Now if things were to dry up around here, then some traveling would be on the menu.
lopaw
12 years ago
Everything in my bucket list involves strippers.
Alucard
12 years ago
I'd love to win a Lottery and have a bankroll like Art's & live out my years in comfort.
Rod8432
12 years ago
At the top of my bucket list a few years back was a threesome, which I've now had a few times now with escorts. Found out basically that I can only focus on one person anyway, and that one girl was invariably better than the other. I'f find myself wishing the one I liked less wasn't there so I could get into the one I did like.

I think bucket lists are especially good at removing those things we're stuck on in our fantasies, so we can move on without wondering "what-if."

jester214
12 years ago
If I had made a 'bucket list' in college I would have accomplished a fair bit of it by now. I doubt anything on it would have involved strippers.

I suppose there are some clubs I'd like to visit but mostly because I've seen yall talk about them.
crazyjoe
12 years ago
I'm going to kick that bucket someday but not today
gawker
12 years ago
Crazy joe, you may not think its tomorrow, but little do we know. I was planning on catching the end of the Boston Marathon today, but friends called to play golf instead. Who knows?
farmerart
12 years ago
When I finally became sexually active my bucket list included having sex with women older than my mother and younger than my sister.

My sister is now in her early 60s; I have had sex with many women younger than that.

My mother is pushing 98; never did have sex with a woman older than her.

That particular wish has now been removed from my bucket list.
Electronman
12 years ago
After a long hiatus from strip clubs, I discovered the new and improved, high mileage strip club scene about 5 years ago. Since that time, I've crossed off a sizable number of bucket list items including ITC BBJCIMWS, FS,and anal and three and foursomes (MFF and MFFF). My bucket list now consists of more of the same until I'm too old to do more of the same.
jackslash
12 years ago
Scrub
Paint
Lunch
Water
Milk
Sand
Beer
Coal
Fire
Plastic
Metal
Wooden
5-gallon

gatorfan
12 years ago
Fuckit list
Club_Goer_Seattle
12 years ago
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motorhead
12 years ago
Call me the Ronald Reagan of sex

Not interested in anal or 3-way

My oral fetishes including DFK, DATY, and BJs keep me quite happy
Clubber
12 years ago
There are likely a million things I might like to do during what is left of my life, but I do not dwell on them. I do what I want, at least what I have the resources to do, and as days go by, leave it at that.
Clackport
12 years ago
I've done everything I've wanted to do when it comes to strippers.
Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
Extra Crispy Please.
sharkhunter
12 years ago
My bucket list.
1. Become a millionaire, then a multi-millionaire.

2. quit my job after I have enough money and work for myself.

3. Do whatever I want. Bring new technologies to market a lot faster making even more money. Commercialize new technology that was just sitting out there waiting to be used.

4. Visit strip clubs and make it rain money because the money is really like monopoly money if I'm a millionaire.

5. Develop super powers and take over the planet and several galaxies or become ruler of a galactic empire. Alternative: Fly off with those 3 hot blond aliens who I hooked up with in the past.

Progress report: I'm stuck at number 1.
Alucard
12 years ago
"Call me the Ronald Reagan of sex

Not interested in anal or 3-way

My oral fetishes including DFK, DATY, and BJs keep me quite happy"

Just a basic "Meat & Potatoes" man heh motorhead? LOL
sharkhunter
12 years ago
Oh, I could add
6. Build an interdimensional personal spacecraft that basically lets me go to any point in space and time as I choose. I've always pictured a silver metallic spacecraft that can change shape and operates by telepathic signals. Have an easy to use coordinate system for a time and place and a failsafe device built in so that I don't materialize inside a solid object or in an extreme gravity well or a high energy particle area.

Number 6 might require assistance. I did find one guy who told me alien spacecraft had superconducting shells and were built in space, not on planet surfaces.
gawker
12 years ago
Shark - aren't you afraid the black matter might damage your spaceship. I recently read there's billions of dark matter particles passing through us as we sit here.
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