Bathrooms at sc's and expectations
rell
washington dc
I for one have never gotten when reading reviews how people write bad reviews about strip clubs and swear on never coming back especially because of the bathroom. any other establishment i would be well in understanding but a place were there is drunk dudes peeing all over the place im pretty sure the bathroom is gonna be nasty on your 1am review when the club has been open since 9pm...maybe its just me.i go to strip clubs for dancers not to see how clean the place is unless they were serving food. either way i just never had expectations for bathrooms in sc's
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Cripes! During my career in the oil patch I have shit on the ground in a Borneo jungle, wiping my ass with leaves; pissed in the wind in a Saudi desert, picking grains of sand out of my foreskin for days after; letting it all hang out in an Arctic winter, worrying if Mr. Wood had been frostbit. If the need arises I will shit or piss anywhere and worry about consequences later.
I have seen many SC bathrooms that have made my stomach churn with revulsion but (apart from one particularly revolting example) I have always been able to get the deed done in whatever disgusting SC bathroom I may have found myself.
The one example that was even too stomach-churning for me was the bathroom in the old Cannonball Cabaret in Brampton, Ontario. On the vomit scale of putrefaction that bathroom surpassed any armpit that I have ever encountered in any poor third world sailors' bar.
Cannonball is now closed.
Like Art said, I've relieved myself in many different locations on this planet, although not as far flung as he. But I still expect a public restroom to be maintained to at least a minimum standard.
I think it only decent to come out of the restroom feeling you can safely (cleanly) touch the ladies while they are in your lap.
Sure, nobody like a filthy nasty bathroom, but if the club has hot dancers, most SCers will put up with the nasty bathrooms.
I will sometimes comment on the nastiness of the bathroom just as a heads up.
Too many nasty SC bathrooms is the reason I don’t mind and even prefer bathroom attendants – it often makes a big difference.
A crapper that actually has a door is nice. A crapper with a locking door even better.
I'm okay with restroom attendants that are chill and sometimes even cool to talk to briefly, maybe they have some interesting knowledge about the club. I'll usually give a dollar, and I'll sometimes take one of their mints or some piece of gum or something, just so I sort of feel like I'm getting something as well - freshens my breath for the dancers in the process. I'd probably prefer if I did not have to deal with the attendants, but whatever, it just ends up being a $1 that isn't a huge impact on my SC visit.