Springtime is here!

Meet my buddies over at a great Latin club/ restaurant for a few drinks before heading to a strip club. Sometimes the bar is packed with beautiful Latinas, so we never make it over to the strip club. That's on a really good night!

I used to go to Hooters until they fuckin shut it down in my prissy ass freak of a town......but yea i had a post a year or so back on this idea.....I will go to my fav stake house and eat a big 12 ounce with a loaded baked potato, apple Pie with butter pecean ice cream and wash it all down with a bucket of southern 50% ice tea and 50% Leamonade aka "the palmer" or Leamonade with a Honey aka " THE golden bear"......I've also bean known to now go by my fav AMP to wash up and unload my first round then have a 8 to 12 hour night at the club

You da man Juice!

GSB: I'm with you. I like going to Hooters before a strip club. It's a good "warm-up." Unfortunately, I can't do that as often as I used to. There's only one Hooters left in the Puget Sound region, and it's about 60 miles from home, near the two most distant strip clubs within driving range of where I live. I prefer to club closer to home. And, there are none of the Hooters knock-offs in the region, that I've read about elsewhere.

Thanks bro...dude i love what you do and once again i love this topic....a lot of these guys have good ideas on this one......hell now if I travel and i find a shooters its always a %100 chance i will.be at hooters before the club

I go to my favorite local hoe and get my quick bj then have a big lunch at some resturant like juniors or just a pizza joint (gotta love the big city). That's some bomb ass pregame. I think I might get a liquor canteen and fill it with grey goose and sneak it in the strip soon too.

Hooters is great! Bucket of wangs and a arnold. That's the shit right there. Make sure you stare at their tits when you order milk though

Goodsoutherbboy if your still there order a burger and ask the hootie girl to make a smiley face on the burger with the ketchup

There is a club in Salem OR (Star's Cabaret) that serves a small prime rib dinner (6 or 8 oz)for the cost of the cover charge one day per week. I think it's Monday or Tuesday. Comes with dinner salad and potato. Drinks are extra. Good food for the money and nude dancers on stage aids in digestion or is it gestation. Decent two way contact not extras.

Tootsies Miami used to have a $5.95 prime rib dinner every Monday all day – and the steak was pretty good – the club also has no cover b/f 8:00 p.m. every day so the $5.95 prime rib deal was pretty popular (don’t know if they still have it though).

Lol at crazyjoe. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

Club: you need to move closer to a hooters! it takes me an hour to get here, but it's well worth it on a day like today.

I like to get my drink on before I head to the club.

The weather is getting to nice for strip clubs, I'm thinking about my golf clubs.

Damn, I smell like stripper....

good ole boy - I have a t-shirt that states actually that. Remember smelling like stripper is better than smelling like striper. :)

Where do you get these awesome shirts?

In my town a store called Spencers sells all that shit

sometimes I'll stop at a casino on the way to the club, and occasionally pick up some extra lap dance money

I've given the casino idea a thought or two

Springtime for Hitler

Spring is definitely in the air up here in the north. 6:00AM - bright sun overhead already, temperature is a balmy -5C probably rising to +8C this afternoon, no wind, birds singing.

As for hitting Hooters before a club visit? I think you guys are nuts. Hooters food is pure shit and the Hooters girls are bleeeeee. I hate those gym shoes, white socks, and impregnable tights. Those tights look radioactive. Have any of you guys had the opportunity to get inside a pair of those Hooters tight? Did you need a hazmat suit and cutting torch?

Papi, Tootsies still has a prime rib spexial on mondays. I plan on hitting it soon. Btw tootsies has really good food for you folks going on Saturday. Its cheap too, a meal for you and your stripper girlfriend for a day wont run u much. Just dont expect fast service, the wait staff can be slow.

The club I go to has lunch specials that are supposed to be good too but I haven't tried. I can't have my cigar in there, and unfortunately, sometimes the Hooters girls are hotter. But the girls at the club are naked so that definitely wins.

The only thing I do in advance is prepare my airtight alibi in case I get questioned as to my previous whereabouts when I finally drag my ass home.