R.I.P. JuiceBox69

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Joker420
Dearly beloved we have gathered heir today in the oner of the great troll and member juicebox69 aka Da'juiceman... When he first appeared he was a very fun loving person full of jokes and love....latter he did get much carried away in his ideas of greatness and lost himself in his own madness.....we thank founder for putting up with so much....cause juice did cause a lot of happiness but the plug did need to be pulled once he became a monster.....so we thank you O founder for stopping him and yet in your great mercy and love sparred us his profile as a memory....a memory of love and not hate....a memory of hope and of joy....now we lay juice to rest to be let go to be with the big fellow in the sky....we pray for his salvation and regeneration and his glorification into the kingdom of God......and as I to am a creation of the creator I two shall forever log off with brother juice..Amen and Amen

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mikeya02
11 years ago
Juice, you already told us this is you. Is this crap really fun for you? Your life must be kinda bad for you to make up a whole Juicyverse. I feel bad for you.
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rickdugan
11 years ago
A eulogy moment for juice. ;)
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Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relieved.
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far
And grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
and mortal life shall cease,
I shall possess within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.

When we've been there ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun,
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.
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Dougster
11 years ago
What about LordxBetty? Will he still be around? Think that was the funniest persona. Split my gut just seeing the name now. Ah, memories!
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mayberrywell
11 years ago
On a semi serious note ( we are talking juice ) he is an asset to TUSCL and loads of fun. Life is not academia nor are all the pervs on this site. Relax and enjoy the show, the show that is JUICE !
Can you hear what the Juice is squeezing ?
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mayberrywell
11 years ago
I am Mayberry
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SnackBox69
11 years ago
You will be missed my righteous brother....may the big dawg in the sky receive you in to the heavenly pound
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gatorfan
11 years ago
The Juicebox Song by the Strokes

Everybody sees me
But it's not that easy
Standing in the life fields
Standing in the light fields
Waiting for some action
Waiting for some action over
Why won't you come over here?

Why won't you come over here?
We've got a city to love

Why won't you come over here?
We've got a city to love

Oh damn good years
You've got? so show me
I know you messed up
When I saw you

You're cold
You're so cold
You're so cold
You're so cold

Nobody can see me
Everything's too easy
Standing in the life field
Standing in the light field
Waiting for some action
Waiting for some action

She said why won't you come over here?

Why won't you come over here?
We've got a city to love

Why won't you come over here?
We've got a city to love

Oh down the soul

And I said "set free"
You never chose me
For a while it was nice
But it's time to say goodbye

You're cold
You're so cold
You're so cold
You're so cold

No no no cold
You're so cold
You're so cold
You're so cold

Oh no no no no cold
You're so cold
You're so cold
You're so cold

No no you're so cold
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
Ok, ok, I took juicebox69 off my ignore list. I don't know how you found out. I think I put about half the posters on ignore yesterday. Looked like a bunch of smash ants in blue.
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LordxBetty
11 years ago
The Juice Cant Be Dead....mnnnnnnnn I shall travel down to the far reaches of Hell and bring his soul back to the Mortal world...Like Mortal Kombat!!!!!! MahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but with him on leave Betty Shall Still Be Here To shake your bouncing Booties!!!!!!!!!!! MEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnnn
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Clackport
11 years ago
It's been a few hours and I'm still dying in laughter, I don't know why. Rick's eulogy for Juice made my day. R.I.P Juice
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juiicebox69
11 years ago
Im here Bety, stil wating for you to suk my cock som mor !
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LordxBetty
11 years ago
Wrong juice, I'm talking about the REAL juice not some filthy jizz sock puppet that he creates mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn
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LordxBetty
11 years ago
lol jizz puppet....lonely...jizz puppet.....mmmmnnnnnnn
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TheFuture
11 years ago
Rip
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juiicebox69
11 years ago
lol
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Muddy
3 years ago
Retro Juice Tuscl time, if he wrote his own obit lmfao
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nicespice
3 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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shailynn
3 years ago
Let the Joose Loose - fire up your xbox360s tonight.

And fuck Icee for talking about Juice in vain. I hope somebody knocks that piece of shits teeth out only because I’m too far away to do it myself.
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crazyjoe
3 years ago
Lol
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MontanaMarty
3 years ago
Amen RIP Juice man
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shanny72
3 years ago
JUICE CREW for LIFE

RIP brother Juice
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apoopdeep
3 years ago
I would give Juice a free slurpee anytime. Only red though blue for paying customer.
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