I visited Xposed on a weekday...
I visited Xposed on a weekday afternoon. Parking lot is small out front, but they have more in the back if needed. At this time of day, it wasn't necessary. Walking in, the cover is $10 which, in typical juice bar style, pays for unlimited non-alcoholic drinks (for liquor, you can always visit the bar next door, I didn't make it over there). The bouncer was friendly and the attitude relaxed. Inside the club, the bartender was a very cute girl, nice to see. There were about 7-9 girls milling around and maybe 5-7 guests. The club is relatively small, with just the single stage that I saw. Of course, the dancing was fully nude and the girls I saw were all quite attractive. Not every one was model-looks, but no overweight girls in my view. The mix seemed to be exclusively Hispanic or Asian ladies; I actually don't remember seeing a White or Black girl. The talent on stage was good, DJ was not annoying or unintelligible (as is usually the case) and the music was not so loud that you had to shout to talk. I was quickly approached by a gorgeous young Latina named Daisy. She was friendly, funny and not at all pushy. She mentioned that the midweek deal was $10 topless lapdances in the booth (no door or screen on these, they are in an angled row like stalls) or 3 for $30 on the couch (which was laying at the end of the stalls, open to anyone walking down the aisle). I agreed to the 3 for $30. The money goes into a machine that counts down the time, so you don't have to count the songs to make sure you aren't getting shorted. I actually liked this as it seemed like a long 3 songs. Now, usually I am not so into lap dances; I am not nearly the conissouer that others are, but this one was really excellent. Most of the time I get the lap dance for the view and once I see it, I move on, but this time I opted to get another 3 for $30 and would have gotten more if I had the time. Daisy was sensual, smelled great, grinded firm but not too much so and had very smooth skin; overall a great lapdance (if you haven't already gathered!) No extras were offered and I didn't push; as I mentioned I didn't have the time and the couch appeared wide open, but it was definitely worth the money. She didn't even push for a tip after it was over. Though I can't speak for extras, the entire experience made it very relaxing, I would recommend a trip out to the Valley, especially if you can meet Daisy. Probably the best straight lap dance I have ever had.
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