My first visit to Champagne was...

My first visit to Champagne was earlier this spring. Basics have already been described... BYOB, $10 cover, pat down at the door. Bartender is an overweight girl in a hoodie, had read bad reviews but she was nice enough. Early in the evening is not the time to go as dancers are trickling in.

There is very little talking done by the girls here which is not necessarily a bad thing. Most seemed to be foreign. A basic dance is begun by the bar with the promise of more in the back, often with some HOP to back up the offers. Back area is private, $30 per song. Had a few dances from a couple of different girls, unfortunately names escape me. A few did not offer any extras but HOP seemed to be included and one older european blonde seemed annoyed when I was not so into this. Whatever. Was accosted by very sweet 30something short brazilian with blonde hair and huge bolt-ons who practically dragged me to the back. Once there she said 'you want to fuck right? $150.' When I said no she was already unbuttoning my pants and said 'blowjob, okay?' ummm.... ok. AFter very good (and covered) but very mechanical service, was told fee was $90. Too goofy to argue, fee was paid. This is fairly typical from what I have been told. Finished my drink and left.

Bottom line -- nice athmosphere and facility, no chat, high mileage, mechanical service. Prices are reasonable. Nothing close to GFE offered here. My advice - if this is what you're into, wait for the right girl, plan on a quick 1-2 dances and out the door. If you're looking for chat or fantasy, head elsewhere.