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The Unknown Strippers

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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
With apologies to the Gong Show, their face covering could be something more comfortable than a brown paper bag. Would allow women to moonlight as strippers with less risk to jobs and relationships, and of general harassment. Would you ever get a dance from a girl with nice eyes and a great bod, without seeing her face? I think I would. Anyone ever heard of a club trying this?

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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
I do it all the time at Club Ramadan. Except during Ramadan.
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jevim
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12 years ago
Never heard of it at a regular club. Have seen swinger's parties built around everyone wearing masks, though.

Yes, a dancer could tempt me even with her face covered. It's not like I'm running my fingers over her face...
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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
I'd get a Lapdance by a stripper wearing a paper bag AND a New Orleans Saints jersey. Oh yeah.
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lopaw
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12 years ago
lol Slick!

I once got a lapdance (or 12) from a veiled belly-dancer type who worked @ Olympic Gardens in Vegas. I could only see her eyes, and for all I knew she had a full beard & mustache under there. But with a body like hers and with the moves she had, I really didn't care. As long as she didn't try to kiss me, that is.
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motorhead
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12 years ago
Never!

How do you DFK thru a bag?
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mjx01
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12 years ago
IDK. I *think* Savannah's has a masquerade night once a year or so, but it's only for like a half hour special stage show and the girls don't wear their masks all night. I can see how it could be interesting, but I think it wouldn't work well for developing regulars and that's where the money is.
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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
The clubs should have a night where the patrons wear paper bags. Better yet, Presidents masks. I get to be Lincoln.
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juiicebox69
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12 years ago
Id be john wilks booth !
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juiicebox69
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12 years ago
lol
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SlickSpic
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12 years ago
Hahahahaha.
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motorhead
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12 years ago
My name is Mudd!
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shadowcat
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12 years ago
No strip clubs in Iraq. :)
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KingxGorilla
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12 years ago
Frankly I wouldn't mind as long as they are getting my rocks off
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DandyDan
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12 years ago
I don't know any club that's ever done anything like that. This wouldn't work at a club I'm a regular at, because even with the mask, I'd be able to figure out who they were anyway. One of my fantasies has long been to bang a girl wearing a mask and then take the mask off, just to see if the lady is as hot facially as her body. I just hope it don't turn out to be my mother, or some other relative.
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Clackport
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12 years ago
^^^Lol
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nickifree
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12 years ago
Nope I gotta see the face. You pull that bag off and its Alfred E. Newman's sister.
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