Lap dance or renew TUSCL membership?

How about spending the $40 on the LDs and then writing a review of the experience. ;)

Get the lap dances and then write a review. That way you get them both.

Neither. Get a blow job.

If you already had some lap dances in the last month, write a review after you log in. Get free 30 days, then get more laps.
I would check if you need to cancel or change a paid membership to free with the Founder. I'm not sure how simple the process is. If you visit more than one club, you can get extra weeks for a review of that club too. My membership is free with reviews and articles out to sometime in 2014 if I don't review another club until then.

Give money to the poor. Like NukeyBoy. That is nearly as year's income for him!

Back in my day $40 could get you a lap dance, a TUSCL membership, a ride on the ferris wheel and a corn dog!

@Duo-Hahahahaha

I'm with the majority. Get those lap dances and write a review!

If you had spent $80 when you joined 2 years ago you wouldn't have to decide 'cause you would be a lifetime member and the $40 you have now could be spent on lapdances, etc.

I'd pay Duo $40 to ride a corn dog.

@tumblingdice I'd just eat it :/

..or to see duo ride a corn dog.

In my fav club $40 equals 8 full contact dances

I took your advice but it didn't go well. Dropped in a club I hadn't been to before, one with few recent reviews. It was a total waste. Yes, I reviewed it. Managed to spend a grand total of $10, so I have $30 left over toward my tuscl renewal.

Duo, you're not that old. When I was your age, the clubs were scratched out of rock caves, the girls wore animal skins, and a lap dance cost 20 clams. Like, real clams, from the ocean.

Jab, if I'd spent $80 two years ago, I'd be short that $40 today.