If you already had some lap dances in the last month, write a review after you log in. Get free 30 days, then get more laps.
I would check if you need to cancel or change a paid membership to free with the Founder. I'm not sure how simple the process is. If you visit more than one club, you can get extra weeks for a review of that club too. My membership is free with reviews and articles out to sometime in 2014 if I don't review another club until then.
If you had spent $80 when you joined 2 years ago you wouldn't have to decide 'cause you would be a lifetime member and the $40 you have now could be spent on lapdances, etc.
I took your advice but it didn't go well. Dropped in a club I hadn't been to before, one with few recent reviews. It was a total waste. Yes, I reviewed it. Managed to spend a grand total of $10, so I have $30 left over toward my tuscl renewal.
Duo, you're not that old. When I was your age, the clubs were scratched out of rock caves, the girls wore animal skins, and a lap dance cost 20 clams. Like, real clams, from the ocean.
Jab, if I'd spent $80 two years ago, I'd be short that $40 today.
Comments
last commentHow about spending the $40 on the LDs and then writing a review of the experience. ;)
Log in to vote
Get the lap dances and then write a review. That way you get them both.
Log in to vote
Neither. Get a blow job.
Log in to vote
If you already had some lap dances in the last month, write a review after you log in. Get free 30 days, then get more laps.
I would check if you need to cancel or change a paid membership to free with the Founder. I'm not sure how simple the process is. If you visit more than one club, you can get extra weeks for a review of that club too. My membership is free with reviews and articles out to sometime in 2014 if I don't review another club until then.
Log in to vote
Give money to the poor. Like NukeyBoy. That is nearly as year's income for him!
Log in to vote
Back in my day $40 could get you a lap dance, a TUSCL membership, a ride on the ferris wheel and a corn dog!
Log in to vote
@Duo-Hahahahaha
Log in to vote
I'm with the majority. Get those lap dances and write a review!
Log in to vote
If you had spent $80 when you joined 2 years ago you wouldn't have to decide 'cause you would be a lifetime member and the $40 you have now could be spent on lapdances, etc.
Log in to vote
I'd pay Duo $40 to ride a corn dog.
Log in to vote
@tumblingdice I'd just eat it :/
Log in to vote
..or to see duo ride a corn dog.
Log in to vote
In my fav club $40 equals 8 full contact dances
Log in to vote
I took your advice but it didn't go well. Dropped in a club I hadn't been to before, one with few recent reviews. It was a total waste. Yes, I reviewed it. Managed to spend a grand total of $10, so I have $30 left over toward my tuscl renewal.
Duo, you're not that old. When I was your age, the clubs were scratched out of rock caves, the girls wore animal skins, and a lap dance cost 20 clams. Like, real clams, from the ocean.
Jab, if I'd spent $80 two years ago, I'd be short that $40 today.
Log in to vote