not much money

Then just pay for dances, or for nothing at all. For that matter, if money is that tight then just stay home.

Gee whiz, I don't know. Pray for the Angel of Death?

BagBoy, you can't get strippers if you're a loser, and they know you're a loser when you display a loser's flag.

Wicked burn, bag boy. There's a spill on aisle 4, clean it up.

Try using Confederate currency. :)

@Shadow-I remember an episode of GI JOE where Cobra was after Confederate treasure-turned out to be worthless. Like Bag Boy.

Believe it or not, I actually have some Confederate currency. Not quite as worthless as you may have thought.

GSB - Yes I know. It is for sale on E-bay to collectors.

Why do you need strippers to talk to you? Is there no one else in your world to talk to?

@GSB-I hear ya. Old coins have value.

It'd nice to see people my age out on tuscl getting laid. All I need is s good talking to. You see after 43 years bagging groceries i don't have mush in savings only $5.76 and i need all this to Reiter I'm thanking on a reverse mortgage but i don't even have a home. All I know is bagging groceries.

Then bag like the wind!

I'm trying slick.but all I can muster is bagging 12 cans every two hours ! I'm old and tired

If you need money go to the truck stop and blow some dudes. Txtittyfag will give you some financial advice on how to manage all your new found money