What's up everybody?! It's me Jaydollayo...

What's up everybody?! It's me Jaydollayo up in here! Your degenerate bizoy comin at ya with the straight trizuth on the Gallaghers. Almost had an attack de mi corazon last month when I went in my cargo shorts and the bouncer informed me that this would be the last time I could wear such attire since they were switching to a no short policy. I was all like what up wit dat what up wit dat?! I need to be able to have my ATF jacleen be able to slither up my shorts and shake my snake! Good news though, I was about to boycott this place forever cause of said policy but I figured I'd give em one more chance so I called up 2 weeks ago and asked what the dress code was and thank the good lord was informed the only change has been no flip flops!! Shorts were still allowed! Baller, shot caller! So i proceeded to go visit my ATF, fondle her fakies, and leave with a couple spoonfuls of splooge in my shorts. NOW thats whats up.