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All you lesbians behaving badly ... are strip clubs what liberation is for?

The writer addresses the story about the lesbian who was denied entry to a strip club without a male escort, and asks "how have we got to a situation where some of us are trying to enter such bastions of…

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit--Update # 2

All systems are go for the Detroit TUSCL meet on Friday, July 18, 2014, at the Flight Club, starting at 4PM. Flight Club 29709 Michigan Ave, Inkster, Michigan 48141 The Flight Club is on the south side of Michigan Ave, just west of…

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Happy Canada Day Farmerart

"Canada Day celebrates the birthday of Canada. On July 1, 1867 Canada became a new federation with its own constitution by signing the Constitution Act - formerly known as the British North America Act." (Not quite like declaring your independence from…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So I've been to Stadium Club...

So I've been to Stadium Club a few times now both during the week and during the weekend. Its kind of hard to call this place a strip club. Its more like a night club…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited on a Friday night...

I visited on a Friday night it was slow with about 15 girls. I couple of old time reg girls I met with Janet and Brandy. I can believe these girls are still here since…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

A Saturday afternoon visit, not that...

A Saturday afternoon visit, not that busy. There were more cars parked at FG across the street, but I decided to try my luck here. No cover in the afternoon, and I got a soda…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

This is a very small place....

This is a very small place. I went there around 7 PM. Cost me $10 to go in, and $6 for the mandatory drink. There is no cover if you go there before 6.30 PM.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

It's been awhile since I've been...

It's been awhile since I've been to this club, but it's usually a fun place to kill some time. The inside of the club hasn't changed--there's a small stage in the middle (usually with…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

My daughter wanted to tour UConn...

My daughter wanted to tour UConn in Storrs so I dropped her off at the University and went to check out this club (I had been here once years ago). I did not need to…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I was visiting Houston so only...

I was visiting Houston so only had one night to go out. The place is quite classy and nice. I visited on a Thursday night so wasn't sure whether that was the best quality dancers…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

French Quarter is a hole in...

French Quarter is a hole in the wall club (which they proudly proclaim on their sign). It's laid out like a hallway - bar in front, stage to the back - with little room to…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Been going to this club for...

Been going to this club for over 10 years. Its hit or miss just like at any other clubs. You go to see if any new girls are working. If they are any good they…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went to New Orleans in...

I went to New Orleans in April for a short visit. I ended going out on Saturday Night by my self and walking Bourbon Street to see what was happening. After a trip…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

was in Portland for the day...

was in Portland for the day and decided to check out the local trip club scene. Saw the reviews for Aphrodite and decided to play a visit. was a little concerned that the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped in again to catch a...

Stopped in again to catch a fading taste of the former Talents West empire and it was a pretty sad affair. A Jackson required for entry here which includes a bottomless kiddie drink or just…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

Stopped in because it was the...

Stopped in because it was the only nearby club open. Very surprised by the quality of the dancers for a Monday night. Well worth checking out, lap dance was also very good. There are definitely…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

A little tough to find but...

A little tough to find but once you get there and walk in, this club will really blow you away. The decor is outstanding. A lot of dark little corners to get cozy and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BBD never fails to impress. It...

BBD never fails to impress. It is still $3 to get in and beer is $6. They have a free buffet on the third Wed of the month. I happen to be there on that…

The Last Lap Showgirls

Addison, New York

Well,...

Well, all I can say is this is how desperate you can get to have a strip club. "Club" (if you really want to call it that)is just over…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

I recently did a tour of...

I recently did a tour of Huntsville clubs. I have been coming to these clubs forever, but had been on a hiatus. I am saddened to say Foxx Tails has slipped a bit.…

McHale's

Corning, New York

I love to stop at this...

I love to stop at this place whenever I am in town. No, there are no extras to be had, and no, the dancers don't go full nude, but it has a nice neighborhood…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Well I was really bored at...

Well I was really bored at work and decided to give this place a try again. I got there a liitle after 2pm, I think shortly after they opened. No cover. I found a seat…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Clubs go through cycles. The...

Clubs go through cycles. The last several times I had been to Pony I had been very disappointed. This time, I was pleased to see some higher quality dancers. It is not…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

My tour continued with an early...

My tour continued with an early evening visit to Visions. Little has changed here. The dancer quality was pretty good. I was surprised there were so few. There were none available…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

I haven't been to the Men's...

I haven't been to the Men's Club for probably 10 years, but I went there for a business thing on a Tuesday afternoon. The club was just as I remember from before. The…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

For several years now, Jimmy's has...

For several years now, Jimmy's has always been the liveliest club in Huntsville. I have never seen it empty and there is always a lot of energy. The dancers circulate and interact a…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

wow! Oh wow! Went there with...

wow! Oh wow! Went there with the jitters for being nervous about it being my first time!! I informed one of the dancers that I am a first timer to a strip club. And what…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Second time visiting this club, its...

Second time visiting this club, its actually pretty good. The layout has been discussed previously, the parking is nice because its behind the building itself, and only patrons use it. The neighborhood is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a Monday morning/afternoon...

Went in on a Monday morning/afternoon and my goodness was I pleasantly surprised. Big boobs and blondes everywhere! I felt like a young kid in a candy store. Riley from up the…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is located off Fulton...

This club is located off Fulton Ind., west of Downtown Atlanta.<br> Parking is very tight.<br> <br> I entered Riley's at 2:pm, admission was free, there was 3 customers and 5 dancers.<br> The stage sit to the right of the…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Could be a nice place. Always...

Could be a nice place. Always seems to be an over abundance of girls. Customer to dancer ratio is not in the girl's favor.<br> <br> Music is much too loud. I like conversation, but having…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's continues to impress. Went in...

Tootsie's continues to impress. Went in on the last Monday in June, so the rent is due and the girls were out in force. Lots of hot young women, mostly Central and South American, with…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Took along break from clubs but...

Took along break from clubs but found my way back like i'm sure allot people have. <br> Decided to check out Monarchs mostly because it use to be Hawaii Theater. And good old HT had <br> so…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I normally go to bogarts but...

I normally go to bogarts but made a last minute call to visit H8....been a long time since I was there. Dancers were much better than I recall...some solid 8s and even a 9. The…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

The Raven is getting some new...

The Raven is getting some new talent and I have had some nice times in the back. Extras vary, but never requires additional tipping. The atmosphere of a broken down neighborhood bar is…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

The girls are all very attractive...

The girls are all very attractive and not pushy. If you want a lap dance you have to pay 20 bucks to get into the VIP area. Lap dances are 10 bucks each. They are…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Definitely a club focused on getting...

Definitely a club focused on getting men and women into the club. They had 3-4 stages with a woman (or two) on it and then there was a stage with a guy stripping for the…

103rd St. Gentlemen's club

Jacksonville, Florida

Ok ive been going here every...

Ok ive been going here every few weeks. Its a decent place away from the city proper. Last visit i went in and found out they remodeled. Now it looks a bit more lively. If…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

Given the type of town Lawton...

Given the type of town Lawton is, clubs like this can be hit or miss. On the weekdays it's pretty tame and quiet. On the weekends it's packed, so, depending on your personal preference, pick…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

First off let me say this...

First off let me say this is the worst club ever. Only thing good I have to say is that they seem to have legit security out front. I went on an early…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by for happy hour and...

Stopped by for happy hour and was surprised how empty the club was. In fact, I was the only dude in the place. They restarted dancers shortly after I arrived…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Gave this place another shot to...

Gave this place another shot to see if there was anything going on. It was a bright day when I walked in so it took a couple seconds for my eyes to adjust.…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I worked here for a weekend...

I worked here for a weekend and it's a beautiful and very clean club. The whole pasties thing kinda sucks, but rules are rules. The management was great to my friend and I and many…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Stopped by on Saturday around 4p,...

Stopped by on Saturday around 4p, hoping to finally hook up with A particular black dancer I keep missing. I noticed that she works on Saturday so I stopped by because I had to go…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

The Tropicana Club doesn't have the...

The Tropicana Club doesn't have the most appealing look from the outside, but I would consider it a hidden gem. Rough around the edges, but a good bargain. The inside isn't much better, and the…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

I was staying near LAX to...

I was staying near LAX to catch a flight out the next morning. This was the closest club so I gave it a try. I had a coupon to save $20 off the regular $60…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went on a Thursday, late afternoon/early...

Went on a Thursday, late afternoon/early evening and I've never been here before. No cover and the club looked clean and nice. Only about 3 other customers, and I soon realized why.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

OK I see there haven't been...

OK I see there haven't been many reviews of this place lately, and for good reason. This review is coming from a trip made two years ago, as the others since then have been unremarkable.…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since being in the area and found myself with time and an itch. Stopped by about 5:30 and it was the start of Bikini Thursday. Free burgers on…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Nice place if you sit there...

Nice place if you sit there long enough. Dancers tend to hang out with regulars but if you flash some cash they come around. Soda only for $5. There is a bar…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited The Millstream Inn on a...

Visited The Millstream Inn on a Tuesday afternoon, during lunch time. On this day they had 2 for 1 drinks and 2 for 1 dances. Dance price was $25. There were 4…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Another business trip to FL, ...

Another business trip to FL, another personal trip to IR. this place never disappoints. The girls are always smoking and can get very friendly in the back. Club remains pretty nice…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Walking down the long narrow hallway...

Walking down the long narrow hallway in order to get to the front desk, makes you feel like you are going down the tunnel before you walk onto the soccer field. Once you get to…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Was surprised the by the quality...

Was surprised the by the quality of dancers on a Sunday afternoon. Pulled into free parking during the day. Entered the club to no cover and was patted down at the door. Due to low…

Bear Chest Lounge

Janesville, Wisconsin

This is no longer a club....

This is no longer a club. Should have hit their Facebook page before I visited. Direct from a post from June of 2013.<br> <br> As most of you know The Silver Slipper Saloon (formerly Bare…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

It had been a number of...

It had been a number of years since I had been to the UC. Had trouble getting to the parking lot due to all the "no left turn" signs. I think there had been…

Club Barbies

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

This club does not make any...

This club does not make any effort to be seen from the street you have to look very carefully to see it. It is a very laid back club that hardly is ever busy.…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Again this club NEVER lets me...

Again this club NEVER lets me down. there are looking to satisfy your every need and fantasy. These girls know how to keep you HARD the whole time..... The club is nice with…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Very nice. Went there one...

Very nice. Went there one evening when I was in the area and I enjoyed it. Got a lap dance from a very nice girl and she even pressed her tits into my…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times, usually in the earley afternoon as that is typically when I have free time.<br> At this time of day, they don't usually have anyone on stage with 1-3 dancers…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I stopped in at Pleasure Island...

I stopped in at Pleasure Island last Friday night with a friend who was visiting from out of town. As was mentioned by others the physical appearance of the building isn't too impressive but…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I arrived on a Tuesday afternoon...

I arrived on a Tuesday afternoon of a Holiday week, and the club was fairly quiet. No more than 10 dancers mid afternoon and about the same number of patrons. The club is…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This club has the best combination...

This club has the best combination of hot dancers and high mileage. Lighting is extremely poor, takes several minutes for one's eyes to adjust. I started out stageside where you can barely make out the…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Went there a couple a weeks...

Went there a couple a weeks ago. The place is nice and clean inside.<br> Really a top notch building. Visted it about 10 years back when it was the run down cocktails<br> and dreams and its night…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Lil Darlings on a...

Went to Lil Darlings on a Sunday night. Walked in, went to bathroom. Bathroom was relatively clean and there was an attendant. I made it out to the main floor area and…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

The place was pretty dead when...

The place was pretty dead when I dropped by about 10pm on a Wednesday. Very few dancers and only a couple of customers. Nobody was on the stage, but it didn't take long for…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Club is located in a garage...

Club is located in a garage mechanic area. Not very good looking on the outside very easy to miss. On the inside doesn't look very good either. But i wasn't there for beautiful architecture only…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in last week...

Stopped in last week after splitting the Phillies game in the 8th. Place had only 3-4 other customers and 3 dancers. Got a beer and got to sit quietly to observe some of…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Riviera is a pretty cool strip...

Riviera is a pretty cool strip club... I went on a Saturday night, and it started off a little slow, but it slowly but surely got real poppin'. The girls, for the most part, are…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Visited during their 2for1 Tuesdays around...

Visited during their 2for1 Tuesdays around 5PM. Quite a few guys there but where were the girls?? One was on stage and one was with a large group of people. Music was…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Bloomington is a pretty chill town,...

Bloomington is a pretty chill town, and this is, more or less what you would expect if you've spent any time there. I went in with two friends, one girl and one guy, and we…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Very classy place.... never had any...

Very classy place.... never had any trouble here. The girls are very friendly and not very money grabby.There seemed to be two bars. The girls shift from the big stage to the smaller stage by…

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, South Dakota

went to the club on a...

went to the club on a Tuesday evening, probably got there between 9 - 10. The blub itself was actually nicer that what you might expect from the outside as it was pretty spacious and…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I paid $3 for parking and...

I paid $3 for parking and no cover. I arrived around 6pm. There were 6-8 dancers there. They had a shift change around this time. The layout is nice. Two different stages. An area in…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times, and had great experiences and bad ones. If you go one weekend night the place will be over packed and no fun. You will get…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

Stars was pretty busy last night,...

Stars was pretty busy last night, so my friends and I sat up front at the stage. We were tipping the dancers even though they were sub-par. Honestly two 5's and a 6 had been…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

So my best friend and I...

So my best friend and I went to this club a while back. Got there I think when they opened. At sniff row all night tipping the dancers. Most every dancer was…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

My usual go to is the...

My usual go to is the Deja Vu in COI, but decided to come see this one due to some time constraints. what i like about Deja Vu clubs is the fact that they don't…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I was on my way home...

I was on my way home from an out of town business trip and made a quick exit to Palace. I tried the front bar for the first time. I was ready for the cover…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

New management, which has replaced separate...

New management, which has replaced separate building private rooms with a curtained area near the bar. Not a great setup, however, lap dance section near the stage is well worth the $25 a song.…

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mollies, strippers and vomiting

Still recovering from a rough saturday night. I convinced the usual suspect stripper to get some mollies for me/us from her abusive ex-boyfriend. The guy sells very high quality MDMA and she has not seen him since he beat her…

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getting over your favorite club once its closed

My all time favorite club has been closed for a few good months and I'm still sad over its lose....was it an extras club you may ask ? My answer is no. But it was my first club ever and…

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Yogi Berra-isms

They sound like crafted jokes. Here's one from a book about the Yankees. Yogi and his mates were walking in downtown N.Y. when at a cornor, a guy carrying a baby grandfather clock walked into him. Yogi replied, "why don't you use…

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Short Shorts, Melvins, and Taco Merfs

Gotta love the summer. Chicks walking around in Daisy Dukes, booty shorts, and the like. I don't know about y'all, but I love it when a hot chick is picking her merf. Same goes for when she…

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Comments... well, lets say they are lively

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/06/26/majority-of-delinquent-detroit-water-customers-in-culture-of-your-not-making-me-pay/#comments Detroit, a democrat capital that chased the white man out (overtly racist mayors in the past) now can't/won't pay for it's water. The comments on the story are funny.

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"Nite, Nite, Peasants"

Lavish P Spoiled rich kid or internet troll: http://youtu.be/U6Cnyo4siP4 Troll or not this kid punks with panache compared to TUSCL's 3rd-rate knockoff :-)

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Vacation

So....I decided to take a vacation. Thought I might try some of the Atlanta clubs. Follies most especially. Anyway, I got lost in Georgia and stopped at a gas station for directions. I asked where is Aintree? The…

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OT strip club comedian Chris rock hosts BET awards 2014

Chris Rock Skewers Donald Sterling, Jay Z, Dr. Dre In BET Awards Monologue Chris Rock opened Sunday's BET Awards with an 8-minute monologue mocking everyone from Donald Sterling to Jay Z. After calling the BET Awards "The Black World Cup," Rock said,…

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[OT] Supreme Court Kicking Butt This Week!

At least the judicial branch still has a modicum of integrity while the legislative and, especially, executive branch flounder.

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Interesting "old" topic

At least to me it was interesting for one thing. There were a total of 75 posts. Of those 75, 53 of them were from those on my "ignore' list. Must have been a wonderful "discussion. 15 from the originator.

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If a Strip Club Dancer Hits a Guy While under the Influence ???

For a Strip Club that's only open from 8:30 p.m. to 2:00 a.m., what are the odds that TWO Strippers can hit the same guy with their cars back-to-back? http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2014-06-27/dancers-charged-aggravated-dui.html

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Heard that Flashdance had made some...

Heard that Flashdance had made some changes so I decided to try it out on a Sunday afternoon as I was in the area. The layout of the club is okay a huge bar…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It's sunday night, and thought i'd...

It's sunday night, and thought i'd visit my favorite club at the moment. Got there around 7, not too many people, but not dead and uncomfortable. After about 30 minutes my ATF, Alyssa…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Spearmint Rhino on a recent...

Visited Spearmint Rhino on a recent trip to Vegas. Called for a free limo and it took over 30 minutes for the limo to arrive. Not surprised as the club was absolutely packed…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Went here on a Sunday night....

Went here on a Sunday night. It was Canada day. Surprisingly, there wasn't extra girls for a holiday. Two particular girls tickles my fancy, a blonde named Cynthia, and a brunette named Adriana. Cynthia looked…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Need more black girls! And better...

Need more black girls! And better poles! It's bad enough it's not nude at least get some ass shaking money throwing vibes in there! No one wants to watch sticks move like zombies! Drinks are…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

I've been there twice. The first...

I've been there twice. The first time was a couple months ago when it was pretty new still. There were only two girls. One was a skinny black girl and one a skinny white girl.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First evening time visit. Here are...

First evening time visit. Here are the results:<br> <br> Plenty of dancers that varied in ethnicity and sizes. Most of them about 7's. The first 9 I saw turned out be be a waitress. Waited around for…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

So after a couple of years...

So after a couple of years of not being in town came back and decided to make a quick stop at one of my chill spots from back in the days. So me and my…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Another visit to the Wheel! Other...

Another visit to the Wheel! Other reviewers have reported mixed results lately, but I have to say that my visit was solid.<br> <br> My buddy and I rolled in about 9:30 on a Thursday evening, paid our…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

So I stopped by Bare Elegance...

So I stopped by Bare Elegance Saturday evening (day before yesterday) for the first time in about 5 years. I remember the club having hot girls but being a little bit more stuck-up than…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Came here on a Wednesday night...

Came here on a Wednesday night after 10pm and was pleasantly surprised by the number of dancers on shift. Club was pretty full, with plenty of tables off the stages already taken. Drinks…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Found myself in the Daytona Beach...

Found myself in the Daytona Beach area on a recent Sunday night and decided to venture out to see what the local strip club scene was like. Took a drive around the area and…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I have only been to this...

I have only been to this club once, and most likely will not return. I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and there were about 8 girls working that I could see. The club…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Located on Cianci street right off...

Located on Cianci street right off of Market Street and within a hundred yards of Moonlight, Baby Dolls and the other bar that was La Vie en Rose.<br> <br> Patted down at door before entering.<br> <br> Once inside, not…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unexpectedly high number of attractive dancers...

Unexpectedly high number of attractive dancers on duty this afternoon. Seems like lately on day shift Pandora’s usually has one or two hot girls working, but today there was a small handful of private-worthy dancers…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Might have just been a bad...

Might have just been a bad night, but YW was BORING on Friday from 9-11. No hard bodies, very little mix. Couple of nice conversationalists, but the mood was uptight and not fun like I…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Got there around 5pm on Sunday...

Got there around 5pm on Sunday afternoon, no cover before 7pm, parked on street. They have great drink and food specials. Half off everything before 7pm, and a $2 any beer special as well. Very…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Stopped in here with a buddy...

Stopped in here with a buddy on Saturday night who I was visiting (I'm from out of town). He picked up the cover, I believe it was $8 or so. Club is in…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I was very disappointed in this...

I was very disappointed in this club. I went in the evening when I was in town for work. The layout is nice, and upscale. They have girls come around to give massages, and that…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Checked out this place while in...

Checked out this place while in Vegas with some buddies. Pretty standard cover charge as it was a busy weekend and the place looked packed, but the doorman got us a table pretty quick. Went…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

I visited this place not too...

I visited this place not too long ago and was more impressed by the exterior then what was going on inside. The remodel was done very well and it does look more upscale for…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited on a Tues night from...

Visited on a Tues night from approx 1a to closing time. A few quick notes:<br> <br> 1. If you buy a bottle of liquor and have more than 1/2 left, the club will cork and…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Sunday was a slow down for...

Sunday was a slow down for me. My feet wanted to go out but my mind could not figure out where. <br> <br> I jumped into my awesome car and drove around Portland downtown. Spent a few…

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How do you like your eggs?

Yesterday afternoon I experienced another first for me. A dancer offered OTC. No that was not the first time that has happened but what was a first was that the fact that she offered to cook me breakfast…

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Turning down dancers looking for dances

I have seen discussions about this kind of thing but its on my mind after the last visit to the club. Went in on Wednesday between appointments mostly for a beer and to watch the World Cup game.…

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You're a Good Man Shadowcat

http://youtu.be/gppbrYIcR80

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New use for a barber pole?

PINE HILLS, Fla. — The owner of an Orange County barber shop was arrested after Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation agents raided the business and said it was being used as a strip club. Agents said they found a 17-year-old girl stripping…

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Interesting article about the old Twin Peeks club owver in Charlotte

Don't know if shadowcat had previously posted this. Twin Peeks (now demolished) used to be a great club for good old boys. Looks like the Feds are trying to tie its owner to the political corruption in the mayor's office. http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/06/02/4949400/meet-slim-baucom-charlottes-strip.html#.U7CKn9pOWM8

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Offtopic The Pitchforks are coming for the 1%

I found an interesting article suggesting a way to promote economic growth in the US. It's actually 4 pages and pretty good IMO. http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/06/the-pitchforks-are-coming-for-us-plutocrats-108014.html#.U7CDCGt5mSM I would add tie in CEO pay to the pay of all the employees. Every time you bump CEO…

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How do you tip strippers outside the U.S.?

A friend of mine just posed this question: In the UK and Canada, there are no paper bills -- only coins -- for the dollar and euro. (Paper currency all has higher denominations.) So, how do you tip strippers? Does…

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Guess Who: Some TUSCLers working their PU game

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls: http://youtu.be/VAGiQ3AWKqI

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Is anyone besides me?

Is anyone besides me tired of seeing a Kardashian / Jenner / Cyrus / Swift daily in the search headlines? I could almost put Jessica Simpson in the group but she is looking pretty good lately.

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Minneapolis vs. Pittsburgh

I am making plans for a business trip and I have to choose between Minneapolis and Pittsburgh. Does anyone have a sense for how the clubs in those two cities compare? The seem pretty much the same from…

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[OT] Favorite Bond Movie?

The other thread on Bond Girls got me thinking - Which was your favorite Bond movie? I like the newer ones with Daniel Craig. Casino Royale would be my favorite. (The last one, Skyfall, however, was not only real fruitcake but…

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Dancers getting wet during lap dances, common, rare, or unusual for dancers to m

I haven't been buying very many lap dances lately but twice in the last few weeks a dancer got wet and told me so. Last night it was from a dancer I never met before. Do you hear many dancers pointing this…

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Talk about a show that should be closed down

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/man-stabbed-at-bet-awards-715591 I don't understand how people say clubs should be closed down as moral blight when this shit happens every fucking year (some years including murder) and yet the show goes on.

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She just wanted my body

Stopped in at my favorite club last night after about a two-month hiatus. Pretty slow for a Saturday but my CF was there and that's all that mattered. She hunted me down pretty quick. A 2-for-1 special was being offered…

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World Cup

Crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in football! http://youtu.be/ywUF-EcFzKI

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Have you ever wanted to fuck your iPad?

I mean really give it a good reaming? I can't say I have... But here's a fuckable iPad case if you're into that sort of thing: http://gizmodo.com/how-to-clean-a-fleshlight-yes-you-need-to-clean-your-1597138512 WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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A new acronym? I must have missed something...

The Lome_Wolf parody poster ("Lone_Sheep") referred to himself as a "SNAG". I must have missed that definition... Is a SNAG anything like a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Flounder

Will thou get thy shit together and reconstitute profile pics.After all what the fuck do we pay you for?

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Slick's Switzerland Saturday

So, I get home from an amazing day at the beach. What do I see in my cozy little condo but WWIII. My roommate/relative and his girlfriend/best friend's cousin are arguing. My neighbor/roommates best friend is at…

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Inadvertent Flashing

I stopped into a Taco Bell last night to grab some dinner. I order a Quesarito Box, then stand off to the side waiting for my order. In comes a group of young adult African-Americans behind me. Apparently one of…

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Phoenix Club Recommendations?

I know that strippers only care about money and not who you are personally. I was wondering if you guys can recommend any Phoenix clubs were the girls genuinely appreciate timid, nice guys who are also alpha males? I've enjoyed…

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To trust or not to trust ... a PL's saga

From a recent review: “… A very cute spinner came by and sat in my lap. After about 2 mins of conversation she told me she had no money and had to pay the staff. I blew it off, but she…

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Paying strippers for their "time"

What's the deal with certain guys paying strippers for their time or just to hang out? A hot 25 y.o. approached me recently about what I thought was typical OTC action. she said she had heard that i had hung…

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Are strippers addicted to stripping?

I expected to see the usual six dancers in my local strip club during the daytime. Lo and behold, when I entered, there were "new" girls in the daytime! Many of these "new" girls had previously worked in the club…

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fake chow

Did you ever do fake chow on a stripper? Watch the movie Hall Pass

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shit head

I got called a very cool shit head! What is that supposed to mean?

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Sperm donors needed, any volunteers?

UK facing 'major' sperm shortage By James Gallagher Health editor, BBC News online The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. Some clinics rely on imported sperm…

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I Dated a Pyscho

Did you guys know tis is one of the fine shows on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN)? Lmao!

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Shadowbrat

Why doesn't he prop anyone?

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I think this is self explanatory :)

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/27/women-see-their-vaginas-for-the-first-time-and-its-surprisingly-moving-4776398/

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New Vegas strip club web site..Looks to be very informative.

http://www.toplessvegasonline.com/venues/spearmint-rhino/

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Reminder: Never Steal from Your Job to Pay a Stripper

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2014/06/man-gets-jail-time-for-stealing-from-job-to-pay-stripper

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Costa Rica

Have a free night in San Jose soon and want to check out the action at Key Largo/Del-Ray but would rather not stay at the Del Ray. Any suggestions? (Thinking of staying at Hotel Presidente but wonder if I will…

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Bond Girls

Woke up at 4:00 AM because of the dang smoke alarm downstairs in the kitchen was chirping that it needed a battery replaced. Those SOBs never seem to go bad during the day, only at night. Couldn't go back to…

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Iowa Clubs

I'll be driving through eastern Iowa so does anybody recommend any particular clubs that are known for high mileage?

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Rockstar weekend!!

What's up jealous haters? Weekend update time from South Beach's coolest, richest, Mcdonalds owning, drug addicted, can't find a non-pro, badass LMN!!! So everyone weekend I hit the party scene, get plastered on more drugs than any human could ever handle…

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My last topic for a while just out of Fun

I just came from visiting a strip club where an X worked. I enter in confident and jouvelint and feel a weird vibe...I notice all the strippers whether attractive or not whispering about Me staring at Me directly…

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True or False

The girls we have a family with is different from the girls we desire sex with ?

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PSA: New HIV Testing That Cuts Detection Down To Days

For STI worry warts: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/idealab/cdc-new-hiv-testing

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PSA: Always lock up your guns.....er, sex toys

For sex gun nuts: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/evolve-gun-safety-dildo-psa

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Four new Articles posted today.

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Getting more than you expected

I went into this club last Monday expecting nothing more than the usual club experience. However to my surprise, this little Latina chick caught my eye whenever she went on stage. I am usually not a huge tipper so I…

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Where should the Dollar Bill Go?

Yesterday I walked up to the stage and tipped a dancer by placing a dollar under her thong where it circled her thigh. The dancer removed the dollar and pushed it down the front of her thong into the…

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Pin Up Artists

Good morning amigos. I was just checking out a Bill Ward book that I own, going over the amazing pin ups that he drew. I am big fan of Ward's style, more so than Vargas or Elvgren. Besides Ward, Olivia…

Detailed account of a bachelor party from a neurotic dude

My boys and I went to Vegas for a long weekend, and seeing as one of our buddies is getting married in a couple of months, we decided to surprise him with a visit to the Spearmint Rhino. After a bit of research and some arguing amongst ourselves about a month before the trip, we decided to buy the $700 bachelor/bottle service special. So the night finally arrived. We hopped in the limo at our hotel at around 11:00PM on a Saturday night. I did tip the limo driver upon our arrival at the club. I'm curious to see what people would tip a limo driver for a short ride with seven guys. I tipped him $15. When my buddy made the…

Is it cheating to have sex with a Stripper if your married

This is not one of those long drawn out articles. This is definitely not a reflection of your own personal moral standard or what others perceive to be status quo. This is simply a question asking others who may empathize or sympathize on the situation. The question arises to be, is it morally illegal or respectively wrong to have sex with a stripper if in fact you are married or in a serious relationship? Before you jump to the basic answer which is "YES", take the time to look at it from a different perspective. The simple answer of "yes it is wrong" comes from generations of brain washing and teaching where people live in a world of…

Standards of (S)excellence

For years, I've loved visiting strip clubs from coast to coast. From New York to California. From Miami to Portland. From Houston to Chicago. From Sin City to Atlanta. From the large and very expensive clubs in New York City to small run down and cheap clubs along I-95 in the Carolinas. (I do, of course, avoid those really shabby places where common sense tells me that I would be asking for trouble just walking into them). I see the ratings that TUSCL and other sites give to various clubs far and near, and frankly I don't understand most of them. It comes as no surprise that based on one's age, money to spend, and…

Chapter One of Memoirs of a Dancer

The Very First Time How did I get here? I come from a…

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Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex: http://youtu.be/qPxSU7zDmOE

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Common wisdom debunked -- humor with ragtime piano music

Humor, recently gone missing on TUSCL 10 Misconceptions Rundown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzXZfNIu3A

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Do you tell your favorite when she is screwing up or just move on?

The last few visits with my ATF have been just okay but not great. I feel I am generous with the cash, drink and food (if she is hungry) but lately, I feel she thinks of me more as…

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Debate starters

All___ are___ As everone knows.... It's a well known fact that.... Only a simp would think that.... agree? others?

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Make up sex

While I was at my favorite club today, I see nothing new or exciting got published on here. So I though that I would give it a shot. I ran into one of my ole favorites today that I hadn't…

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[OT] World Cup

Is there some big soccer game today? :-) Who are you cheering for and what do you think the final score will be?

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cumming inside your Atf

How many times have you cummed inside your ATF without a condum ? I just reached number 800 last night...its taken me 3 years to do so....I'm hopping for 2,000 before she retires me

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Google phone

Is this free and can u also use it for like Facebook accounts to get started?

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Pulling fine ass when young

There seems to be a prevailing consensus among most of the dudes that post on TUSCL that being young (20's and early 30's) automatically means being able to pick up fine honey's at will in a civilian environment. Now, I'm positive,…

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Anyone Have Anything To Worry About? LOL

San Francisco Escort Site Myredbook.com Seized by Feds http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/california/San-Francisco-Escort-Site-MyRedbook-Seized-by-Feds-264647691.html

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Your stripper numbers, texts & pics are safe!

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/26/us/supreme-court-cellphones-search-privacy.html?_r=0

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How much do you pay for BBBJ or Sex in VIP?

The average cost of the VIP in southern Jersey is $125 for 15 minutes; $225 for 30 minutes. The stripper gets $75 for the 15 minute room; and $100 for the 30 minute room. I may tip the stripper…

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Another amazing OTC date

Yet another amazing OTC "date" this afternoon. Here's why I love taking these honey's out. 1. They drink. Drink for drink and most can handle it better than I can. 2. They eat. They actually order a meal and chow…

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What is the difference between an 8.5 and a 10?

Ranukam's earlier discussion led me to think of what is the difference between a very good looking girl and and a girl with outstanding looks? It is all subjective and individual but what is the difference to you? And…

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So true of an article

Came across this article on Facebook and this is TOTALLY the attitude of strippers so thought if share. If anyone wants to post to the pink site feel free! http://worldtruth.tv/this-pretty-girl-was-seeking-a-rich-husband-the-reply-she-got-from-a-banker-was-priceless/

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stupid question about dates sex etc....

whether its sexist etc.... answer this should guys like Brad Pitt be told to be monoagmous to one attractive female to allow less attractive guys the chance to GET with them or Date them without having to pay. Attractive meaning (8,9,10's)

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Deep topic-hard to answer?

My first encounter with a girl who was already Happily or unhappily taken or involved was in High School If 75% of all My dates or sexual encounters since involve somebody else's PROPERTY should I quit this or…

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is this a no-no

In a topless joint two strippers sit in front of Me but not in the lapdance room or vip room flashing Me their pussies either to the Hurray or Dismay of many patrons. Is this a…

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picture this scenario-Fake but lets say this was Real

Justin Bieber enters a strip club and is blowing 75k around(Already Happened) and walks out with just one Stripper at night. I walk into that same club the same night and Spent just 20 dollars on cover charge…

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pictures in clubs

They say a picture is worth a thousand words and Actions speak louder then words. Someone doesn't believe that lets say I have had sex with strippers who were a 10. I say Yes I have. And tell them…

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Ever did this or have this happen

I ask the owner of a club Once If I could get a LapDance from His wife who was Hot Big Bootied and also an X stripper/barmaid. He said Yes if only He could watch to see if there wasn't any…

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Ever encountered this scenario

Ever seen this. Female Patron who looks better than the strippers themselves or even the barmaids

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have this happen

A long long time ago I was pissy drunk or half drunk when I accidently without notice handed a stripper a 100 dollar bill instead of the 10 I was gonna give her. She tried to return it but I played…

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So I'm looking for a new job...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2668096/Republican-congressmans-chief-staff-resigns-jilted-porn-star-girlfriend-tweets-photo-genitals.html

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Sex

Would you rather get a BBBJ from a 10, or get CFS from a 8.5? I love blowjobs as much as anyone, and her being a 10 would be very tempting, but there's nothing like dick being in pussy. I love…

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age to enter a strip club

should male patrons or female patrons be allowed in strip clubs when they reach 18 instead of 21. I think not but I went to My first strip club at 19 so there goes but if in a club say males…

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Minors saved from strip club Sex Trafficers. Yay!

Sixteen male and eight female entertainers were rescued from a suspected gay bar and strip club in Caloocan City{Philippines} before dawn Wednesday. Police and social welfare operatives acting on a tip raided the establishment along Zabarte Road in Caloocan City, radio…

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before My last gf this had happened or was happening as it did in the past

Lets suppose this was true I'm was in a strip club or visiting a few strip clubs alone or with a friend back in 2000-2002 I was flirted on chatted with etc...I ended up getting phone numbers or email addresses or…

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Gold, Guns, Girls

Favorite TUSCL discussion topics. As it should be.

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Dating or having sex with a porn star or a Playboy Bunny

Which do you prefer if they are separate and not one in the same?

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being banned from a strip club

Happened in the past a one times but here goes I was in a strip club the other night where I noticed nearly all the women checking me out up close from far or at glances signifying they found me pleasantly…

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OT: How much money do you need, monthly, to maintain your lifestyle?

So, my topic about strippers' drugs of choice lead to an interesting debate regarding how one can live off a certain annual income. Since most people here frequent strip clubs (which are relatively expensive establishments) and pay for sex (another relatively…

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A hot flirty waitress makes or breaks my night

2 clubs local to me, dancers average out but staff? 1 club has for the most part no security, the other has castoffs from the WWE. 1 club has a plain bartender the other a stunner, both have lame djs.…

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dating strippers or dating in general as far as looks

This is not about Sex but dating. I'm into open style casual dating hence You've dated a handful of girls from 6's 7's and 8's till you date a PERFECT 10 but now you find yourself single should you date another Perfect…

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Of all the places to get stuck

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

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Anything you want to tell us lopaw?

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — An El Segundo woman is suing a strip club after she was allegedly barred from entering the establishment without being accompanied by a male. Tamara Yatkin, 54, filed the complaint Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court against…

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OT: Holy Shit!

Call me Captain Oblivious, but I just noticed that discussions started by people I have ignored don't show up in the main listing anymore! No more smurfs fooling me into thinking something relevant has been posted! Thanks, Founder!

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The Most Improbable Text from a Stripper

I haven't seen my ATF Christie in over a year, but we text each other intermittently. Today she sent me a text that was the least likely thing I ever expected to hear from her: "I haven't forgotten that I…

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stripper drug of choice

What do you find, in your respective locales, to be the drug of choice for strippers? I often hear cocaine, which generally surprises me. Its definitely cocaine around here - but I live on Miami Beach where cocaine is plentiful and…