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OT: The Fappening

For those who are interested in such things. A variety of celebs got their phone accounts hacked. http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/

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follow the club button its a new feature

What does it do ? I might enjoy it ?

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Like button

Founder should add this feature to the discussion board

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Providence, RI - Looking for suggestions for evening & weekend

For those that haven't read any of my reviews, I frequent many of the Providence clubs but mostly in the afternoon, looking for young (under 25 is preferable), thin, pretty, and small natural boob dancers that like to be a…

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SJG

Just for grins, I checked, for 1 Topic: 36 total comments 4 SJG comments In those 4 comments... 10 "Word" pages 4,234 words 19,036 characters (so spaces) 23,368 characters (with spaces) 4 paragraphs 413 lines

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Really? That's the dancer name she picked?

So I'm up in the VIP lounge at Treasures in Vegas having a hot & heavy lapdance with Brooke aka Scarlett, when the DJ calls the next dancer. Brooke and I immediately bust out laughing... Did he really just…

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blow a kiss to my dick and wash my body with a sponge

If strip clubs offered a AMP room would you do this ? I would while eating flavored rice with kronic in my lungs

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Signs you are a bacon hating Muslim

Your camel has more teeth than your wives. Your wives would be in elementary school except that you kill women who learn to read. You recently had a crush on your neighbor's goat. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your…

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Pittsburgh Club for Couples

Headed to Pittsburgh in a few weeks, and wondering what the best club is for the wife and I to check out? She's a tad shy, and we'd prefer not too crowded or high-pressure. Any thoughts?

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Another Rookie using a credit card

bozzbonzo Joined Aug 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Dancers Value…

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What's a 'facekini'?

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/natural-beauty-fashion/blogs/whats-a-facekini-swimwear-and-wrestling-garb-add-up-to Uh. No thanks.

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club only twice, both on Saturday nights. First the basics. This place is right of 95, so its easier to get to it. The club is very big and has…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

If it weren’t for Harley Riders,...

If it weren’t for Harley Riders, Club Plush would be the worst strip club in PG County. I visited this club Saturday, August 30th around 11pm. I hadn't been to this club since December 2013…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs is always a safe bet....

Cheetahs is always a safe bet. Sunday is typically slower but I can always find at least 3 girls that interet me. This Sunday was pretty slow. At first, the little blond…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Visited on a Wednesday night around...

Visited on a Wednesday night around 10:30. Cover was $10. It wasn't too crowded, but there were a decent number of patrons. The club is pretty big, with plenty of seating facing…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

First of all, learn to ask...

First of all, learn to ask how much each service received costs!!! What girls I met there are very friendly, and will pleasure you with their walk-up and sit on your knee hospitality!! I felt…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I've been to this club before,...

I've been to this club before, in its many variations through the years, when it was Pop A Top, then Landing Strip. Now its the Play Pen. It's close to one of the…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I used to frequent Christies several...

I used to frequent Christies several times a week but stopped going too much in the past couple years. This club has a lot of potential. The interior is awesome, more along the lines of…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I have been a regular member...

I have been a regular member of this club for a long time, but have sort of moved to Blue Moon Lounge now a days for better milleage at a lower cost... however last Wednesday…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hit Hustler on $2 Tuesday. ...

Hit Hustler on $2 Tuesday. As usual, it feels kind of slow until around 10-11, but then it is really a party. Strippers everywhere, lots of customers, it can be tough to get…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

This is my regular club. ...

This is my regular club. Drinks are inexpensive ($2.25 Miller Lite) at happy hour 5-7. Dancers are friendly with a good amount of contact in the back. Be sure you negotiate as…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Arrived early afternoon on a Friday....

Arrived early afternoon on a Friday. I don't mind using the required valet service. I know my vehicle will be safe, the attendants are friendly, and the fee is a pocket change compared…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Went there around 9pm. It was...

Went there around 9pm. It was very busy. They have 4 stages going. Plenty of girls, mostly on their late twenties I believe. Some younger. Stage shows are non stop on all of the stages.…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped in last Wed afternoon....

I stopped in last Wed afternoon. If you've read my reviews you know I'm an Oasis guy but sometimes I like to mix it up. This place was not a bad change of pace. The…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

This club is located in downtown...

This club is located in downtown very close to bloor street.There is no entry fee for this place but they do have an entry fee for the club upstairs. I Visited the club on Friday night.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

This club is located in downtown...

This club is located in downtown very close to bloor street.There is no entry fee for this place but they do have an entry fee for the club upstairs. I Visited the club on Friday night.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in on Monday night. As...

Stopped in on Monday night. As always a more relaxed experience than on weekends. Instead of standing two or three deep at the stage, there's plenty of seating. There were a decent number of dancers there --…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I decided to visit this club...

I decided to visit this club last Monday as I was flying into town. I had seen on TUSCL very favorable ratings so I thought I would give it a try. Being from the Detroit…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

I use to frequent Hollywood Nights...

I use to frequent Hollywood Nights often back in the day when I had a number a friends that lived in the Hillsborough/Polk/Orange metro area. Most of them have been relocated so I haven't been…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This is my favorite spot to...

This is my favorite spot to go to during the day because you can get it in here. Look out for Schoolteacher, Amber, Sparkle, Egypt and the other freaks there. You can get high mileage…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped in on a Saturday after...

Stopped in on a Saturday after 11PM to check out the dancers. Cover was $8. Beer was $5. Been to TD's North before during the week and decided to stop in on a Saturday to…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I've been to this club in...

I've been to this club in the past, but it has been a number of years. Decided to drop in to see what was new. The main area is relatively small, and the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I occasionally work in Atlanta and...

I occasionally work in Atlanta and my hotel is very close by, so this is a place I often stop. The are some really hot girls in this club. The turn-over is really high so…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I have heard good things about...

I have heard good things about Harem but it did not live up to the modest expectation I had for it. The dancers were uninspired and not the caliber I thought to see on a…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I came up on the Living...

I came up on the Living Room around shift change and the atmosphere was lazy. There are quite a few things that stick out at LR that sets it apart from other strip clubs. They're…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I chose to stop in on...

I chose to stop in on a mid saturday afternoon as I have never been in this place at that time of day. As I expected, there were not many people in there and…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Good idea is to identify the...

Good idea is to identify the location (US19,Holiday)before leaving home, because it's difficult to spot while in 45mph traffic. The frontage looks kinda like a Funeral Director's place of business! Inside, it is pleasantly…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Went to a Durham Bulls game...

Went to a Durham Bulls game last Monday night so after the game I made a quick trip to Teasers. The club is near the ballpark just across the railroad tracks. Unlike CC or TMC…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I haven't been here in about...

I haven't been here in about months so it was time to make a end of summer visit this past Friday. I paid $12 fee and entered the semi-dark room around 430pm. Yes the place…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

After a disappointing visit at TD's...

After a disappointing visit at TD's North, stopped in after 1AM to see if things were better here.(After TD's North and Eubank close at 2AM some of the dancers will usually come over to FW…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Was in Houston on a recent...

Was in Houston on a recent work trip. I'm not a big fan of evening strip club visits, but I only had one window of time. I was staying on the west side of town…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

I was in a short trip...

I was in a short trip to Denver and tried other club. I thought I will give this a try. $10 entrance fee. As I entered, I found the club too small for so many people…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

If you're the shy type, Mons...

If you're the shy type, Mons is not for you. I went on a Saturday night and the selection of girls didn't seem better than 2001 or Scores. Mons doesn't serve alcohol, so enjoying a…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in a while on dayshift. Several dancers were there and a couple of cute ones, plus some that have been around the block. As always at this club, it'…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

I stopped by Sensations while hanging...

I stopped by Sensations while hanging out in Gettysburg. There isn't a lot of gentlemens clubs in the area. I got there around 6 pm. There were about 8 girls. Different shape…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Went straight to the back...paid $15...

Went straight to the back...paid $15 cover and had a seat. The owner said that 5 girls were scheduled, but only two showed. I asked who. He said Char and Vanity. Once…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Awesome place. I just wish it...

Awesome place. I just wish it was open till 2am! I'll see about maximizing my time next time. I'd like more variety in the girls too. More Africans, Indians, Chinese and Latinos would be cool! I haven't…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to T&A at about 1am...

Went to T&A at about 1am on Friday night. Turning left on Central into the place there was there was a Latina hooker standing on the corner. It gave me dismal hope that this place…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

My travels to have often lead...

My travels to have often lead me to overlook this place. However since staying I. The Galleria area I thought I might venture in as I had heard of several changes being made to, and…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Richard's is the definition of a...

Richard's is the definition of a dive club. Half the cab drivers in the city don't even know where it is. You get pretty decent value for your dollar here (especially compared with the rest…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

I met Heather at the door...

I met Heather at the door and she showed me in. Asked if I'd like some to drink while she dried her hair. We talked about what I like in a woman and listed…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I came in...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I came in Saturday looking for Ivy and zoey, but no love there. This club goes through lots of girls. First off this was the most crowded I have ever seen this…

Sugar Shack

Clarion, Pennsylvania

I wanted to try something different...

I wanted to try something different and was tired of the Youngstown scene. I made the hour drive across I-80 and went to eh Sugar Shack. This was my fist visit here and…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This is a great club. ...

This is a great club. Not as good as the old Hawaii theatre, but it's the next best thing. Here is what sucks about it... 1. The staff sucks at posting roll calls. I live…

Rhino at the Windmill

London, England

This club has a very visible...

This club has a very visible entrance on a main soho street, so there is a decent chance of being seen entering or leaving. Entrance fee was £20, pretty typical for London - very friendly door…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This is by far the most...

This is by far the most popular club in the area. It is a relatively unsafe neighborhood but better than Detroit. There are cop cars hiding along the street as you drive by. Paid 10…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

My first time to the renamed...

My first time to the renamed PlayPen. The notice on the door explained the new policy and the dancers were helpful in reminding you that it was under new management. The Options have…

505 Club

Gresham, Oregon

I had fun with the ladies...

I had fun with the ladies that night, they are friendly and hot for older girls. Some are average looking girls but just tip one dollar and you will be fine. The place itself is…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

After a date with a nice...

After a date with a nice lady (read: no sex), I decided to stop at Christie's on Baseline at the 10 Fwy. It's a nice looking club from the outside, free parking available in…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

I've been to KH8 a few...

I've been to KH8 a few times before, and even wrote a couple of reviews. I found out this time when NOT to come to this club: Saturday night after 11pm!! I…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

This was a surprise. I was...

This was a surprise. I was visiting Indy and decided to check out dancers instead of my usual favorite, BBF. Damn! The girls in this place were smoking hot. I'd been to sapphire in Vegas…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by for a late lunch...

Stopped by for a late lunch one afternoon and to check the place out after seeing a few reviews. It wasnt very crowded, some 10 customers and as many dancers. Dancers varied in…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Visited LivingRoom this Friday evening. Living...

Visited LivingRoom this Friday evening. Living Room is in kind of safe neighborhood of Dayton. There were 8-10 dancers in evening (8:00 PM -10:00 PM) and I didn't stay till late in night. I met…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

All I can say is WOW!...

All I can say is WOW! I cant believe VIVID entertainment and TERA PATRICK would associate themselves with this place. I would expect way better. Me and my husband went there 08/30/2014 and will definitely…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Showed up about 11pm on a...

Showed up about 11pm on a Saturday night. Place was pretty packed with both men and dancers, but even so a great ratio of almost 1:1. Without a doubt an awesome variety of women from any…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Came for couples night on Saturday....

Came for couples night on Saturday. Happy hour is very cheap ends at 9pm. The club got very packed around 12am and after. Very upbeat atmosphere with a lot of crowd engagement. Surprisingly lots of…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Went in to potters 8 or...

Went in to potters 8 or so . Had not been there for years but thought I would give it a shot. Right downtown parked in back either a 2 dollar or 5 dollar cover.…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slipped in here after that crowded...

Slipped in here after that crowded Made In America concert. Girls who wouldn't get hired anywhere else, in a a place where many wouldn't venture to. Girls seem pleasant, I figure…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

We went to Ebony Inn yesterday...

We went to Ebony Inn yesterday August 30th. Got there close to 5. Not a lot of customers were there. It's labor day weekend so that's understandable. Some Saturday it can be crowded. You can…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Wednesday during the afternoon and it was kind of typical. I've gone here several times and this was one hell of an experience but not as I imagined.…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

needed to get out of the...

needed to get out of the house and what better place to go than a place with makes chicas. I came by this club about 930 on a Thursday. It was relatively packed with dancers…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki...

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki will please you. And Baily too. Hot Bodies is a nude BYOB club off 290 Hwy in an industrial area. Parking is safe. It's free until 7 PM after that…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

There are probably a few good...

There are probably a few good reasons to visit Camelot on a trip into DC, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. If you're planning a bachelor party, save you…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

This was an old stomping ground...

This was an old stomping ground of mine back in the early 1990's, I can tell you one thing, nothing has changed ! Even some of the dancers that worked there back then were still…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This was only my 3rd visit...

This was only my 3rd visit to this club. Arrived around 8:30pm and all the available parking spaces had orange cones so I had to valet my car for $5. On entering, I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first Sunday daytime...

This was my first Sunday daytime visit to Follies, as the other 5 or so times I have gone on Saturday daytime. This time the quality of dancers and the experience did not seem to…

Double D Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Visited the double d saloon twice...

Visited the double d saloon twice now, recently moved to okc and went here to entertain myself on a Sunday night. The club looks a lot bigger than it really is. There's a few dirty…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

So based on other reviews stating...

So based on other reviews stating that much needed improvements had been made to the interior I took a trip to Extasy one Saturday evening to check things out. I got there earlier than I…

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Best Mileage in COI

From one of my previous threads i understand that Satin may be the only COI SC that offers booze and dances. However, which club offers the the highest mileage? Doesn't even necessarily have to be in COI proper, anything within…

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Raid at Teazers in Wellford S.C.

So i just read about a raid at this cllub. i've been a few times and was going to head out there on Labor day but i guess not now. I'm not surprised that they got busted, the surprise…

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An unexpected surprise....

From a recent Minnesota club review: "Like any trip, there has to be a moment that is so memorable, it always sticks with you. While we were tipping at the stage, one of my buddies looked up, and realized the girl…

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Going to a strip club alone

I'm 30, been married for a few years. I haven't been to a strip club in quite a while and I've got the urge to go to one. None of my friends want to go so I'm thinking about going…

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If the Ebola virus starts infecting people by the thousands in the US, will you

just wondering at what point people decide to stay home. If it became widespread, I might consider staying home and staying away from large crowds as much as possible. I read the virus may have killed as many as 20,000…

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Is Detroit in danger of becoming just another city w/ avg SCs ?

From the recent chatter on the board; seems they are coming down on the D clubs – hopefully the suburbs will escape. From a recent review of Club Venus in Detroit: “… Visitors beware. Venus has become the new Detroit Police hang…

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Where to stay in LA?

coming to town for one day only. wheres the best area to stay so i'm not spending an arm and a leg on cab fare. right now i'm booked into a hotel in west hollywood, but can change to the airport…

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Love is To Big

Love is to big for just one god Love is to big for just one religion Love is to big for just one race Love is to big for hate Love is to big for ignorance Love is to big for abuse Love is to big…

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Golden Time

Less than two weeks now to my visit to Golden Time and Funpalast in Vienna. Only wished some of you guys could join me. It's going to be a blast. www.goldentime.at/en/ and www.fun-palast.at/en/

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Death comes to us quickly

So in light of this lets work, club, eat and drink and enjoy the lot in life we were given

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Pop culture...Them Poems by Mason Williams

Them Banjo Pickers Them Banjo Pickers, mighty funny ways, Same damn song, three or four days Them Banjo Pickers, all they know, Cumberland Gap, and Do-Si-Do, Them Banjo Pickers, talkin' 'bout strings, Banjo pegs, other such things! Them Banjo Pickers, poker-faced mugs, Never do smile, just play scruggs! Them…

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microwaved burritos on a high

Ive noticed some sexy traits in white bitches that idue to interracial breading and i love dem Larger ass High cheek bones Slanted eyes Thick bottom lips Thick thighs Small top

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North Carolina 2AMer.

ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. — Investigators say they have charged two men in a shooting death outside of a strip club in Rocky Mount. Police told the Rocky Mount Telegram (http://bit.ly/1sRu6lH ) that 27-year-old Michael Perry and 31-year-old Billy Ray Coppage Jr.…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Been coming to rhinos since at...

Been coming to rhinos since at least 2009 and my last trip was on a thursday night, which turned out to be the worse night I've ever had at this club. First thing I noticed when…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Cruised through while on a roadtrip....

Cruised through while on a roadtrip. Not far off the freeway, and pretty easy to find with ample parking. I arrived at 10pm and paid a 20 dollar cover whichh included a drink coupon. non-alcoholic…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to the Nitro club on a Saturday night. It's a small place but has a nice feel inside -- not too pushy. We sat at the bar for…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon......

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon... used to frequent this place, not much has changed except the talent caliber. Waitress was slow, VIP room still could use a good cleaning (but it'll do for a…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back for my "once every...

Went back for my "once every 3 month" visit. In the past Oasis has been very hit or miss for me. This last visit was a hit. Sometimes I lilekly sabatoge potential…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Went to the club with a...

Went to the club with a few friends on a Saturday afternoon while in town. Outside is nothing special and may be somewhat sketchy at night. Inside club was decent but no where close to…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I was in Houston on a...

I was in Houston on a business trip. Whenever in Houston I mostly go to St James. Being out of city limits this girls in the club do not wear pasties. Entry was still…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

The club interior is extremely nice,...

The club interior is extremely nice, the best of all the clubs I've visited in Phoenix. The highlight is the very prominent two-story pole, and it's fun to watch the girls that can do…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted in the very reliable "Las...

Posted in the very reliable "Las Vegas Advisor" daily news of LV was this story: • August 29, 2014 12:11 Crazy Horse Too Closed: From the former owner's unexpected but candid recent letter, posted on Facebook,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went here last week. Nova...

Went here last week. Nova was working- this is the girl I always get. She does for about $100- depending on how you look. I walked in and sat down, getting my…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

Updating on this club. I would...

Updating on this club. I would have to say that I am disappointed in this club. How things change in two to a month. lol. Where have all my hot looking girls gone too. They…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Paid a visit here recently. Were...

Paid a visit here recently. Were two girls on shift not dancing. One of them who had Asian features came up to say hi. Was being flirty and offered a trip to VIP. Now, it…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

It's a slightly above average club,...

It's a slightly above average club, and definitely does the job. It's a decent size place. The place was clean and the staff/dancers very nice. And like the other Deja Vu clubs…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I have been here many times...

I have been here many times but it has been awhile since my last visit. I arrived at around 6. This is an ideal time as you have the day shift and night shift at…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

I visited this place at around...

I visited this place at around 11:00pm and I must say, it wasn't too bad. Overall the dancers were of course nice and the beer was cheap. It's pretty much a hold in the wall…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Went here on a Tuesday evening....

Went here on a Tuesday evening. It was probably a 30 minute drive from downtown Detroit. There was a mandatory valet which was quite annoying as the club has it's own parking lot.…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Save your time and money. I...

Save your time and money. I was robbed by them. They charged my card for almost a thousand dollara, and theN claimed to never run it. The strippers also stole some personal items from us.…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Visitors beware. Venus has become the...

Visitors beware. Venus has become the new Detroit Police hang out spot. From what I have heard, busts have slowed down during this past month, but July was a whole different story. So if you…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I stopped in to see if...

I stopped in to see if there was any new talent. There were two I did not recognize, one cute and the other okay. Overall, it looked like it was third string night except for…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

First off, this is the best...

First off, this is the best strip club in Austin bar none. Weekdays are best if you want more attention. I have seen several girls here in the past and VIP is worth…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Daily beer specials (Heineken for 50...

Daily beer specials (Heineken for 50 Cents) after paying $10 cover, you should have some tip rail cash and lap dance cash available. No charge for parking. I was greeted by hostess and went…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

This place is so gross. The...

This place is so gross. The table and chairs set-up reminded me of a Mexican taco shop. They have no where for private lap dances, unless you buy a VIP band. Their idea of VIP…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

So I had a Wed afternoon...

So I had a Wed afternoon off the other week, decided to try Flashdancers in Midtown. Had read some good reviews, even though I'm not typically a Manhattan kind of guy. No cover in the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I visited sparky's on Friday August...

I visited sparky's on Friday August 29, 2014. I have been going to this club for quite a few years. The manager has dropped the fun level by restricting the type of music played. Let…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

My third review of Ricks and...

My third review of Ricks and my point of view is restricted to the afternoon shifts. First a compliment to management who always does a good job. They get you seated…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went on an Thursday afternoon between...

Went on an Thursday afternoon between 1:30 and 2:30. $10 to get in and a mandatory $5 soda. Place was fairly empty with 5, maybe 6 dancers and about the same number of…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

So, this is my favorite LV...

So, this is my favorite LV club. I have been here several times at night and always stop by when I am in LV. This time, I wanted to check out the action…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

There is really only one reason...

There is really only one reason to visit Centerfolds anymore. The club itself is small and has a funky floor plan as it now enters its 23rd year of the promised remodel. I for one…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

It has been over a year...

It has been over a year since I have had the opportunity to visit Sundowners. I have been going to this club off and on for over 10 years and as always this visit…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

As you enter you are brought...

As you enter you are brought right into the action. One big Square bar, with lap dance pools in the middle. The girls are not topless but the quality of them is quite amazing. You might find it…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I ducked in here on a...

I ducked in here on a Friday afternoon to get out of the abysmal holiday traffic on I5. This was my first visit so I didn't know what to expect. The club is dark…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Decided to check out the coliseum...

Decided to check out the coliseum a couple of Saturdays ago. I got there around 9 and left my car with the valet and paid the 10$ cover. Usually I get a booth but I…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

This review will be the first...

This review will be the first of a 2 part series I will call “The Orlando Tour.” I was in Orlando, Florida on May 17, 2014 (Saturday). I arrived that afternoon, around 4:00 PM…

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Dukey meets Steveo

Dukey has moved on from clogging toylets at McD http://youtu.be/AVrAsiFUf9w

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po one up

Er day er day im po one up

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Alternatives for TUSCL this weekend.

Looks like the idiot nigger plans to saturate the board with his "look at me" bull shit, this weekend. So I suggest you make alternate plans. I know I will.

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heroin

Some times i use Fuck you jackie

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the dookie box challenge

I challenge shadow, clubber and rickyboy to the dookie box challenge Either donation to tuscl $200 or dump a bucket of shit over your.face and donation $5 eacb Just tryi.g to help founder get rich God bless tuscl

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baby you cum alot

I dont understand this term " cum a lot " is it slang ? Is a lot like a bushel ? A bunch ? Cum ? Is this a combination of slaying im good at the sex ? I looked…

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More from Floriduh

"stripper hangs up on cop working to find missing daughter" Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-stripper-hangs-working-find-missing-daughter-article-1.1920471#ixzz3Bofxz3xw

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Tomorrow in international bacon day.

International Bacon Day or Bacon Day is an unofficial observance held on the Saturday before Labor Day in the United States. (Labor Day is traditionally the first Monday of September). Bacon day celebrations typically include social gatherings during which participants…

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Afternoon funnies

A blonde and a brunette are watching a movie in a theatre. Blonde: This guy next to me won't stop masterbating. Brunette: Well, tell him to stop. Blonde: I can't. Brunette: Why not? Just tell him. Blonde: But he is using my hand though!

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How do you choose the perfect stripper for a lapdance?

Obviously there is no full proof answer, but has anyone developed an algorithm, a system, a code, or a set of guidelines to know what strippers with give the best lapdances?

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Fingerbang!!!

South Park- Fingerbang: http://youtu.be/uLS_HARAYZQ If a dancer puts your finger in her veejay herself...are you finger banging her or is she finger banging herself?

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Morning Fun

What do you call a 300 pound stripper? Broke.

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Philly/South Jersey

Heading to Philly/South Jersey in a couple of weeks - any recommendations for high mileage clubs?

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Megan Edition

All right, all right, my clubbing familia. It's time once again for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today we will be playing the Megan Edition. Our three lovely contestants are- 1. Megan Fox 2. Meagan Good 3. Megyn…

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OT:Twilight Zone

I don't know about y'all, but I love the Twilight Zone. I grew up watching reruns and soaked them up. The New Years Day Twilight Zone marathons where life savers for my sisters and myself whenever we spent…

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Thut Nigga, Thug Niggga, Thug Nigga.

Am I alone in hating these type of women that have taken over strip clubs?

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txtittyfag

Anybody seen or heard from him in a while??? hasn't posted since January, makes me wonder...he was a good contributor

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Not Getting Into Trouble

So, I don't travel for work and have always gone to clubs only in my local area. For a long time, I lived in Phoenix and so went to the Phoenix clubs. I'm now back near Columbus and so will…

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Detroit raids

I was in a Detroit club recently for the first time and a swarm of masked LE appeared. I know that one they take all the girls in the back they check for things like proper licenses and stuff like…

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Biggest selection of HOT dancers between Winston-Salem and Raleigh NC

I'm meeting family for vacation near Ft. Macon, NC, coming from Pittsburgh. Instead of driving straight through for 11 or so hours in a single day I figured I'd break it up into a 2 day drive. I'm…

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Is this TUSCL or The Lonely Hearts Club?

Is anyone here NOT in love with a stripper? 😍❤💗💖💘💕😍 Sheesh!

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kat and mouse game

Lights dim and music blazing. Damn i feel the atmosphere. My new bitch already spinning onthe pole. In my mind i already am playing forward howim gong to please her. Its crazy but im good at this…

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giving of sexual energy

A skill i do well is projecting my sexual energy on to dancers in the vjp or stage tipping...ive noticed it turns them on and i csn smell their heat

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Zombie Judo Juice Screw

The more i club the more i learn exactly what mu sexual indulgences are...im fascinated to notice how much of a face and blow job bro....I'd rather fuck a sexy face then body....gem me dem brainzzzz Zombie Judo Juice screw

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I have a crush on you

I've been thinking about this question for a week or so, and then I saw Rockstar say somewhere he has a crush on his ATF, and I saw Clubber's celebrity crush thread, so I decided to post this. I've had a…

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Gaterfan ok ?

Say something bruh...i miss your zingers

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remembering the day i turned pro

I was visitng my home clean club this night i walks in and usual get my drinks then tip...set down in my dark corner up against the wall and as i watched the first stage rotation i remember beimg frustrated…

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Most Leaniant States for Strip Club regs/restrictions

Anyone have an opinion on which states that you can get away with the most at strip clubs? Of coarse, other than Nevada

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South Florida??

Headed to ft lauderdale mid week. Looking for a a SC w lots of mileage and extras. Research is pointing me towards diamond dolls. If anyone can reccomend a dancer that you beleive will OTC or a…

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big titty bare back sloppy blow jobs cum on tits and her lick them off

Yes or no ?

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No cabaret liscense Metro Detroit area

So I really want to become a dancer but I don't have a liscense and I think it's 300 bucks to get one. I don't have that type of cash right now and I was wondering if there were clubs…

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Your first celebrity crush.

Might have been covered before, but if so, I don't recall (old brain). Anyway, which celebrity (actually anyone well know, I guess) that you had a crush on? For me, Yvette Mimieux. She was in the original "Time Machine" movie as Weena.…

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Sorting Out SS - My Current Personal Soap Opera

When I first met my ATF 3 years ago I fell hard for her, like any PL. I wanted to get to an OTC relationship ASAP, but as it turned out she didn't do OTC with anyone, me included. She's…

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Orgasms and obligations

Do you feel an obligation or a desire to make the dancer you're with in private have one or multiple orgasms? I feel zero obligation, but one thing I do note is that two way action in private makes the…

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Should I Live With Her?

For those who live with their CFs or ATFs, I have a question for you. A little bit background, I met an awesome looking dancer early this year and we got it going really fast. She's my CF now. Lately, she's having…

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Best strip clubs in Chicago area for extras?

Hello. I'm looking for the best strip clubs anywhere in Chicago or nearby suburbs where the girls offer extras. It would be even better if it was extras with value ($). Please list some clubs and add the prices if…

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to george micro dong

I have a question....i lately have become jealous over your life situation with having a wonder wife that allows you to chase young girls at the club and the beautiful thang is she knows and is still loving you as…

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TunaWee

When jackie saw the thread on the shewee she told me that tuna uses one because his wewe is so small he will wet his pants without it

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Be careful what you wish for. :)

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a…

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living closer to strip clubs

Ive lived close to know 2 clubs and both times ive noticed shipping in the nearby stores i will bump into more and more strippers..have you noticed this ?

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fake orgasms

There are four different types of female orgasms. 1. The positive where she is saying "oh yes, oh yes" 2. The negative where she is saying" oh no, oh no" 3. The religious where she is saying "oh god, oh god" 4. Then…

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SheWees

Yesterday the adolescent juveniles on local sports talk radio were all a-giggle about these items. I had to go to Google to see what they looked like and how they are used. When my laughter subsided I read more about these…

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how cum ?

No matter how many beautiful bitches ive fucked still in the begging of a seduction i find myself out of breath and nervous over their sexuality...im fuckin pro ! Wtf ? Fuck you jackie

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Social Media

Juice and da crew have been polishing up videos to post ....links comming soo.....subscribe if you love dem....i be rapping, comedy skits, club reviews, interviews with stripers and me getting lapdances....also how to videos on otc...

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TUSCL dishonorably mentioned in a SW thread

I rarely if ever have noticed the SW ladies mention TUSCL – sometimes they'll mention it in a general way like “customer sites”; etc – but was mentioned directly in this thread and we didn't get much love: One funny quote…

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Offtopic NASA invents EM drive, could enable travel to a nearby star system in o

I said I would post a link in another thread. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-07/31/nasa-validates-impossible-space-drive Apparently this will dramatically cut down the cost of space travel. I guess it means they won't need to haul tons of fuel into space either. Astronaus could travel…

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Over tipping

I've been seeing this dancer for the last 6 months and we get along great.(sometimes text each other)( two vips but mostly regular ld room) Last time I saw her she said she's been having seizures for a…

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Thoughts on a change...

I am thinking of removing the few massage parlors, male strip clubs, and swing clubs from our site. Any thoughts?

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Clint Eastwood at 83

"Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. "

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Just when I thought I'd heard of everything

From a recent review of Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, FL “… Around the time of the buffett a dancer had a miscarriage in the dressing room. Ambulances were called and she was taken away. The club didn't miss a beat.…

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blue balls

http://juicystrippertalk.freeforums.net/index.cgi

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what if rickyboy finished high school ?

What would his whiskyboy system be like ?

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just being bi curiously wondering

Ever had sex with a stripper in the MacDonald s tolit while clogging up the toliets ? I paid a stripper once to shit on top of my shit... I cummed so hard...i was ham on that

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Local strip club websites

How many of you are active on strip club websites like tuscl that focus on a limited geographic area? Are they worthwhile? The only ones I'm familiar with are Z Bone and two sheds. Are there others?

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Agents

It seems a lot of Detroit area dancers have agents. Especially ones that work at the high end clubs. I don't know if I have a specific question - but this is a topic I don't think has…

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Am I doing this right?

Gentlemen, After 1 year in the hobby and thousands of dollars spent on dances, i have come to the conclusion that I am not doing this right. I have halted getting dances until I figure something out. First of all, it's difficult for…

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John Hickenlooper is a faggot pussy

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/25/hickenlooper-reverses-course-on-colorado-death-pen/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Front-TheWashingtonTimesAmericasNewspaper+(Front+Page+-+The+Washington+Times)

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the thangs they say to us during a vip dance

I normally dont get erections during a dance unless kissing starts or she starts stick shifting on my raw....but last dance i got i got a erections because she was kissing my lips softly and romantically...once it popped up and…

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Topless Dances on the Main Floor

Ranukam's recent reviews of three Las Vegas clubs reminded me of this. Only in Las Vegas have I experienced clubs that allow this. Any other clubs I've ever been to usually don't even allow dances at a customer's seat;…

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Just wondering...

When JohnSmith69 posted about the new school year and women, it got me thinking. I have a job where I get to see lovely ladies all the time as either employees where I am or customers there. To me, that…

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2 thangz err stripper needs in the mornings for breakfast

Bowl of Apple Jackie's and a tall glass of Juice Dank bout dis shytz mane ?

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Fast Food and Fast Girl's

Have you ever seen a dancer out at a fast food joint ? Ever took one out their for a meal ? When i first started hanging around strippers i was shocked of the amounts of fast food and drugs fhey did....ive…

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A big Thank you to All Asheville NC, Johnson city TN, and Greenville SC Stripper

Thank you girls for being so sweet, kind and sinsual to juice before he was juice and while he bacame Da"Juice mane.... you girls are the ones for raising me up and making me the man and lover i am…

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The start of a new school year

I just finished moving my kids to college. The following are my observations from the move that I thought others on this site might find interesting. 1. Damn, there is an incredibly hot group of new potential dancers…

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Do soldiers (Female) make good strippers?

I know 2 strippers that both served 5 years in the U.S. Army. The first one joined the army and then started stripping on her off duty time while stationed at Ft. Lewis. She married an NCO. When her enlistment…

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wearing condoms over your head before vip

Ive noticed a high rate of returns on wearing a condom over my head before vip

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Salisbury Steak Sweaters

Laying in bed alone, dark room, chest pains tight, left arm numb...i ask myself am i stroking out... vision blurry, palms sweety and i really need to take a shit. You ask what does that title mean ? Look its…

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OT: The wrong side is winning

I'm sure ibbi-wacki-cini loves this, but the rest of is in Middle America are shaking our collective heads http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/vermont-diner-takes-bacon-sign-offends-muslim-residents-article-1.1915158

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Difference between a day shift and night shift dancer

I never go to SCs before 10pm. On one visit around 12am, I was chatting with a mid 30s white dancer and during the conversation at one point she tells me she usually works day shifts and she's been there…

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wearing condom before dance

does anyone else here put on a condom before the lap dance? i'm uncircumcised and sometimes the dance can be quite painful if it is vigorous. on the other hand if i have a condom on I can…