So I'm up in the VIP lounge at Treasures in Vegas having a hot & heavy lapdance with Brooke aka Scarlett, when the DJ calls the next dancer. Brooke and I immediately bust out laughing... Did he really just say that?
I'm not sure of the spelling, but at least twice the DJ calls out, "Nauja to the stage, Nauja to the stage!" Say it out loud.... Nauja... Nauja... Nausea? Yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like! She must new to the game!
Nauja's probably her real name. The worst real name (I can think of no other justification for using it) that I encountered is Roseanne. It still makes me think of the old TV show Roseanne. I actually met a stripper who had that as her real name, but she had the good sense to go by something else. A special mention of worst name used by a stripper should go to the one I met once named Aurely, but she was a Latina with a limited understanding of English. It sounded like "Oh really?" when the DJ announced her name.
It could've been that the DJ was a WASP who didn't have any practice with inner-city, thuggish ruggish nicknames.
Some girls pick names without much thought.
The DJ announced a new girl Attica. She probably just thought it sounded unique. But I all can think when I see her....
Attica! Attica! Attica!
I've NEVER met a dancer who uses her real name.
Lol motorhead. She ought to optimize that name by walking around with handcuffs.
All time silliest stripper name I have ever heard.....Peanut Butter
Woohooo