This review will be the first...

This review will be the first of a 2 part series I will call “The Orlando Tour.” I was in Orlando, Florida on May 17, 2014 (Saturday). I arrived that afternoon, around 4:00 PM (EST). My cousin, along with his friends, picked me up and we immediately hit Flash Dancers. I was excited! I heard the club had a name change (formerly Temptations) and it’s been my experience for strip clubs with name changes to be upscale. That was NOT to be the case this time.

We arrived at Flash Dancers about 4:30 PM (EST). There was no security check at the door, or cover charge. I had mixed emotions about that. I appreciated not having to pay a cover. However, not being checked for weapons made me feel a bit uneasy about the possibility of something going down and me being unarmed. In fact, there was no bouncer on duty, which became blatantly obvious, upon my exiting. I did, however, begin to feel reasonably safe while there.

The club is nothing special (no VIP), a bit on the small side. There were about 10-12 bikini dressed girls (no nudity) working and things seemed a bit slow. There wasn’t anything exceptional about the girls either. They seemed quite lethargic about being there, not hungry for their hustle at all. I will say, though, none of them were unattractive. I did, however, like the bartender! She was on her job, greeting me with a smile and prompt service. I liked that and was glad to tip her generously! The Heinekens I ordered were reasonably priced ($5). I also bought drinks for my cousin and his friends. The bar was the best thing about the place - oh, yea, and the bathroom (unisex). It was very clean and spacious, with a locking door. When I came out of the bathroom, I decided to tip the girl I saw dancing on stage. That’s when things began to go interestingly southward.