wearing condom before dance
does anyone else here put on a condom before the lap dance? i'm uncircumcised and sometimes the dance can be quite painful if it is vigorous. on the other hand if i have a condom on I can pop 100%. also no mess.
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The logistics are difficult, getting it on, keeping hard while it's on or it falls off, keeping hard after you blow and it falls off and the jizz gets all over anyway, dealing with the used condom afterwards, etc. It's just a huge pain in the ass. Personally, I just let it blow and don't worry about it. Yeah, a few dancers might do the dodge, but thankfully in my experience a majority are trying to make you blow in the first place.
I really don't give a shit if someone sees a stain on my shorts, especially other customers. Who gives a fuck what some dude thinks?
And condoms suck in terms of tactile sensation, as we all know. I hate condoms. So yeah, I've tried them, including novel methods for trying to strap them on so they don't slide off when you get a softy, but it's just not worth it.
Let 'er rip.
Nothing personal, but we know that stereotype is true, right?
If its a pain issue, I'd suggest wearing some very soft and slippery shorts. Never had a pain issue, except when getting an HJ from an unskilled laborer who rubs it raw. OUCH !!!!
And it worked a heck of a lot better!
Previous visits my penis would inevitably become free of my undershorts and get rubbed sore on my khaki slacks. And now, problem solved. (even though in the bathroom I could only get half erect, even though she was a Hispanic lady in her mid-thirties just my type. I decided, fuck it, I'll put it on anyway, and in zen-like fashion it kind of worked out)
Aye, there's the rub... :)
Don't wear undershorts. Don't wear khaki slacks. Go commando, and wear very soft pajama shorts or pants, or some very soft and slippery basketball shorts.
Yeah, condoms can work if the stars align. But IMO, the vast majority of the time it's more trouble than it's worth.
That became my standard practice, except that I never asked. If it's a mileage club, then no big deal, just pull out the rubber, slide it on, and off to the races.
Wait...is it still a LDK if you jizz in a rubber in your pants? Or do you have to let the jizz ooze around in your trousers?
me: Yes, it is amazing and no, I'm not worried
SlickSpic: +1
I either wear thin soft black sweatpants or some soft smooth athletic shorts – a smooth fabric, as silk-like as possible; often helps.
Also – don’t be afraid to ask the dancer to dance more slowly and sensually (at least slower) – many dancers don’t have a f’ing clue what they are doing and some just don’t care – but you are the paying customer and should get the kind of dance you like.
Also – I sometimes reach inside and adjust the torpedo – feel free to do that although some dancers may freak seeing you reach into your manhood b/c they think you are going to take it out – but just explain to them that you just needed to adjust it b/c you were feeling uncomfortable.
Also – you may want to put the torpedo in a position that is more comfortable for grinding and perhaps less prone to having the foreskin pulled back – e.g. you can push the torpedo down to a horizontal position and let her basically be on the top part/shaft of the penis rather than on the sensitive head.