Be careful what you wish for. :)

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' We went back to her place.

We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'




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  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    LOL – you really had me going there :)
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Me too!
  • BigTuna1
    10 years ago
    Lol....the true king

    But i still be da kang
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    10 years ago
    Me three! (You assumed that you met the *mother* in the bar. You know what happens when you *assume* if you didn't before.
  • BigTuna1
    10 years ago
    Lol fucker
  • BigTuna1
    10 years ago
    So....did you fuck"em ?
  • alexrain
    10 years ago
    Rescue Me rip-off thread
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Funny stuff.
  • BigTuna1
    10 years ago
    Yes its funny mo"head but mm not/ as funny as this

    After years of asking I finally got my wife to let me cum over her face.

    It was one of the perks of her open casket funeral
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    So what did the mother look like?
  • BigTuna1
    10 years ago
    I would break that mums hip then finished off on the daughters bag of doughnut s
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    Bwahahaha that was a good one
  • mjx01
    10 years ago
    Ms. September was far more interesting ;)
  • SuperDude
    10 years ago
    Send out video. Go viral.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Funny stuff. Classic
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Am I only one here who would've gone through the ordeal to the erotic end?
  • jerikson40
    10 years ago
    I was waiting for the end of the story...no disrespect, but shadow is in his 70s right? Which makes the 60 year old daughter ripe for the picking huh?
  • skibum609
    10 years ago
    How was the threesome?
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