I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' We went back to her place.
We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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LOL – you really had me going there :)
Me too!
Lol....the true king
But i still be da kang
Me three! (You assumed that you met the mother in the bar. You know what happens when you assume if you didn't before.
Lol fucker
So....did you fuck"em ?
Rescue Me rip-off thread
Funny stuff.
Yes its funny mo"head but mm not/ as funny as this
After years of asking I finally got my wife to let me cum over her face.
It was one of the perks of her open casket funeral
Lol
So what did the mother look like?
I would break that mums hip then finished off on the daughters bag of doughnut s
Bwahahaha that was a good one
Ms. September was far more interesting ;)
Send out video. Go viral.
Funny stuff. Classic
Am I only one here who would've gone through the ordeal to the erotic end?
I was waiting for the end of the story...no disrespect, but shadow is in his 70s right? Which makes the 60 year old daughter ripe for the picking huh?
How was the threesome?
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