2 thangz err stripper needs in the mornings for breakfast

A big chocolate covered banana

And bacon....lots of bacon

In my case, a burrito grande usually fills em up

A couple of spoonfuls of vanilla yogurt would be fine

Dey b begn fo my juice !

Lol

Did someone say bacon?

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

Fucki. Funnies mane

lol motor, that reminds me of my favorite....

A ham sandwich walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food here."
The mushroom says, " Why not, I'm a fungi (fun guy)."

Ooooooo snap !

They drink pg tips black tea wit milk & sugar , then golden grams and vanilla yogurt

Lol

When breakfast is ready, do you call them or nudge them?

Usually they need time between throwing up and eating... Usually it's brunch time by then, so a Mimosa or Bloody Mary with a Denver Omelet usually does the trick.

Joe i rub shyt on their face and piss on their pillow when breakfast is ready...bitch needs to get up before 12 unless she plains on fucking me for a nother day once i pay the room again

Y'all cats are some funny dudes.

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