2 thangz err stripper needs in the mornings for breakfast

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• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  A big chocolate covered banana
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  And bacon....lots of bacon
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  In my case, a burrito grande usually fills em up
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  A couple of spoonfuls of vanilla yogurt would be fine
• juiicebox69

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  10 years ago

  Dey b begn fo my juice !
• BigTuna1

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Did someone say bacon?
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
• BigTuna1

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  10 years ago

  Fucki. Funnies mane
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  lol motor, that reminds me of my favorite.... A ham sandwich walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
• sandyman

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  10 years ago

  A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food here." The mushroom says, " Why not, I'm a fungi (fun guy)."
• BigTuna1

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  10 years ago

  Ooooooo snap !
• Lookin_for_wet

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  10 years ago

  They drink pg tips black tea wit milk & sugar , then golden grams and vanilla yogurt
• BigTuna1

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  When breakfast is ready, do you call them or nudge them?
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  Usually they need time between throwing up and eating... Usually it's brunch time by then, so a Mimosa or Bloody Mary with a Denver Omelet usually does the trick.
• BigTuna1

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  10 years ago

  Joe i rub shyt on their face and piss on their pillow when breakfast is ready...bitch needs to get up before 12 unless she plains on fucking me for a nother day once i pay the room again
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Y'all cats are some funny dudes.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

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