11 years ago

baby you cum alot

I dont understand this term " cum a lot " is it slang ? Is a lot like a bushel ? A bunch ? Cum ? Is this a combination of slaying im good at the sex ? I looked on the glossery but to no avail....help im lonly and desperate and bitches tell me this a lot after a vip service

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Duke69

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11 years ago

I don't understand

motorhead

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11 years ago

Historians offer refer to the presidency of JFK as the Camelot Era. On the other hand, the presidency of Bill Clinton is referred to as the Cumalot Era.

Duke69

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11 years ago

Thanks for thst professor

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

It means you made a huge mess

rickdugan

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11 years ago

Let me guess, she told you that you cum a lot right after...

You said, "Yeah baby, of course I'm clean" in an indignant voice, as if anyone could ever imagine otherwise.

And then she said, "Ok, but don't cum inside of me!"

And you said, "Of course not baby", followed by a sharp gasp and weird, baby-like mewling sounds.

And she yelled, "Hey, you said you wouldn't cum inside me.!"

To which you said, "Sorry baby, it was an accident", though the shit-eating grin on your face said otherwise.

To which she resignedly replied, after reaching down to check her vagina "Wow, ....."

Duke69

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11 years ago

Lol.....ricky wins !

gawker

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11 years ago

How are elephants and ice cream the same?

They both come in quarts.

Duke69

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11 years ago

Lol...im the size of a baby elephant lol

mikeya02

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11 years ago

Wasn't Cumalot a knight of the round table?

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

^^^ makes sense

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