microwaved burritos on a high

Them Lunch Toters
How about them Lunch Toters, Ain't they a bunch?
Goin off to work, a totin' they lunch.
Totin' them vittles, Totin' that chow,
Eatin' it later, totin' it now!
Look at them Lunch Toters, Ain't they funny?
Some use a paper sack, Some use a gunny.
Them food frugal Lunch Toters, Ain't they wise?
Totin' they lunch, made by they wives.
How to be a Lunch Toters? If I may emote it;
Gitchy wife to fix it, go to work and tote it!

Lol fucker tote boy

Them Hors D'oeuvres
How about Hors D'oeuvres, Ain't they sweet?
Little piece of cheese, Little piece of meat!

Them Stamp Lickers
How about them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they champs?
Drool, slurp slobber, lickin' them stamps.
Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue,
Lickin' that paper, eatin' that glue!
Look at them Stamp Lickers, Ain't they gung-ho!
Lickin' them thrift stamps with they tongue -y-o.
Them lolly guggle Stamp Lickers, Ain't they a rage!
Stickin' them licky stamps on that page.
How to be a Stamp Lickers? Don't need a ticket;
Get a stamp or two, juice up and lick it

Lol