What do you call a 300 pound stripper?
Broke.
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Haha. I might try her out.
What do you call it when a 300 pound stripper likes you?
A crush.
How do you make a 300 pound stripper look skinny?
Have her stand next to Juice.
Why do the outfits cost more for a 300 pound stripper
She starts out the night in stripper shoes, but by the end of her shift they're flip-flops.
What does a 300 pound stripper watch while she masturbates The food channel
^^^BAM!!!^^^
Why did jerikson40 stop taking his 300 pound ATF on OTC dates to the beach?
The last time they went greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
What does a 300 pound stripper keep in her locker that the other girls don't have?
Neck deodorant
Why is it confusing to get a lap dance from a 300 pound stripper
It's hard to decide whether to play with the front, side, or back boobs
What's the dancer name of a 300 pound stripper?
Krispy Kreme
What does a 300 pound stripper say when she backs up onstage?
Beep, beep, beep.
Ok I'm done. Got to go earn my 250K salary.
No John! You have a bright future in comedy!
Why does a 300lb fat stripper carry a bag of flour with her?
To find the wet spot....
Hahahaha
One of my neighbors drives a Corvette. Im surprised that his girlfriend can even fit in there.
What is a 300 lb. strippers favorite sexual act?
Eating
A Detroiter.
What do you call a 400 pound stripper?
Broken stage
Lmao
Bacon Buns
Stage padding
What do I call a 300 lb. stripper. Txtittyfag's mom. LMAO
-->"What do you call a 300 pound stripper?"
Papi's ATF
Papi's ATF so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 innings
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