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What do you call a 300 pound stripper?

Broke.

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SlickSpic

Haha. I might try her out.

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steve229

What do you call it when a 300 pound stripper likes you?

A crush.

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steve229

How do you make a 300 pound stripper look skinny?

Have her stand next to Juice.

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JohnSmith69

Why do the outfits cost more for a 300 pound stripper

She starts out the night in stripper shoes, but by the end of her shift they're flip-flops.

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JohnSmith69

What does a 300 pound stripper watch while she masturbates
The food channel

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SlickSpic

^^^BAM!!!^^^

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JohnSmith69

Why did jerikson40 stop taking his 300 pound ATF on OTC dates to the beach?

The last time they went greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

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JohnSmith69

What does a 300 pound stripper keep in her locker that the other girls don't have?

Neck deodorant

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JohnSmith69

Why is it confusing to get a lap dance from a 300 pound stripper

It's hard to decide whether to play with the front, side, or back boobs

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JohnSmith69

What's the dancer name of a 300 pound stripper?

Krispy Kreme

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JohnSmith69

What does a 300 pound stripper say when she backs up onstage?

Beep, beep, beep.

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JohnSmith69

Ok I'm done. Got to go earn my 250K salary.

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ATACdawg

No John! You have a bright future in comedy!

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shadowcat

Why does a 300lb fat stripper carry a bag of flour with her?

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crsm27

To find the wet spot....

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crazyjoe

Hahahaha

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crazyjoe

One of my neighbors drives a Corvette. Im surprised that his girlfriend can even fit in there.

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Clubber

What is a 300 lb. strippers favorite sexual act?

Eating

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SuperDude

A Detroiter.

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crazyjoe

What do you call a 400 pound stripper?

Broken stage

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motorhead

Lmao

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mikeya02

Bacon Buns

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gatorfan

Stage padding

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vincemichaels

What do I call a 300 lb. stripper. Txtittyfag's mom. LMAO

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Subraman

-->"What do you call a 300 pound stripper?"

Papi's ATF

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Subraman

Papi's ATF so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 innings

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