Morning Fun

26 comments

• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Haha. I might try her out.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  What do you call it when a 300 pound stripper likes you?
  
  A crush.
  
  
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  How do you make a 300 pound stripper look skinny?
  
  Have her stand next to Juice.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Why do the outfits cost more for a 300 pound stripper
  
  She starts out the night in stripper shoes, but by the end of her shift they're flip-flops.
  
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  What does a 300 pound stripper watch while she masturbates
  The food channel
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  ^^^BAM!!!^^^
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Why did jerikson40 stop taking his 300 pound ATF on OTC dates to the beach?
  
  The last time they went greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
  
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  What does a 300 pound stripper keep in her locker that the other girls don't have?
  
  Neck deodorant
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Why is it confusing to get a lap dance from a 300 pound stripper
  
  It's hard to decide whether to play with the front, side, or back boobs
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  What's the dancer name of a 300 pound stripper?
  
  Krispy Kreme
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  What does a 300 pound stripper say when she backs up onstage?
  
  Beep, beep, beep.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Ok I'm done. Got to go earn my 250K salary.
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  No John! You have a bright future in comedy!
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Why does a 300lb fat stripper carry a bag of flour with her?
• crsm27

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  10 years ago

  To find the wet spot....
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Hahahaha
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  One of my neighbors drives a Corvette. Im surprised that his girlfriend can even fit in there.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  What is a 300 lb. strippers favorite sexual act?
  
  Eating
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  A Detroiter.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  What do you call a 400 pound stripper?
  
  Broken stage
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Lmao
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  Bacon Buns
• gatorfan

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  10 years ago

  Stage padding
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  What do I call a 300 lb. stripper. Txtittyfag's mom. LMAO
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  -->"What do you call a 300 pound stripper?"
  
  Papi's ATF
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Papi's ATF so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 innings