Your camel has more teeth than your wives.
Your wives would be in elementary school except that you kill women who learn to read.
You recently had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
Your vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
You own a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
Your cousin is president of the United States.
You find this list offensive and plan to behead the author.
The women in your family are completely covered in black even though you live in the hottest place on the planet.
You teach that Islam is a peaceful religion, and you kill anyone who says otherwise.
Lol! Fuck those faggot jihadist fucks!