International Bacon Day or Bacon Day is an unofficial observance held on the Saturday before Labor Day in the United States. (Labor Day is traditionally the first Monday of September). Bacon day celebrations typically include social gatherings during which participants create and consume dishes containing bacon, including bacon-themed breakfasts, lunches, dinners, desserts, and drinks.
So what are your favorite ways to eat bacon?
I'll start with a BLT.
I love a bacon butty, well cooked bacon piping hot with some HP sauce. You guys probably don't know what a 'butty' is nor brown sauce. And no, butty have nothing to do with ass lol.
In honor of this day; I think I’ll tip my dancers w/ some good ole bacon – I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.
Where's that 300 lb stripper
^^^she ate it all
I'm offended. My prophet said don't eat bacon. He said this right after raping his 11 year old wife and beheading a few hundred bacon eaters.
Is HP Sauce English ketchup?
Mmmm bacon. I forgot to buy some. I have cheese dogs though. Toast goes good with bacon. Cheese dogs too if you use it for a bun like a hot dog.
This is a fun thing to with your atf. lay strips of bacon on her & eat them off of her
^^^ Bang! Bang! Bang!
Randolph Duke: Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?
Billy Ray: Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy cheap and go long. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are going batshit, they're thinking, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" 'cos they don't wanna lose all their money, right? They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.
Motorhead, you're close with that but not quite right. HP is quite close to a brown sauce fairy close to steak sauce. We still have ketchup as well
Wow...great topic
^^^ @johnsmith69 -- who is your prophet?
I thought you followed your long lost relative Joseph. To thebest of my knowledge he didn't behead anyone.
I used to follow Joseph Smith because of the whole polygamy thing. You know multiple pussies to choose from every evening. But then I saw the light with the whole 72 virgins for eternity thing. I decided giving up bacon and blowing people up was a small price to pay for 72 perpetual virgins for eternity. But I'm going to be pissed with Allah if any of my virgins have fake tits.
I get your rationale, but I've always been iffy on the desirability of 72 virgins. The prophet Mo should mix it up a bit. You know, 40 virgins, 20 strippers, 10 pornstars, and two chicks that would make Rick James say "you're a bit too slutty for me". You want some slutty chicks around to teach sluttiness to the hot virgins.
^^^ Unless they're just technical virgins. You know, slutty chicks that take it up the ass and give lots of head until they are finally deflowered in the afterlife by some douchebag in a suicide vest.
I might blow myself up for an eternity with anal lovin' hotties. The kind I can walk up to and say "Allah says give me a rimjobbie! WEEE-YAWWW!!!"
I'm going to start the day with bacon and waffles. Fuck that chicken & waffles thing.
@londonguy,
I just had a toasted bacon sarnie for my breakfast; no brown sauce (that stuff is crap).
It's 6:25 am in Arizona and I'm starting off the day with a Bloody Mary that got 3 slices of bacon in it. Fuck the celery.
My favorite way to eat bacon, cooked!
Funny thread
Bacon. Just bacon. It doesn't need anything else.
^^^ @Londonguy -- the brown sauce is classy shit. If I've learned nothing else from Red Dwarf I've learned that.
You want ketchup? -- Red Dwarf
Oops.
Enjoy!
A BLT is fine anytime. I also like a cheese, tomato, avacado, and bacon omelet.