My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to the Nitro club on a Saturday night. It's a small place but has a nice feel inside -- not too pushy. We sat at the bar for a while and then at a table, and a couple of the dancers came over and talked to us. I got an average-quality lap dance while the wife watched -- the dancer may have been holding back to not make anyone uncomfortable.

Most of the girls here are fairly attractive and natural, if you're into that -- as I am.

Asked about the VIP room and was quoted $300 for a half hour -- this may be Boulder but that seems ridiculous.