First time in a long time...

First trip out to the Birmingham clubs in almost 2 years, as they typically suck. Had a few friends in town and they were dying to go after a few drinks so we stopped by around 9 on a Thursday evening. The physical club remains unchanged, it looks time warped out of the 90's. Drinks are around 8 bucks for a well, 10 for a better liquor. Average strength, nothing to write home about.

But we aren't there for the drinks are we? 15 or so girls on shift, and sadly not many I would rate higher than a 6. All of them were either cute but more than a few pounds past prime or super thin Lolita types, nothing in the sweet spot. Best body in the house was on a AA dancer, which is not my bag, had it have been she was hunkered down in a corner with a regular for the two hours I was there.

Stage tipping is still totally pointless, there is virtually no contact at all. Private dances for 20 a song not much better. For 150 for 15minutes depending on the dancer you might get a handful of tits, but not guaranteed. I will pass again in the future.