In town for business. Had an afternnoon to kill

I was in Tampa for a two day business trip, and had to try out Mons. If you talk to anyone in the area about the strip clubs in the area, Mons is always spoken highly of. Reviews are always good as well. Stopped in around 6:30 pm. Across the street was the Odyssey and it catches your eye, where Mons does not. Mons is almost seedy looking on the outside. parking is available, but on a crowded night it might be an issue. Not impressed walking in. Small venue. No Alcohol. Not much of a seating area. The stage is in the middle of the room, kinda octagon shaped. The girl on the stage was totally nude. I would say about a 6 or 7. I was disappointed after all the hype. Taking a quick look around the easiest place to sit was stage side. Grab a seat and ordered a Red Bull. The dancer on stage completed her rotation about the time my Red bull arrived. About the time I paid the waitress, the dancer on stage arrived to take the seat next to me. A very hot, tall, lean, well curved Latino walked up on stage and she had it all, and totally nude. My attitude changed. However this chick that was a 6 or so was in my ear. Could not get rid of her. Finally she gave up and moved on without me getting rude. With a little space now, I found a gem walking by, and off to the lap dance area we went. $20.00, totally nude as this club is totally nude all the time. Dances are done along a side wall on a long bench. Other PL are sitting on the bench as well. You are looking directly into a mirror that covers the wall. Not back as you can see both sides of your dancer. I would say that this is a lap dance factory. No drinking, not much of an area to socialize in, girls grab you up and off you go to the bench, tired of that dancer, go out and another will be dragging you back to the bench. Girls were beautiful (except the one) friendly and had a no bullshit approach . Got dances from three different dancers, all were good. No extras ever mentioned. I was out of there in less than an hour. If you want to see some nice ass, get a few dances and scoot, you will like this place. If you are wanting to spend a few hours, BS with the gals, have a drink or two, probably not your place to go. Good Luck. I will try the spaceship across the street the next time I am in town.