Just call him Shorty

Damn, now there's a big dick for Douchester to suck off.

Dam

A 7'7 whiteguy will probably be too unathletic to make an impact

If he doesn't put in some muscle, his endurance is going to suck.

Those legs are very, very, short for a guy that size. No telling what'll happen.

Yes the kid definitely has some body issues. Good luck to him he will need it.