House of Babes
2595 S High St Columbus, OH 43207

They won't give you the time of day

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ianmoss
Jan 16, 2017, 1:42 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Visited House of Babes on an annual visit to Columbus. The place always gives me hope that it could be good. Went on a Friday evening around 7 pm. Easy parking in a large parking lot out back of the place. Went inside and was eyed by a bouncer sitting in a booth in the doorway but he asked for no entrance fee. It was well lit and featured a large winding bar as soon as you walked in. It has one big stage where the dancers perform. Sat down and ordered a rum and coke only 6 bucks. Looked over and saw a tall hot white dancer shaking her stuff on the stage-- she was just my type. So far so good. Unfortunately, the good news was short lived. I squinted in the dim light and saw her nice tits but was taken back by the nipples which were bandaged over. I remembered the place mandated that the girls cover their nipples and required that they keep their bikini bottoms on. Nonetheless, I walked up and stashed some cash in the dancers garter and smiled and said I'd be happy to buy her a drink. She smiled back. After her dance she walked back to the bar and sat next to an older gent. She remained next to him for the rest of my stay. I found the same thing was true for all the dancers. They sat with what looked like regulars. Not one of of the ten dancers on duty approached me. Most were a 6 at best. Not a great lineup of gals. The place was more like a social club than a strip club-- with damn near an equal number of swinging dicks to gals. They do have a private dance area, (behind a sem-private wall) but in the 90 minutes i was there-- no one availed themselves of it. Consequently, since no one approached me I have no idea how much the dances were. The dancers need to mix it up and give new customers some attention. Just a thought.

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