They won't give you the time of day
Visited House of Babes on an annual visit to Columbus. The place always gives me hope that it could be good. Went on a Friday evening around 7 pm. Easy parking in a large parking lot out back of the place. Went inside and was eyed by a bouncer sitting in a booth in the doorway but he asked for no entrance fee. It was well lit and featured a large winding bar as soon as you walked in. It has one big stage where the dancers perform. Sat down and ordered a rum and coke only 6 bucks. Looked over and saw a tall hot white dancer shaking her stuff on the stage-- she was just my type. So far so good. Unfortunately, the good news was short lived. I squinted in the dim light and saw her nice tits but was taken back by the nipples which were bandaged over. I remembered the place mandated that the girls cover their nipples and required that they keep their bikini bottoms on. Nonetheless, I walked up and stashed some cash in the dancers garter and smiled and said I'd be happy to buy her a drink. She smiled back. After her dance she walked back to the bar and sat next to an older gent. She remained next to him for the rest of my stay. I found the same thing was true for all the dancers. They sat with what looked like regulars. Not one of of the ten dancers on duty approached me. Most were a 6 at best. Not a great lineup of gals. The place was more like a social club than a strip club-- with damn near an equal number of swinging dicks to gals. They do have a private dance area, (behind a sem-private wall) but in the 90 minutes i was there-- no one availed themselves of it. Consequently, since no one approached me I have no idea how much the dances were. The dancers need to mix it up and give new customers some attention. Just a thought.
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