The Lodge

Saturdays are couples night, or at least some of them are (but I think it's all), and the presence of civilian women changes the vibe of the place in a way I, personally, consider to be negative. Others might have the opposite viewpoint. And it's not that I find their presence unnerving, that I don't want civilian women to watch me watch topless women. I couldn't care less about that.

But I like a (relatively) refined, quiet strip club crowd. Gentleman's club, right? As in no shrill "Woooh"s, or constant yammering. There are exceptions to the rule I am about to state, but for the most part, women at strip clubs are there because they are trying to convince the (apologies if I offend any readers) douchey-types who think a strip club is a cool place to take a date. So they act like they are having the time of their fucking lives.

Lady, I'm trying to relax, get drunk and look at bare breasts. Manage your volume.