First time here... probably will be my last

I once read a post on another site that listed the best strip clubs along I-95 from Boston/New York to South Florida; the Ballpark Tavern was prominently mentioned as the very best club for 'mileage' in eastern PA. With that in mind, I decided that I would check it out for myself. I crossed the Delaware from New Jersey and visited on a cold, gray Thursday in mid-December. It was around 4 or 5 in the afternoon/early evening when I arrived. A word of warning: this place is easy to accidentally drive past. It's a lavender pinkish-hued building that looks like it's seen better days. You know how some clubs have parking lots that are set back a bit from the street for privacy? Well, you can forget about that here; the small parking lot offers zero privacy. It may as well be on the Turnpike. This isn't a consideration for me, but I can definitely see how some guys may be troubled by this. The inside of the club is not inviting. Uncomfortable seats at the bar, enough second hand smoke for a lifetime of COPD, etc. I'm not troubled by a little smoke, and I happen to think the bar owners should be free to decide for themselves if they want to allow smoking in their own establishments, but enough is enough. I mean, every bar patron seemed to be chain smoking! It seems like it attracts mostly blue collar patrons and there are pool tables and some kind of gambling bingo-type video terminals on the bar. For guys from South or Central Jersey, the overall atmosphere reminds me of The G Spot in Mount Holly, only with smoke. Anyway, I sat for a few minutes and was approached by a few unremarkable dancers, both white, small breasts, not particularly attractive. I smiled, tipped each one a dollar, declined anything further, and they dutifully left me alone for the rest of my stay. I happened to notice that the bartender was a knockout. Gorgeous, white, thick built, blondish hair, absolutely massive cannons, seemed to be in her 30s or late 20s. Just a pleasure to look at. I can't recall her name, but I did ask her if she ever danced and of course she said 'no.' At that point I was just about to leave when I was approached by an Asian girl named Mayling. She's cute, tan, nice body, glasses, curvy, large tits, has a tattoo that says "Made in China," or something like that. Anyway, we went into the backroom where she began to dance for me. The backroom is a dump, to put it mildly. A bunch of dirty, sagging couches hidden by a few cloth curtains. After some negotiation for a tip, we proceeded to DFK, then she pulled out a cover to begin a CBJ, but I told her that I preferred BBBJ. Somewhat higher tip but she agreed. I got the feeling that BBFS might be available, but I didn't ask and she didn't offer. I might have agreed had she offered it, I'm not sure. Anyway, I didn't "finish" but it wasn't her fault; she seems to be good at what she does, but I didn't want to make a mess. Afterwards, I went back to my seat. A few new girls were on shift now. None of them approached me at all, perhaps assuming that I had "blown my load" with Mayling. One of them was a cute redhead; if she had approached me, I would have taken her for a spin in the back. But she was pretty busy with some other guy who seemed to be a regular customer of hers. All in all, I wouldn't repeat unless I'm in the area and desperate. Your money will go a long way here, that's for sure, but the trade off is the quality of the environment inside the club.