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WWJD?

Sunday, January 15, 2017 7:17 PM
What would Juice do? Actually, since Juice is gone and only talking to us through a Oija Board, I'll pose the question to the rest of the board. Here's the situation. Your hot favorite stripper, SB, or escort asks you a favor. She wants to use some of your clean piss (assuming it's clean), so her boyfriend can pass a drug test. In exchange, she'll do an overnight with you for 200 instead of her usual 500. Would you do it? I say yes. My only concern is possible liability somehow, by them having your DNA from the piss if they were trying to set you up somehow. I guess you could save the messages where they specifically asked for it, in case they tried anything. I think they honestly just want it to beat the test, but just curious what you guys think. Thanks.

31 comments

  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    Get some piss from a pregnant woman and slip it in there that would be a fun way to stir the pot.
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Lol
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    No f'ing way would I get involved w/ a stripper's bad decisions especially where you can have some possible liability - if they get caught they will probably squeal as to whom gave them the piss and you'll probably be considered just as liable
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Lol...brilliant thread I believe your similar to me in the over thinking the situation. My advice is since these people are lower level individual aka stripper and stripper boy friend trying to get a job lol....they us drugs and Shit so I honestly don't believe people at this level are capable of pulling off a scheme like this or even understand how to manipulate the situation for monetary value. It's a up front just needing clean piss I would take the deal and offer as much piss as they wanted lol
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Just read papi response...so what is the risk of caught ? Maybe I need to retract my answer until I can see what the worst case scenario is if busted ?
  • ime
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    7 years ago
    juice would have the stripper pee on him, golden shower loving pervert
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    I'm not worried about the stripper and her boy toy schemes since I honestly don't believe their intellectual enough But If their is legal risk I guess you would need to know the worst case scenario and way it out with your life just to see if it's a positive or negative line to take in life
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    Why do you keep considering getting involved in stripper drama - if you're paying her good $$$ you should not be getting involved in her troubles
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Ime lol funny as a joke and more funny me knowing the truth about myself then confessing it I actually do love a golden shower from a stripper only when she is riding me hard during sex then pissing all over me near climaxing while choking me
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Papi does make a good point If your not hurting for the money just doge the risk and pay the higher price for the over night And if your hurting for me money well let's be honest you shouldn't be wasting money that should be saved on sex right now
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    This comes from a guy that is a sex addicted and used to stay broke from this Hobby but has learned the hard way how to manage his money to take better care of myself
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Juice, that's my gut feeling too. It's straightforward that they really just need to beat a test. I don't think they are clever enough or planning any kind of longterm hustle. However, that's why I posed the question to the board to see some other perspectives. The feedback I get does change my mind from time to time.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    Strippers seem to know a lot of people, if her or her BF can't find someone they know to do this is probably b/c your stripper thought you'd be gullible enough to do it
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Now if your just cheap pay a hobo $10 bucks to piss in a jar then hand it to the stripper as yours then take the overnight rate lol Now who is hustling who lol
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    I don't think all strippers have large social networking abilities Some do and some are very educated people But I have meet some very stupid strippers and strippers without a large pool of friends
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    I would agree more with strippers have a bunch of contacts or clients but not close friends and family Most are addicted to drugs and have a Shit load of dysfunction in their lives making a large pool of close connections impossible or improvitable
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    It's a surprise drug test that was just sprung on them last second. They don't have a big circle of friends and the few friends they do have are on drugs too. If they really wanted to steal my DNA, it would be a lot easier for her to do it by saving some of my cum without me ever knowing.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Their are three groups of strippers out their The extra, drug addicted and dysfunctional dancers The well educated, non addicted or light addicted to soft drugs and have very little dysfunction if any in their lives Then the group that slips into the gray area of these two extremes
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    I would think there'd be some illegality to what they are doing and you (your piss) would be involved in a possible illegal act (of substituting piss on a drug test).
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    So with what information we have gathered from the board this is what juice aka me would do Go find a homeless guy that would be happy to gain a quick $10-$30 bucks for his piss. This gets you out of any schemes or legal issues Then take the discount and the overnight It's a win win for every one involved
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    No guarantee the homeless guy's piss will be clean
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    That's actually good advice Juice, if you knew the homeless guy wasn't on drugs. That's a good point about legality Papi and if the guy was a truck driver who was trying to beat a drug test for work, I wouldn't participate. In this case, the guy is in an outpatient private facility rehab program, so they just test from time to time to see if they have relapsed. If they relapse, they need to re-enter rehab full-time. So, it's private rehab and not job related. I know who the guy is and he works in retail, so I know he doesn't have a safety related job that would put others at risk.
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    1. First off the biggest issue of this entire thread is you're paying $500 for OTC sex. Way too much unless you live in Manhattan or San Fran! Even the 9's I've banged in the past never charged more than $300 2. If you believe what you read on the internet, then read this: [view link] Next time don't ask everyones favorite TUSCL member for advice, unless it revolves around Backpage hookers or Chackin Fanger dipping sauce and Four Loko pairings.
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Good info, thanks Shailynn. 500 is for overnights. Close to 24 hours. 300 is for a few hours with her.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    Yeah, asking Juice for life-advice is like asking a stripper for financial-advice :)
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    Thanks for the clarification Clear, $500 for an overnight is not bad at all. When it comes to TUSCL: Ask Crazyjoe about restroom issues Ask Juice about Chackin and Backpage Ask Papi about ebony women Ask Shadow about how easy it can be fucking 20 year olds in Atlanta Ask jackslash how to be so damn cool and for cooking advice Ask Dougster about the stockmarket Ask JS69 for all legal advice Ask me how to fuck a stripper and leave the club within 30 minutes
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Funny. 30 minutes or less is a system in its own right.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    ClearHeels thank you for taking my answers serious as I did try to give solid advice from what I would have done And not all homeless are on drugs. Some are their by choice and love it. Hell they think the people that work are the crazy one's. I used to be homeless by choice and never touched a drug s day in my life. Shaylynn as usual thank you for your vote of confidence in my ability to be intelligent. $500 for 24 hours is extremely good value The majority of all mid level escorts are going to cost $1,000 of more for 12-16 hours and only a few of those will consider a true all nighter to make 24 hours. I joke a clown around a bunch but I do add real value to the hobby I've been learning this Hobby from every angle possible..so my knowledge or at least my resources can give me plenty of real world value that is usable
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Big duck sammy LMFAO very possible
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Yep
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    Well then
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