I'm Smitten. . . .
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
OMG, OMG, OMG, you guys! I'm like totally gaga for this new (to me) dancer: a blonde-haired, green/hazel-eyed, 110-120 lb., 20-year-old white girl with 36 C cups, 34-36-inch hips, a cute, little pixie haircut and not a single tattoo or piercing. She spits a good game--talked my ear off, but I didn't mind--and gave me unlimited mileage excepting the kitty in the lap dance booth, which is actually a rarity in this club. Of course, she tried to charge me an extra song, but I ain't even mad. Strippers gonna stripper.
Here's the problem: I just barely resisted her VIP hustle (it's $250 here, and who knows what that entails), and only because I didn't have that much on me or in my account. You see, I shouldn't even have been at da club because I'm a 30-year-old man with no job or job experience living in his parents' house. I really put the P in PL. . . . And thus we come to the sad conclusion of this aimless tale (my apologies, but it's important to get emotions on paper quickly, logical coherence be damned), which is a plea for help. I can't afford, financially or morally, to continue patronizing these dens of ill repute. Does anyone have any advice on how to strengthen one's will against that temptation?
PS She's coming to clubs in Put-in-Bay, Ohio, and Myrtle Beach, S.C., this spring/summer for any interested PL's.
Here's the problem: I just barely resisted her VIP hustle (it's $250 here, and who knows what that entails), and only because I didn't have that much on me or in my account. You see, I shouldn't even have been at da club because I'm a 30-year-old man with no job or job experience living in his parents' house. I really put the P in PL. . . . And thus we come to the sad conclusion of this aimless tale (my apologies, but it's important to get emotions on paper quickly, logical coherence be damned), which is a plea for help. I can't afford, financially or morally, to continue patronizing these dens of ill repute. Does anyone have any advice on how to strengthen one's will against that temptation?
PS She's coming to clubs in Put-in-Bay, Ohio, and Myrtle Beach, S.C., this spring/summer for any interested PL's.
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Please tell us when and where you do this, because a lot of us would like to watch.....;-)
But hey, that should certainly help your willpower!
Then go out and find employment even if it's fast food, department store, what have you. Finish a degree or certification one class at a time. And, most here might strongly disagree with this one, but get $50 - $100 and deposit on some online poker site and grind you up a bankroll in your spare time.
Good luck.
Enjoy your youth now before you age like us tuscl PL and end up have to pay $$$$$$$$ to enjoy time with young girl.
I always took you for an older guy.
Forget this girl for now and put all your efforts on finding employment. Anywhere or anything is better than what you're doing now.
(I can't believe I just touted SJG's advice.)
so like tupac said, keep your head up!
PS: hopefully you stick around because you write awesome reviews!
There is a saying that says "80 percent of life is showing up".
Not to be taken literally but meaning one often has to get the ball-rolling - one can't get a base-hit if one does not even bother to pick up the bat and go to the plate.
None of us are in your shoes and don't know what you've been thru or are going thru - but rarely in life do things just fall on one's lap - we all need to put ourselves in the best position to succeed and the biggest part of that is just trying one's best and always getting up and trying again - failing is part of life but not a reason to not try - most of us have setbacks and things to overcome - some all-time great quotes/advice:
"Giving up is the only sure way to fail"
"There is no failure except in no longer trying"
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work” - Thomas A. Edison
"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever"
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm” - Winston Churchill
"I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless”
“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing” - Henry Ford
“Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success. People who avoid failure also avoid success”
“It’s not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts.” - Zig Ziglar
"A setback is a setup for a comeback"
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ekaterinawal…
A cute little commercial about optimism:
http://www.values.com/inspirational-stor…
"Rome wasn't built in a day" - plenty of people have, and overcome, negative circumstances - start eating right and exercising - you won't change your life overnight but "it's not where you are but where you're headed that is most important" - you seem like a good guy and thus must have good qualities and there is something you were meant to be other than overweight and unemployed - don't let past failures keep you from not becoming who you can be and were meant to be.