Last night a dancer told me I smelled like roses... was this a shit joke?
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Last Night
Jan 15, 2017, 9:49 PM
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Can't say if it was a joke, but if you weren't wearing cologne, I wouldn't consider it a compliment.
What she meant was she thought you had a lot of money....'roses' means money to escorts.
Mabe she meant you smell like rose fertilizer.
I think rockstar is right. I forgot that escorts use that saying.
She was probably lying.
But remember, a little lying = ace!
What I don't know is why she didn't say "you smell like a rich man with an enormous penis!" ;)
^^^^ lmfao rotf hahaha if she said that I would die laughing


Probably not, because I doubt your shit smells like roses. If it does, please let me know what you eat or drink because I would like to know how one gets their shit to smell like roses!