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Last Night

crazyjoe
Colorado
Last night a dancer told me I smelled like roses... was this a shit joke?

8 comments

  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Probably not, because I doubt your shit smells like roses. If it does, please let me know what you eat or drink because I would like to know how one gets their shit to smell like roses!
  • nemesisk7
    8 years ago
    hshhhh
  • beekers
    8 years ago
    Can't say if it was a joke, but if you weren't wearing cologne, I wouldn't consider it a compliment.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    What she meant was she thought you had a lot of money....'roses' means money to escorts.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Mabe she meant you smell like rose fertilizer.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    I think rockstar is right. I forgot that escorts use that saying.
  • 4got2wipe
    8 years ago
    She was probably lying.

    But remember, a little lying = ace!

    What I don't know is why she didn't say "you smell like a rich man with an enormous penis!" ;)
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    ^^^^ lmfao rotf hahaha if she said that I would die laughing
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