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Last Night

Jan 15, 2017, 9:49 PM
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crazyjoe
Colorado

Last night a dancer told me I smelled like roses... was this a shit joke?

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shailynn

Probably not, because I doubt your shit smells like roses. If it does, please let me know what you eat or drink because I would like to know how one gets their shit to smell like roses!

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nemesisk7

hshhhh

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beekers

Can't say if it was a joke, but if you weren't wearing cologne, I wouldn't consider it a compliment.

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rockstar666

What she meant was she thought you had a lot of money....'roses' means money to escorts.

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twentyfive

Mabe she meant you smell like rose fertilizer.

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shailynn

I think rockstar is right. I forgot that escorts use that saying.

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4got2wipe

She was probably lying.

But remember, a little lying = ace!

What I don't know is why she didn't say "you smell like a rich man with an enormous penis!" ;)

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crazyjoe

^^^^ lmfao rotf hahaha if she said that I would die laughing

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