Starting a Strip Club Vlog soon

Listen - if you show stripper titties you may attract some viewers. Nobody wants to watch you eat Chackin Fangers in a strip club!!!

I think it will work - we don't have enough stuff on the web as it is :)

You need to think out of the box man ;)

Or, in the box. ;)

Some good advice and yes outside the box thinking is going to be extremely needed.

I'm going to need to take some lessons from Mr. Hefner if I do pull this off successful and long term

I do want to capture the tasteful side of this entertainment industry while adding solid value to the community.

Going to be hard to do because I'm also as a side note going to start an online church community but I do believe I can pull it off by being straight forward and honest with people about my liberal faith but that's for another thread.

Trying to stay on topic though I do believe I can pull this off and be able to create a business from this

In the box lol...maybe I can offer that to my paid subscription base LMFAO

If successful this while allow me to travel all over the USA and create some awesome value and community

Can you stream live from the clubs? I would like to see some dancer action.

And tell me why from a comic stand point watching me review strip club food will not be a success ? Lol

Are you going to use a Go-Pro on your head? That would be great

Jack that is a beautiful idea but I believe I will need to establish business first and establish positive relationship with the club owners to pull a live stream off lol

Very possible though with the right situation and the correct view points

Mikey LMFAO you fag lol

I am investing in a go pro but I've never thought if this..it's actually kinda brilliant.

If I can negotiate the correct situation and get a legal team to let me know what is safe to record and not then yes I will added this as a feature

Don't record in Dallas. That shit would get you kicked out. I was on snapchat with this girl I met who wanted me to add her on it and show my friends her dancing so they would go there and she had to fight off the bouncer who was about to knock my ass out.. Black Orchard in Dallas..

Juice you can't do the tasteful side of things. You think Zaxby's is high class.

Your dead, remember?

What you really need is dog that can accompany you into the strip clubs, you can put a Go Pro camera on the dog and do it stealthy like. Than wear your white polyester suit and get a folding cane and you are set to do the vlog.. You'll even get a marketing hook it will be "Juice and a dog do a vlog. My only other suggestion is that the dog be big and cuddly, so the girls don't think you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

You should have a hidden camera in your beard. Lol!

Go to a spy-shop or look for one online and get one of those hidden cams that one can't tell it's there

You guys crack me up.

Yeah I do believe if you filmed in any strip club or casino without permission you would get kicked out and if you spyed then uploaded Shit and got found out I bet it's a law suit from the club, staff or patrons lol

It will develop slow I do understand this but open communication and a business mindset with the owners should get me in the door for starters

I'm also trouble shooting this issue with a casino right now to let me record the action I'm in for a gamblers channel

My way you have deniability, you can blame the whole thing on the dog. If they want to sue a dog the judge will kick the case, you can say that you didn't know what the dog was doing you're blind, then you flick open the cane hahahahahaha

Don't forget, if Juice gets in trouble, he can make it from the VIP room to his car in the parking lot in 4.7 seconds

I do find the blind Ricky boy look in the club with his trusty side kick...I might actually use this idea as a comedy skit on my Comedy channel lol

LMFAO mikeay

Speaking of McDonald's Riff Raff made a Rap song at McDonald's lol

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Fuck you dead boy

juicebox69, wanting to capture the tasteful side of the industry is non-brilliant! :(

Go lowbrow! I'd watch a lowbrow juicebox69 vlog in a New York minute! :)

@mikey: 4.7 seconds? Ha! Only if juice's seat was located on a trapdoor 356 feet directly over his car (wouldn't matter if it was a convertible or not).

It would probably take him 5 to get out of the chair.... ;-D

LMFAO

GUIDE ON HOW JUICE CAN SUCKSEED:

1. Wear a bow tie - instantly classes things up.

2. Go to Wal-Mart and get a HD video camcorder and a tripod.

3. Bring some official looking documents to club (written in pen, not crayon) stating you're "doing a documentary for Bravo network" and would like to take some videos.

4. NEVER EVER EVER eat before you do a video blog. Nobody wants to hear your fart, and nobody wants to see BBQ sauce or honey mustard sauce on your bow tie.

5. Pay a hot stripper $20 to do the intro on your video, make sure she's wearing as little as possible. This will keep just about every PLs attention for at least 15 minutes. Even though you're probably going to be boring, most PLs will still watch in hopes of seeing the hot stripper again.

6. 3 words - "Girl Girl Action." Showing two relatively hot strippers holding hands will get your 10 minutes of viewing, kissing 20 minutes and nipple licking a good hour. Girl-girl Pussy licking and you will have subscribers for life. Remember no matter how good of an idea you think it is, nobody wants to see you lick a girls pussy.

7. NO BACKPAGE GIRLS. I can't stress that enough. Also, no girls you pick up at Circle K or Wal-Mart at 1AM. Yes hot girls do go to Wal-Mart and Circle K, but your definition of "hot" and your viewers definition may be way off.

8. Interviewing jackslash will get you renewed for season 2. Interviewing Lil Fishsticks or SJG will get your blog cancelled.

Juice, I assume that you'll be making some of the segments for Dougster's new show, "How to Pay Hookers for Sex".

SJG

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Bow tie might be a nice touch especially if you wear the white polyester three piece suit just make sure it's a real bright color and put a matching bow tie in the dog. And for the dog I think a Dalmatian might be the perfect sidekick what do you think?

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SJG

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@shailynn: "GUIDE ON HOW JUICE CAN SUCKSEED:"

If at first juice doesn't succeed, if he sucks a tomato, he will suck seed! ;-)

LMFAO brilliant

Juice is full of shit

You should moderate your comments section and delete all comments by VILE ATTACK DOGS. If you can do that I will acknowledge that you are only a rapscallion and NOT a SEMI-LITERATE TROLL

LOL!