I'm not finicky thus off the top of my head I can't think of anything that I thought was nasty in that I would not want to get w/ that dancer.
What does bother me is a dancer walking up to me puffing on a cigarette or ;lighting up after she approaches me w/o even asking - that I find kinda nasty since I've never smoked but something one kinda has to put up w/ in areas where they still allow smoking in clubs and bars.
Not me, but a friend. Several years ago a dancer was sitting on his lap at the table. When she got up, he had a rather large spot on his jeans. We never remember her name, but she will be forever known as Flo. He wound up tossing those jeans.
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Was fart girl hot? I would have put up with a fart for a hottie. Especially if it was non-stinky! ;)
It's brilliant that you posted a first review so quickly. I waited a while.
I think the nastiest things that have happened to me are all body odor related. Stank breath, B.O./stinky pits, pussy that smells like fish rotting in the sun, stinky ass...
+1 to Subraman as well.
The one I remember as being the funniest, was when a waitress at a local extras club. She was complaining that I wouldn't do a VIP with her, and eventually getting to, "You want a blow job? I can suck you better than any of these bitches!"
At which point, she took out her teeth.
I've had a couple (regular) dancers grind themselves to orgasm on my leg; there was no mistaking it wasn't an act as they were regulars and the moisture and scent. But that'snot "nasty"...that's cool! I don't have a problem with farts etc. and I've never had a period stain. I do remember being attracted to a new dancer so I took her to VIP and she had a terrible cold. I didn't catch it but she REALLY needed to stay home....I was never more accepting of an air dance in my life!
Count me among those who ended up with the telltale red streaks on the front of the pants. Except I was wearing khakis, which made it even more obvious.
It's embarrassing for both you and the dancer when you have to find her after the dances and tell her she should probably get, check or replace her tampon.
My favorite black stripper told me that last month her period came unexpectedly and she messed up some poor guys pants. She said that she was glad it was a white guy and understanding because if it had been a black guy, he would have been blown a gasket.
I've had multiple strippers grind to mutual orgasm on my crotch. I wear a pair of lined nylon track pants to spare them grinding their lady parts on denim or chinos. We both benefit and contribute to the spot. I just make sure to toss the pants in the wash right away.
My most gross experiences all involved the same dancer -- the blow job queen. Once she spit my cum into the fresh drink of the guy in the booth next to me. Another time she spit my cum in the floor. Yet another time she put my used condom behind the couch cushion.
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