The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Decent

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tuscl
Apr 23, 2017, 6:11 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was able to convert some bigger bills into 1$'s as well. Inside at 8-9pm or so wasn't too packed, with more dancers coming in over next several hours.

Club has a very weird setup. Imagine movie theatre type seating in back half of room. In middle of front half of room is stage, with 2 additional sets of theatre type seating facing it perpendicularly. These seats are closer to the stage for up close views, and also you'll be tipping more. Dancer quality was very variable, some couldn't muster any tips, with others very hott. Other dancers are walking around coming up asking if you'd like a dance. Only one huge assed asian girl was pushy, otherwise dancers were pretty friendly if you weren't interested.

2 types of lap dances in semiprivate area away from main stage with other people getting lap dances. Either can get $20 regular lap dance in this area where dancer isn't nude, or $40 dance for topless dance. 2 way touching for both these dances. They have backroom private areas for dances as well...

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