Not much to see here, move on

Thought i'd try a different club for a change so I hit the Crazy Horse. Nice enough place, clean, clientele wasn't too shady looking. I went on an early evening on a Friday. Can't expect much from any strip club at this time, I suppose, but this felt particularly awkward since there were about 5 customers and 2 dancers. The place is shockingly small, it was just waaay too cozy for my taste -- kind of like dudes standing side by side at a urinal, try not to make eye contact.. I prefer the cavernous strip clubs where I can be a little less conspicuous of a perv, but there was no hiding in this place. There I was, front & center, watching a fat chick dance on stage. So I left after one beer and went over to Christie's nearby. Didn't bother to get a dance, wasn't there long enough to have any conversations with either of the dancers, oh and neither of the two could break a "5" on the 1-10 scale.