Trucker Strip Bar with Trailer Trophies
This might be the worst strip club I’ve ever been to, but the people were very nice.
It’s in a strip mall next to an adult bookstore and an Italian restaurant. Plenty of parking. $5 entry fee by a 65+ year old woman buzzing people in. Immediately I’m like, “alright, this is gonna be different”.
Was greeted by a trailer park beauty queen immediately but I deflected and went to the bar and got a drink. $5 hard liquor which I thought was a great price, but when I got my 2nd drink, I realized they were on smaller size. Still not bad if you’ve ever paid $25 for a drink in a big city.
Bartender was excellent. Honestly, that was the most impressive thing the entire night from this place. I won’t go into detail, but she did something instinctively on my second drink that you typically don’t see except in high-end bars. She was also kind of cute, like rural girl next door, although that could’ve been just because the other talent was so bad.
The bar is shaped like a U and there is a pole on the end, but the girls don’t dance there. There are poles that run along the ceiling of the bar and every couple minutes a girl will walk by and ask you if you want to bar dance where she will hold the pole in basically straddle your face. I don’t know what those prices are because I didn’t ask. There’s probably about 5 tables and 5 high tops beyond the bar, and four or five TVs spread around, where you can watch sports.
Out of the 13 girls working there, (12 white, 1 AA), there wasn’t a single one that didn’t have a gut. Everything was sagging. About 70% had tattoos. I honestly spent about seven minutes trying to find the hottest one visually, and it looked like a trailer trash beauty contest. To be clear, everyone was super nice, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen such a collection of people that shouldn’t have been wearing lingerie in bright lighting.
Unfortunately, I’m a degenerate, so when a 4/10 tatted / nose ring special showed up, i chatted to understand the situation. It came to my attention that VIP for 30 mins was $250 which felt appropriate for the talent so I decided to at least take one for the team and this review.
Now before I agreed, she said she was gonna get fully naked and then I could touch, and that she would touch too. Enthusiasm and the delivery of communication made me feel like there was a decent chance you can get extras here, and for a minute I assumed this was a truck driver brothel. Mentally I made two commitments as we were walking to the VIP. (1) under no circumstance would I let her take my dick out (2) I was not gonna try to reach in the places I might typically go.
VIP / Dance area is semi private but the bouncer kept the drape partially open, and once she got started, she told me not to touch with the hand that was closest to the door because the bouncer would yell. So obviously this is not an extras club, and I felt like I was oversold on how much liberty I would have with my hands. Oh well, this was the cheapest 30 mins I’ve ever paid for a back room dance.
The dance was just OK. She made a point to enthusiastically massage my crotch with her legs and ass, but at some point it was just smashing my dick into my leg with force. She did get fully nude, and actually had decent equipment but she smelled like cigarettes and sadness which really took some joy away.
I left shortly after that and picked up some Taco Bell that is across the street which was the highlight of the evening.
